Everything Is Sexier in French -- Iron Man Character Posters

Everything Is Sexier in French

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (25)

We are but 21 days now before the release of Iron Man 2, a comic-book movie that will likely make probably make the release of Kick-Ass today a distant memory. And since it’s been at least a week since we really mentioned much about Iron Man 2, I feel it is our Pajiba duty to present you these, a few new French character posters for the cast of the film. You can see the entire gallery here, but these should get you through the day.

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Like the song says, give me something to look forward to.

Posted by: Jay at April 16, 2010 11:23 AM

But what I just noticed--what the fuck with those release dates??

Posted by: Jay at April 16, 2010 11:26 AM

I was going to say something clever, like, "Now I have wood", but instead I'm going to have to go with "Now I have Iron". It's the nerd equivalent in this case.

Posted by: Xtreme at April 16, 2010 11:30 AM

Unless they need the extra week to dub it into English.

Posted by: Jay at April 16, 2010 11:30 AM

Jay,
I hope it means that the French will get Iron Man 2 on April 28th, 2011. Why? Cuz fuck 'em, that's why.

Posted by: Kballs at April 16, 2010 11:30 AM

Vous devez voir que ce film ou moi séduirai tous vos femmes.

Posted by: RD-DayJ at April 16, 2010 11:51 AM

That is the most comically retouched image of Paltrow ever.

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Posted by: COLLON at April 16, 2010 11:56 AM

Goddammit, COLLON, I don't need another knife in me today!!!

Posted by: Jay at April 16, 2010 12:14 PM

Man, Paltrow looks good. Go on; say she doesn't. Liar.

Scarlett Johannson looks equally as good, but I feel more lied to looking at her poster because I know her boobs have mysteriously vanished (I suspect God hates us) and they are definately present in the poster.

Posted by: superasente at April 16, 2010 12:56 PM

I don't care how many hot women you put in a comic book movie, it's still

yawn

Posted by: , at April 16, 2010 2:04 PM

Wow. Both Paltrow and Johannsen need blonde hair to look good.

Posted by: samantha t at April 16, 2010 4:48 PM

Are we sure that is Scarlett Johannsen? It doesn't look like her.

I'd be more excited to see Iron Man 2 if it didn't mean looking at Mickey Rourke.It's just that his face these days disturbs me. He just looks so messed up, like melted wax almost. I honestly think that is why it is hidden in the poster above.

RDJ should help make up for it.

I know that is very shallow of me. Shut up.

Posted by: Viking at April 16, 2010 5:52 PM

Only the wonders of photoshop could make Paltrow look hotter than Johannsen

Posted by: Leaf at April 16, 2010 5:55 PM

Johansson

Jesus!

Posted by: Jay at April 16, 2010 7:36 PM

Now I feel like going on GOOP and reading about that gorgeous $1G-per-night hotel suite Gwennie stayed in during her trip to Morocco.

Posted by: stryker1121 at April 16, 2010 9:09 PM

Je t'encule aussi k-balls.

Only eleven days and I can see this, bitches, I fart in your general direction.

Posted by: rg at April 16, 2010 10:05 PM

It'll take more than the photoshopped resurrection of ScarJo boobs to distract me from the complete lack of Sam Rockwell in these posters!

Posted by: ourvelocity at April 16, 2010 11:59 PM

Maybe if she tatooed her name on his chest, I'd remember how to spell it.

Posted by: Leaf at April 17, 2010 12:01 AM

Ummm... on HER chest, rather...

Posted by: Leaf at April 17, 2010 12:02 AM

Fuck YOU kballs!
fuck you so hard .
that is all

Posted by: orianne at April 17, 2010 12:36 PM

I'm hoping that Sam Rockwell gives a mind-blowing, Academy Award-winning performance in this movie that completely overshadows everyone else to make up for the complete assfuckin' he's getting from the marketing department.

However I did just read that Stan Lee will be playing Larry King, which is hilarious.

Posted by: kyle at April 17, 2010 3:40 PM

Man, Paltrow looks good. Go on; say she doesn't.

Okay, she doesn't. Plus I'm being honest.

Posted by: Jay at April 17, 2010 4:23 PM

@RD-DayJ - "You must see that this film or me will seduce all your wives"?

Was that supposed to mean something? cos I've got nothin.

Posted by: koj at April 18, 2010 1:51 PM

My French is a little rusty

take out the "que" and turn the "moi" into a "je", right?

Posted by: RD-DayJ at April 19, 2010 1:47 PM

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