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The Dishes Are Done, Man!

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (33)



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As I predicted earlier today based on the success of Karate Kid, 80s remakes of family films are likely to be a big upcoming trend. Adults aren’t overall that inclined to see a remake of one of their favorite adult movies, while the brand identity associated with most 80’s movies doesn’t extend heavily to the younger generation. However, the line where demographics meets massive profitability seems to be where adults can introduce that younger generation to new iteration of their favorite films growing up. It’s called the family outing, folks. And Hollywood studios love family outings — that’s four prices of admission instead of two for couples and one for the lonely geeks (see: Kick Ass).

Add Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter is Dead to the pile of 80s remakes now in development. It’s kind of the perfect movie to remake, too. It was fun movie for my generation, one that I have fond memories of, but I don’t feel violated by a remake and understand that the original wasn’t very good in the first place, so it’s difficult to mess it up too terribly. The best part of Don’t Tell Mom these days, in fact, is watching it again to see the very early (and cheesy) work of David Duchovny and Josh Charles.

Mark Gordon, via his The Mark Gordon Company, is producing the remake. Development just began on the film, and it’s now out to writers.

For the unfamiliar, Don’t Tell Mom was kind of a rip-off of Home Alone, only instead of leaving one child behind for a weekend, the parents here left their three children behind for the summer. With an elderly babysitter. Who died. The oldest teenage daughter (Christina Applegate) — in order to maintain her summer of freedom — thus decided to lie her way into an executive position with a fashion designer. Awesomeness ensues.

Here’s hoping Christina Applegates cameos as the mom.

(Source: The Hollywood Cog)

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Comments

Hey, did that Raven Symone "Adventures In Babysitting" ever actually happen?


Keith! What happened??

Posted by: Jay at June 14, 2010 12:08 PM

Late-80s Christina Applegate forced most boys into puberty whether they were ready for it or not.

I don't feel bad about this remake. Won't be great, but I'm sure a cute PG/PG-13 movie will bring out the moms and teens for a nice afternoon.

It should also bring out the perverts. Who wants popcorn?

Posted by: Fredo at June 14, 2010 12:10 PM

I wonder if I'm too old to pull the "hole in the bucket of popcorn" trick anymore? Perhaps I should change my game and make it the "hole in the bag of Skittles" trick. Taste my rainbow!

Posted by: admin at June 14, 2010 12:27 PM

So... when did the 80s end?

Posted by: TSF at June 14, 2010 12:37 PM

I wonder if I'm too old to pull the "hole in the bucket of popcorn" trick anymore?

Whatever you do, don't try the "hole in the drink cup" trick.
In hindsight, it just wasn't a well thought-out plan.

Posted by: Rykker at June 14, 2010 12:46 PM

So, the question, really, is when will they remake Uncle Buck starring Kevin James and the youngest Culkin-kid-who-hasn't-been-ruined-by-Hollywood-and-Horrible-Parenting? Jack Black, of course, can't star in this one, as he'll be making the laffer Who's Harry Crumb 2: So Much Crummier.

Posted by: RobP at June 14, 2010 12:59 PM

I got a kick out of this flick when it was released.

It's a guilty pleasure/can't pass on the dial when it's on.

Christina Applegate was and is where it's at (she's *STILL* beautiful, IMO).

All I care about in a remake is another dishes-skeet-shooting scene.

Posted by: lubeg at June 14, 2010 1:05 PM

You can watch the whole original movie on youtube. Good times. Best part is the "uniforms" she creates out of Spandex, neon, and horrible awesomeness.

"I'm right on top of it Rose!"

Posted by: scorzi at June 14, 2010 1:11 PM

My biggest memory of the movie is the dish skeet-shoot from the roof.

*Stoner voice* "The dishes are done, man, the dishes are done."

Hee. Yep, I think I'm okay with a remake.

Posted by: Katers at June 14, 2010 1:16 PM

Man I fucking HATED the 80's! Worste decade of my life!

Disco! Fucked up marriage!

The best part of the 80's was the end of them when I met my current wife.

Aside from that...fuck the 80's.

Posted by: Uncle JR at June 14, 2010 1:17 PM

Weren't there 5 kids?

Applegate; the stoner; the middle kid that always wore a button down; that little JLoveHewitt wannabe that ended up on Roseanne; and then that younger boy that strongly resembled a mini-Jon Lovitz?

God, I love that movie.

Posted by: LRP at June 14, 2010 1:24 PM

I was personally surprised to learn from this article that the '80s ended after 1991.

Posted by: Abe Froman at June 14, 2010 1:45 PM

let's look at the bright side, with this awful economy they get to save money on the fashion show costumes.

Posted by: rio at June 14, 2010 1:49 PM

let's look at the bright side, with this awful economy at least they get to save money on the fashion show clothes.

Posted by: rio at June 14, 2010 1:49 PM

I love this movie. I'm not even going to apologize for it. And I'm not sure I care enough about a remake to get all uppity about it, but I damn sure don't wanna see it, either.

Posted by: MyySharona at June 14, 2010 1:52 PM

The best part of Don't Tell Mom is the hideous uniforms that Applegate designed for the fashion show. Neon yellow with burnt orange, black and deep rose, etc. I know it was the 80's, but I couldn't imagine any waitstaff wearing that butt ugly shit.

I really don't care about a remake, I'm just tired of people picking at the skeleton of the 80's for ideas.

Posted by: Brie at June 14, 2010 1:53 PM

Let's not forget the beauty of the the heavy metal stoner kid watching Julia Child and then becoming a gourmet cook.

Posted by: Jeni at June 14, 2010 2:07 PM

Not an eighties movie, yo.

Posted by: meljelene at June 14, 2010 2:35 PM

It may not have been made in the 80s, but Don't Tell Mom is definitely an 80s flick.

Posted by: RobP at June 14, 2010 2:39 PM

Okay, so the release date is post 80s. If it makes you feel better, think of it as an 80s-hangover flick, complete with a sitcom lead and no one else of note (then). As a stoner comedy, it was okay. As a coming of age movie, it was more than a little lame. The remake will lack charm, but will garner no more notice than the original did, so it's a harmless endeavor.

Posted by: Reba at June 14, 2010 2:50 PM

Wasn't that technically a 90s movie? Anyway, I think they should leave it alone.

Posted by: bubblegumshoe at June 14, 2010 4:27 PM

This has Taylor Swift written all over it.

Posted by: Norman Rogers at June 14, 2010 4:46 PM

This was an early 90's movie and there were 5 kids, not 3

Posted by: Leanne at June 14, 2010 9:46 PM

I had those California Raisins bed sheets that they wrap the dead lady in. The only way I will watch the remake is if it features the Scooby Doo sheets I have now.

Posted by: ang at June 14, 2010 9:59 PM

You never realize how great a mediocre movie is until they remake it. Good luck with that.

Posted by: Jess at June 15, 2010 12:11 PM

Christina Applegate in a cameo as the mom would be PERFECTION. I hope it happens.

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