Gillian Anderson (Nooo, Scully) and Dominic West (Nooo, McNulty) have joined the cast of Rowan Atkinson's Johnny English Reborn. And noooo, I'm not kidding. (THR)
Tom Brady > Tim Riggins < Sawyer < Tom Brady = (Ugly Fours)
You like Gael Garcia Bernal? Do you like the sting of disappointment? Well, here you go folks: Feel the bitterness.
Lauren Ambrose -- remember her? -- has joined Paul Rudd, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux in the cast of David Wain's Wanderlust. Man, I used to have some serious wanderlust for Lauren Ambrose, circa Can't Hardly Wait. She is still the hotterest. A hottie boom botty. Total hottery barn. (Variety)
FYI: As an illustrious reader, Melissa, reminds, the Red Riding trilogy is on Netflix Instant now. If you liked Zodiac, you'll love these. I saw the first two, and am itching to catch up on the third. They are marvelous goddamn films. Plus, Paddy Considine and a good gander at Andrew Garfield, who will be your next Spider-man (don't hold that against the Red Riding trilogy). (Netflix Instant)
John Mayer has cancelled his Twitter account, ending his relationship with his 3.7 million followers. This is news, people! I read it in the (Associated Press), therefore it must be. The thing about hard news, Associated Press, is this: Once you slide toward imbecility, you can never go back.