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Exclusive: Miley Cyrus Attached to Father/Daughter Super Spy Pic

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (18)



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Miley Cyrus, who will attempt to kick her fledgling movie career into high gear next week with the Nicholas Spark’s adaptation, The Last Song, with Greg Kinnear (the trailers look bad, but not awful) has added another project to her future slate (a slate that also includes a remake of Girls Just Wanna Have Fun). Cyrus is attached to Family Bond, a father/daughter spy pic set up at Universal.

Family Bond is being described as James Bond with a daughter, and I’m totally sure that’s exactly how it will play out. The script, from Jeff Lowell (the *headbullet* John Tucker Must Die), is about a 16-year-old who, after discovering her mother is missing, meets up with her father, a super spy who didn’t realize he had a daughter. The father and daughter embark in a mission to save the mother, stopping a Caribbean crime lord in the process. It sounds more like The Game Plan with a spy.

There is neither a director nor a father attached, although our inside source tells us that Matthew McConaughey was recently offered the role of the father, but declined. Probably because McConaughey is not quite ready to own up to the fact that he could have a 16-year-old daughter. Or maybe because not even McConaughey would stoop to a Jeff Lowell scripted movie; that’s less likely to be true, because I’ve seen Ghosts of Girlfriends Past.

Universal is actually hoping to go in front of cameras this year. My guess is that the success (or lack thereof) of The Last Song will determine just how quick the studio is in lining up the rest of the pieces. I certainly have no idea if Miley Cyrus is still culturally relevant — I don’t recall seeing any topless photos of her floating around lately, so maybe she’s given up on her career. She is, however, mentoring the “American Idol” gang on tonight’s ep, which is perfectly appropriate. I mean: What better authority on musicianship could there possibly be than the 18-year-old daughter of the “Achy Breaky Heart” guy?










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Comments

If Miley weren't still 17, I'd have plenty of sucky things to say about that header pic. But she is, so I'll swallow my statements and go down without a whimper.

Posted by: Kballs at March 23, 2010 12:06 PM

Kballs... pure comedy.

Posted by: logar at March 23, 2010 12:15 PM

Why are you trying to give me a heart attack with your headlines? NOT cool!

Posted by: E at March 23, 2010 12:19 PM

Somebody plug that thing.

Posted by: admin at March 23, 2010 12:19 PM

Whatever, y'all know I still wanna be a Bond girl, so I can't blame her for living out my childhood dream. I can blame her and her parents for being a no talent hack.


Kballs... I... I'm trying really hard to ignore the last half of your comment. Because if I continue to acknowledge it, I'll have to laugh. And if I laugh, it'll be very loudly. And if it's loud, everyone in the surrounding cubicles will ask me why. And then I'll have to explain what a double is. And then people will think less of me.

Which is why you shouldn't give a mouse a cookie.

Wait. What?

Posted by: Kayanne at March 23, 2010 12:32 PM

In an inspired bit of casting, Billy Ray Cyrus will play the part of her father.

Posted by: UncleJR at March 23, 2010 12:35 PM

White Tongue = Poor Hygeine

Posted by: superasente at March 23, 2010 12:52 PM

WHUUUUUUUUT?

Posted by: Jay at March 23, 2010 1:00 PM

In an inspired bit of casting, Billy Ray Cyrus will play the part of her father.

That's exactly what I thought "Father/Daughter Super Spy Pic" was going to reveal. I'll bet the ratio of shirtless to clothed was entirely too low for McConauknuckle.

Posted by: branded at March 23, 2010 1:05 PM

Billy Ray, by far, is the best part of her show. I wish I didn't know that, but...there it is.

Posted by: Jay at March 23, 2010 1:07 PM

Posted by: Jay at March 23, 2010 1:07 PM

Correction: Billy Ray's fake mustache is, by far, the best part of her show. I too wish I didn't know that, but...babysitting has its costs. Seriously, though. That thing has a life of its own.

Posted by: esme at March 23, 2010 1:49 PM

What better authority on musicianship could there possibly be than the 18-year-old daughter of the “Achy Breaky Heart” guy?

My asshole. While sometimes brash and inconsiderate, and never aware of it's surroundings, it is tonically pure and as far from a tin ear as can be. And it's music always has flare and flavor.

Posted by: PissBoy at March 23, 2010 2:59 PM

Dear Mr. Rowles,

Going forward, please resist the urge to post pictures featuring the discolored (What the fuck, Miley, btw ?)tongues of not quite legal no longer a girl yet not quite a woman future rehab patients. Some of us haven't had our dinner yet.

Regards,

What is left of humanity

Posted by: greer at March 23, 2010 6:09 PM

Sounds like the Lance Henriksen film Spitfire.

Posted by: Adam C at March 23, 2010 6:23 PM

Well...I'm watching it. I don't believe the Matthew McConaughey rumor. Miley always surrounds herself with serious actors. McConaughey is too much of a doofus.

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