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Exclusive: Ken Kwapis to Direct Live-Action Dilbert Movie

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (20)



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In 2007, Moviehole reported that Chris Columbus (Stepmom, Mrs. Doubtfire, the two weakest Harry Potter films) had snatched up the about-to-lapse film rights to Scott Adams’ Dilbert, possibly with an eye toward directing. That was the last that the project was ever mentioned, and that page is now missing from Moviehole’s archives.

I don’t know what happened to the Chris Columbus project, but the Hollywood Cog is reporting that Phoenix Entertainment, the production company behind Shutter Island, the Robocop remake, and Zodiac is now developing a live-action feature film based on Dilbert along with Intrigue Entertainment.

When the idea was put out there in 2007, the few people who reported it suggested that a live-action Dilbert might compare unfavorably to Office Space or “The Office.” And, as if to make that an even more likely reality, Phoenix Entertainment has brought Ken Kwapis aboard to direct. Kwapis has directed multiple episodes of “The Office,” in addition to She’s Just Not That Into You, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, and the execrable License to Wed. He’s also directing the upcoming Everyone Loves Whales with John Krasinski and Drew Barrymore.

No one has yet been announced to star as Dilbert, but if we were to extrapolate from Kwapis’ resume alone, I suppose it’s not too far fetched to imagine John Krasinski in the role. But there again, I’m just spit-balling. I hope I didn’t get anything in your eye.

Tariq Jalil (who actually was also attached to the Columbus announced project as producer) is producing. He’s also produced the upcoming Marmaduke and attempted to bring a version of the British show “Spaced” over to America.

Let’s all throw rocks at him.









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Comments

I used to like Dilbert quite a lot back in the late 90s.

Why they're making a movie now I've no idea.

Posted by: Fredo at May 26, 2010 11:47 AM

John Krasinski doesn't give off the loser vibe Dilbert needs. It has to be someone who can play halfway between Jim from The Office and Milton from Office Space.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at May 26, 2010 11:50 AM

I thought they already did a live action Dilbert, it was called Office Space.

Posted by: EricD at May 26, 2010 11:51 AM

God damn it.

Posted by: Paul Southworth at May 26, 2010 11:51 AM

As someone who saw and loved the animated Dilbert series...Well, I'm cautiously optimistic here. Please don't let this suck.

Posted by: Jeremy Feist at May 26, 2010 12:01 PM

pretty sure this will not live up to expectations. The animated series was good, but a live action take seems as if it will be hard to translate Dilbert's humor...

whats up Southworth? thanks for popping up. 'Not Invented Yet' was totally off my radar. bookmarked.

Posted by: VinKong at May 26, 2010 12:09 PM

Wouldn't Drew Carey need to play Dilbert?

Posted by: JenVegas at May 26, 2010 12:10 PM

Drew Carey pretty much played Dilbert for years on his own show.

Posted by: John W at May 26, 2010 12:14 PM

I am not exaggerating when I say that The Dilbert Principle changed my life. I would probably be a lot more miserable and misanthropic if it wasn't for that book. And really, he is way funnier in his books that the strips (which are still funny to me).

Scott Adams is one of the three celebrities that managed to convince me to eat something with their name on it (the other two being Stephen Colbert and Paul Newman).

I call upon the powers of Saint Dogbert to exorcise the demons of stupidity from this project!

Posted by: Vermillion at May 26, 2010 12:14 PM

Krasinski would be horrible in the role. I kinda want Michael Emerson to take it (it's not like he's busy not being Ben); to me, he kinda fits the role.

Also, the dude that directed the entire first season of "The Office"? Sign me the fuck up.

Posted by: pendelton at May 26, 2010 12:16 PM

Oh man, This is gonna be hard to pull off. All the funny Dilberts revolve around math jokes. It's gonna be a ridiculously nerdy movie. OR it'll be Garfield combined with Office Space. But still at the humor level of Garfield.

Posted by: esme at May 26, 2010 12:23 PM

OUT OUT YOU DEMONS OF STUPIDITY!

Posted by: DoctorControversy at May 26, 2010 12:36 PM

And most importantly: how can you have the awesome Dilbert animals in live-action? Dogbert most of all, but in particular, Ratbert:

Dear Nigerian Prince:

My bank is a sock that fell behind the dryer.

I have actually sent that as a response to a Nigerian e-mail.

Damn, I love me some Ratbert.

Posted by: Vermillion at May 26, 2010 12:40 PM

John Hodgman is the only one who could possibly pull off the role of Dilbert.

Posted by: Mack Mama at May 26, 2010 12:48 PM

Yes, the DILBERT comic strip and cartoon did/do work because they're presented in the format in which they were conceived: a cartoon. I will never understand the impulse to make every animated show a live action movie. You don't see anybody re-making "Schindler's List" as an animated series on Nickelodeon.

Oh wait I know why: the novelty of seeing your favorite cartoon characters as real people puts asses in the seats for some reason.

Photo-realistic CGI Dogbert in T-minus 3... 2... 1...

Posted by: Paul Southworth at May 26, 2010 12:52 PM

That having been said, if anybody ever wanted to make a live action movie out of anything I created, I would take the money and deny everything.

Posted by: Paul Southworth at May 26, 2010 12:53 PM

I didn't care much for the animated series--live action just seems bizarre. I like the strips and the books, though. I have a clipping of Dogbert chanting OUT OUT DEMONS OF STUPIDITY tacked to the most frustrating piece of lab equipment I have ever worked with. Example:

Machine: ERROR.

Me: Oh crap, I forgot to put the sample rack in (pushes button to open machine door).

Machine: CAN'T OPEN DOOR DUE TO MACHINE ERROR.

Me: But...opening the door allows me to fix the error. How else am I going to get the rack in there? (tries restarting)

Machine: ERROR--CAN'T PROCEED DUE TO MISSING SAMPLE RACK.

Me: Then let me open the goddamn door!

Machine: CAN'T OPEN DOOR DUE TO MACHINE ERROR.

Me: (frustrated sobbing)

The Dogbert clipping and vigorous bouts of swearing seem to help.

Posted by: DeadBessie at May 26, 2010 2:18 PM

You don't see anybody re-making "Schindler's List" as an animated series on Nickelodeon.

Now look what you've done, Paul Southworth, you've put that idea out into the universe! If that happens, I'm going to hold you personally responsible.

Posted by: mswas at May 26, 2010 3:02 PM

Mack Mama
John Hodgman is the only one who could possibly pull off the role of Dilbert.

John Hodgman as Dilbert? Seconded!
It's the only logical choice for both of them. So it won't happen.

Posted by: sunsneezer at May 27, 2010 8:41 AM

Only Drew Carey can play Dilbert!

Posted by: willtij at May 27, 2010 1:10 PM

















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