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Exclusive: Paramount Remaking Soapdish

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (29)



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Update: We have also now learned that it will be a Latino remake.

According to the Hollywood Cog, Paramount Pictures is remaking the very minor 1991 hit ensemble comedy, Soapdish, which starred Kevin Kline, Sally Field, Robert Downey, Jr., and Whoopi Goldberg, among many others. Despite an impressive cast, the original — directed by Michael Hoffman (One Fine Day) — didn’t do outstandingly at the box office, racking up $36 million, but it was popular with critics. I haven’t seen it since its theatrical release, so I can’t offer much in the way of opinion and I doubt I was old enough to appreciate the satire at the time.

My first instinct upon hearing this news was to think that Paramount was using Soapdish to get into the superstar ensemble game, a la Valentine’s Day and She’s Just Not That Into You, as the story leaves that possibility wide open. The remake will center around a telenovela, although I’m not entirely sure why using a telenovela instead of a soap opera makes much sense, except that telenovelais a bigger buzzword?

Writer/producer/director Rob Reiner is producing the remake, though so far as I can tell, he had nothing to do with the original. However, his co-producer Alan Greisman did produce the original Soapdish and has past production connections with Reiner (Alex and Emma, The Bucket List), so the pairing makes sense there. The project was recently announced internally and is now out to writers. It’s not out of the realm of possibility that Reiner is producing the remake with an eye toward directing,

The original Soapdish was about Celeste Talbert (Sally Field), who had been the queen of the soaps for over two decades. Co-star Montana Moorehead (Cathy Moriarity) needed to get her out of her way before she could move on. She hired an old boyfriend of Celeste to be on the show and had Celeste become a murderer in the script, but each attempt had unforseen consequences.









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Comments

I caught Soapdish on cable maybe 6 months ago. It was definitely funnier than I'd remembered. Of course RDJ owns....but Kevin Kline is pretty fantastic as well. Don't know how a remake would fare.

Posted by: krolowonder at May 25, 2010 11:33 AM

Dustin, do you mean telenovela? Cause telenova sounds like something even worse than south American soap operas...
Btw, when will they stop recycling and start writing new fucking stories? I know ecology is all the rage now, but enough with the fucking remakes!

Posted by: astounded at May 25, 2010 11:38 AM

Just... no. You'll never beat that cast.

Posted by: Jess at May 25, 2010 11:38 AM

NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

"How am I supposed to write for a guy that doesn't have a head? He's got no lips, no vocal chords, what do you want me to do?"

I grew up watching this movie, and my family quotes it all the time. You simply CANNOT recreate that amazing chemistry! And don't forget Elizabth Shue. Even Teri Hatcher has a great line!

Ugh, I need to shower off the Hollywood ick.

Posted by: Patty O'Green at May 25, 2010 11:44 AM

Soapdish was fantastic. It had Elisabeth Shue for chrissakes.

Posted by: oldie at May 25, 2010 11:45 AM

I cannot see how they could top the original, and it sort of breaks my heart that they're going to try.

Posted by: Reba at May 25, 2010 11:50 AM

No. No, I refuse to accept this. The original is perfectly fine, and a childhood favorite. (I wanted to be RDJ, especially with the glasses, after I saw it.)

Posted by: DoctorControversy at May 25, 2010 12:03 PM

In 1991 Soap Operas were much bigger than now. General Hospital and All My Children were almost cultural landmarks. So, I understand why they'd wish to remake the movie, but...if it wasn't terribly successful then...why would it now?

Maybe they could do it in 3-D...that would do the trick!

Posted by: OldDude at May 25, 2010 12:14 PM

No no no no no no no no NO NO NO.

Posted by: MyySharona at May 25, 2010 12:27 PM

Well, that's my day ruined now. Thanks a lot.

Posted by: Jeni at May 25, 2010 12:49 PM

I think we're all forgetting something: If it's a telenovela, it might (probably not) feature Hispanic actors and you know what that means: DANNY TREJO, ROMANTIC LEAD.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at May 25, 2010 1:05 PM

Because 10,000 theater screens can't go blank.

Posted by: , at May 25, 2010 1:05 PM

BIG FAT NO!!!
Soapdish is total rainy day/snowy day/too hot to breathe day fun. Need to waste a couple hours? Check it out. It's funny as crap, RDJ and Kevin Kline are adorable, Sally Field is out of her mind and Elizabeth Shue is too cute.

Please, Hollywood, stop fucking with everything we love!!!

Posted by: youdon'tknowmebutyouknowme at May 25, 2010 1:06 PM

Completely, 100 per cent, in every single way, despise the idea of a Bradley Cooper-esque ensemble movie recreating the reason I fell in love with RDJ at the tender age of ten. Fuck. This.

Posted by: Sapphiar at May 25, 2010 1:14 PM

The only way Soapdish could be more FABULOUS is if it starred ME.

Posted by: The JLo at May 25, 2010 1:27 PM

You can absolutely count me in with the rest of the folks vociferously objecting to this remake.

Now, if they call it Telenovela and run with the possibilities inherent in that, and make it its own thing, rather than a remake, I'll consider relenting. But why call it a remake then?

As someone else pointed out, since it wasn't a huge hit in the first place, it's not as if hearkening back to the original is going to help put people in the seats for the new one--those of us who saw the original, loved it for what it was and, as you can tell, are not in support of this upstart. Just go with a new movie. And leave Soapdish out of it! Jeez McCreez.

Posted by: tamatha at May 25, 2010 2:00 PM

too hot to breathe day

dammit, are you from South Texas, by any chance? I already feel like I need gills, and it is only May...

Posted by: Patty O'Green at May 25, 2010 2:08 PM

Okay, two things:

Telenovelas are different from Soaps in that they have a finite story arc and end!!! Usually they'll run for six months to a year, and then it's on to the new one. Based on that difference it seems like the re-make can be different (if they stay true to Telenovelas) while still keeping all the delish bitchiness.

Remakes aren't so bad, Judy Garland's Wizard of Oz was the third filming of that book.

Posted by: toomuchuselessinfo at May 25, 2010 2:26 PM

Patty, I'm not from there, but have been there.

Try living in the 6-months-of-SuperColdFrigidare/6-months-of-steambath that is Indiana....

Posted by: dammitjanet at May 25, 2010 2:52 PM

Her brain is going to laterally explore.

Posted by: ahamos at May 25, 2010 3:09 PM

dammitjanet I lived in Muncie for 4 years, where are you?

Posted by: The JLo at May 25, 2010 3:15 PM

dammitjanet whoops that was really from me, not The JLo

Posted by: mswas at May 25, 2010 3:16 PM

Weak. Super weak.

Can't really say anything that hasn't been said. Love this movie, Hollywood needs to quit it, etc. RDJ is adorable in it, Whoopi and Cathy M. are hilarious, and Teri H had ginourmous boobs, which she stated in the film.

Posted by: Brie at May 25, 2010 3:44 PM

I'll just jump on the bandwagon, because I love this movie. So funny. Garry Marshall is hilarious.

Hollywood sucks.

Posted by: Louise at May 25, 2010 4:03 PM

I can't accept this.

I have an oath. A Pajiban's oath.

Posted by: SofĂ­a at May 25, 2010 4:15 PM

Milton Moorehead is gonna go batshit insane.

Posted by: sars at May 25, 2010 6:59 PM

OH, NOOOOOOOOO. NONONONONO! I just watched this movie and it is hilarious.Sally Field is so good in it! They can't even get close to this cast, are you kidding me? However. I grew up on telenovelas, and I'll watch anything Danny Trejo does, so i they can make that happen, then I'll be on board. They should get Salma Hayek as well, since she got her start in Mexican telenovelas. Seriously, she kicked ass in Teresa.

Posted by: Az at May 25, 2010 7:47 PM

seriously?! WRF?!?!

why would they do this.

why!!?!?!?!

Posted by: stopthemadness at May 25, 2010 9:17 PM

no no no it is perfect as it is.

Cathy Moriarty is awesome.

Also

'Murial should be raped by Father Corey.'

Posted by: ThingOfThings at May 26, 2010 12:31 AM