By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (33)
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Posted by: Mr. Razastein at August 24, 2010 5:32 PM
I thought Ahmet was brother of (not offspring of) Dweezil?
Posted by: Siege at August 24, 2010 5:58 PM
The Miley picture makes me want to shoot myself but I don't think the bullet would be fast enough to stop my brain before my eyes rip themselves from my head.
Posted by: Paul at August 24, 2010 5:58 PM
Miley is trying really hard to move away from her 'tween image. I think she is going too far and doing it too quickly but then, I'm not her Mama/manager.
Posted by: mslewis at August 24, 2010 6:16 PM
Skipping over Ms. Cyrus' outfit and wondering why that fluffy dog has Pringle duck mouth...
Posted by: Dorothy Snarker at August 24, 2010 6:16 PM
Yep, Ahmet and Dweezil are brothers, offspring of Frank.
Posted by: laura at August 24, 2010 6:18 PM
Can't believe I'm going to say this, but I really liked Going the Distance.
Posted by: general rhubarb at August 24, 2010 6:28 PM
I won't do it. Not even for Charlie. Unless the Green Man makes an appearance, then I may consider it. I'm lying.
Posted by: admin at August 24, 2010 6:35 PM
IS THAT CARLTON BANKS NEXT TO MILEY?
Posted by: SAD ROCKSTAR at August 24, 2010 6:39 PM
Why is the fourth "Spy Kids" sequel getting trade headlines as if it's the next fucking "Godfather"? Rodriguez is a one note hack whose films look like they were shot and edited in his garage.
Posted by: Neo at August 24, 2010 6:42 PM
that pic of the stupid spoiled disney whore looks photoshopped... I'm pretty sure I have the SAME EXACT PICTURE of the dog with the duck pringle mouth here somewhere.
Posted by: SaucyWench at August 24, 2010 6:48 PM
No. And all because of Charlie Day.
Posted by: Jim Doggie at August 24, 2010 6:50 PM
I admit that if anyone can make a romantic comedy these days, it's Drew Barrymore. She's so damn likable. I just wish I didn't want to smack Justin Long. No reason for that, really, he just bugs me. And I find it hard to believe that anyone would be physically attracted to him.
Posted by: figgy at August 24, 2010 7:07 PM
IS THAT CARLTON BANKS NEXT TO MILEY?
Nay. Alas, Carlton wouldn't fit in that frame these days. He picked up all the weight James Avery dropped.
And that dog is making "Duck Theason! Wabbit Season!" run through my head, for some reason.
Posted by: Rykker at August 24, 2010 7:10 PM
if charlie goes america on everybody's asses, then maybe.
Posted by: stopthemadness aka Angry Black Lady at August 24, 2010 7:12 PM
Offspring of Frank! FRANK! THIS IS ONLY THE MOST IMPORTANT FAMILY IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, PEOPLE.
Posted by: nigeltde at August 24, 2010 7:24 PM
@SAD ROCKSTAR
No, that's just some other black dude with a mustache, not Carlton Banks. It's not Chris Rock or Chris Tucker, either. Or Terry Crews.
Posted by: jzhz at August 24, 2010 8:29 PM
yeah... that Miley Cyrus photo was originally from her MuchMusic Video awards performance, which happened months ago.
Posted by: kilmo at August 24, 2010 10:33 PM
Going the Distance was pretty cute. Some scenes were a little meh, but overall it was enjoyable.
Posted by: nosio at August 25, 2010 12:25 AM
I have an irrational soft spot for Drew Barrymore. (I still won't see this movie.)
Posted by: MM at August 25, 2010 12:26 AM
Idk if some serious "charlie work" can fix this movie up
Posted by: chris at August 25, 2010 1:59 AM
The Miley Cyrus image is photoshopped by the gentleman behind FilmDrunk,Vince Mancini.
Posted by: NJ at August 25, 2010 2:07 AM
charlie day has the most distinct voice ever.
Posted by: sailboat at August 25, 2010 2:34 AM
Don't bother with the Berrymore flick- they won't let Charlie Day be all Charlie Day in it, so his character will be watered-down swill (think how Tarantino compares other champagnes to fucking Crystal!). Plus Berrymore has that weird, side talking stroke thing that only Jimmy Fallon has ever had the balls to bring up. And I think we've already seen spray tanning massacred by one Ross Gellar- Justin Long can't hold a candle to David Schwimmer. Lame.
Posted by: EJ at August 25, 2010 4:39 AM
A few thoughts:
Evan Rachel Wood is so very, very hot. But then she acts and/or speaks and my aggravation devours my libido.
Matthew McConaughey is a nasty, creepy dude. Has any actor ever completely morphed into one of his early characters like MM has with Wooderson? It's uncanny.
I say we do a Pajiba Pool for the date that Miley Cyrus gets a boob job. We can do weeks or months (days are too specific and hard to confirm). I'll take April 2011. You know, just in time for beach season.
Posted by: Kballs at August 25, 2010 8:53 AM
I was secretly hoping that Dweezil would name his kids Bob and Fred and Sue and Mary, as a backlash to being named Dweezil. But noooooooooo, he had to go and name his daughters Zola Frank and Ceylon Indira. FRANK? He named his daughter FRANK?
Posted by: BWeaves at August 25, 2010 10:32 AM
I have to give props to Jessica Alba for taking a "mom" role at her relatively young age. Not enough to see the movie, of course, but still.
Posted by: Todd at August 25, 2010 10:44 AM
This one time, I went to the city (that's what we in NJ call NYC) with some awesome PajiChicks, and we saw Jessica Alba walking down the street. True Story! (I missed her the first time because I was looking at her outfit because I thought Sofia mouthed "tramp" to me, and I was all, "She isn't trampy! That skirt is practically below her knees. Ooh, cute shoes!" and didn't actually see her face at all. But then she walked back the other way while we were still brunching and sure enough, it was her! She has pretty hair.
Also, me and jM saw Adam Busch and I almost had a total fangirl freakout.
Posted by: Anna von Beav at August 25, 2010 11:25 AM
Charlie Day, Jason Sudekis, and Jim Gaffigan are the only decent things about that entire trailer.
They're not the main characters.
One of the main characters is Drew Barrymore.
I'm out.
Posted by: ChristianH at August 25, 2010 12:10 PM
figgy, it's OK that you don't like Justin Long. *marks one more off the competitors list, 6,599,999 to go*
Posted by: Drake at August 25, 2010 12:27 PM
Miley Cyrus is a bit young to look like such a trout-faced c*nt.
Posted by: supafly at August 25, 2010 12:59 PM
@admin It's DAYman we want to see.
@bweaves If there's a Boy named Sue, we can have a Girl named Frank.
Opposite Universe: A Time to Kill Matthew was the promising good actor, Sandra Bullock was terrible and Spacey tried a Southern accent. (Oh yeah, and Samuel L Jackson shouted throughout, Donald Sutherland was half asleep and Oliver Platt rocked- per usual.)
Posted by: bananapanda at August 25, 2010 2:14 PM
YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!!!!
Posted by: ninetwenteetoo at August 25, 2010 4:13 PM
LOL GTFO Miley Cyrus