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How cool is it that you don't need the sound to understand that?

It's the voice. It's shockingly deep and authoritative for a guy in his weight class, so in combination with devilish dimples and a lithe, lean frame, it's weapons-class sexy.

Excuse me, I've gotta go see a man about a.... um... thing. Yeah.

I actually have a boner now. It is decidedly unladylike.

Damn straight. Don't you dare doubt my commitment to JGL Motion. I'd still tap that like I was writing a novel in Morse code. And I've endured G.I. Joe.

So pretty. So, so pretty. And yummy. And the dimples! Oh lord the dimples. And yes, that voice. And his scrawniness is just fuckingunbelievably sexy. I just want to throw him against a wall and *ahem*

Excuse me.

Please try to keep your panties on, Rowles. How dare you even try to compare Lemmy to this twee boy.

Two comments -

Comment One - I am so old that all I think is that he should be asking God why he has forsaken him.

I do think Slim has a point.

Hallelujah.

I cannot wait for this movie.

I agree with Anna, he's hotter like this. Love me some authoritative JGL.

I see we have many fans of men who look like they smell like the inside of an oft-used dumpster***. Good for you. I'm sure it isn't at all gross to go down on some stank dong.

***And saying you'd shower him first is B.S. because that character would tell you to Eff Off.

***And saying you'd shower him first is B.S. because that character would tell you to Eff Off.

And then you'd have really, really hot dirty sex, order pizza, have more dirty hot sex, and then you'd probably go to work whilst he gets into more misadventures, likely using your car.

What, KBalls? It's not like we don't know what we're getting into with That Guy. Sometimes the sex is worth it. You can always shower afterward.

A lot of jealous dudes up in here. Hey, I like Joe. He's pretty talented, and won major points for being genuinely excited to host SNL. Enthusiasm for what you're doing is always a winning personality trait.

I won't lie. I wouldn't make him shower first. I wouldn't even mind when I woke up the next morning and found he'd left and stolen all my spare cash and booze.

Huh. No one ever mentions my dimples. I think I'm showcasing them wrong.

Was that Justin Bieber in the passenger side of the van?

Yes jimbob, and spaghetti cat was in the back of the van with the balloon basket.

Just saw Inception last night, and yes, I totally loved JGL the best of all.

Let's just say I wouldn't throw JGL outta bed for eatin' crackers... or even slim jims and green jello. Or, for wanting to eat slim green jello off my boobies while titillating my ladybits with a slim jim... which is what he looks like the kinda thing he might get up to in this clip, in which he remains weirdly hot, despite it all.

Wow... that kinda came out of nowhere, but it sounds so right. {turned on}

The neck beard really is the male equivalent of baby blue eye shadow.

I won't lie. I wouldn't make him shower first. I wouldn't even mind when I woke up the next morning and found he'd left and stolen all my spare cash and booze.

Posted by: dr. pisaster at July 27, 2010 12:27 PM

Hey, Dr. P, how's about a Pajiba Dirty Talk about any research there might be as to why people are so turned on by things/people they know fool well are bad for them. Scruffy unemployables, etc. - I'd love a good discussion of why we're wired to bone the Bad Boys.

Who you callin' twee, Slim?

I just...I don't know, it baffles me. I don't know why he bothers me so much. He just DOES. It's kind of like how, for years, Leonardo DiCaprio went around pretending he was an adult when he still looked 13.

I'm with Figgy. She was right about Bradley Cooper and she is right about this.

Get 'em, figgy!!!

went around

What, like he stopped?

Mmmmm sexy nihilistic Jesus.

Okay, so, this looks awesome.

Also, I noticed this during Inception, when the fuck did JGL's voice get so deep?? Was it this deep in Brick? I remember him has high pitched Tommy and his Girlfriend Who Was Alex Mack managing to Hold Their Own against Lithgow.

I do not remember him being DeepVoice McThroatyRumble.
I'm not complaining, I just want to know exactly when it happened.

Also, is it just me who is sort of...over Natalie Portman?
Like yes, she's a tiny creature and a great actress but she basically has been playing herself now for about ten years...essentially the shy type who is brought out of her shell by the quirky/psychotic/rebellious/force wielding/ hunk who comes into her life and shakes up her whole deal before rummaging around in her panties a little and making her see Godtopus.

This precludes that Closer film of course, but since I don't believe Clive Owen is a real person and is in fact a stage marker who people think is real and read lines to, then react to, then that film never happened but even then wasn't she basically in costume as Matilda the ENTIRE time? That little bobbed pink wig was just plain CREEPY

I completely have a ladyboner but at this point it's only half up...put up some pictures of JGL in his three piece suits from Inception and I will blow up your comment section with my lady mess.

Also I love the expression 'ladyboner'

And I'm actually with Figgy with regard to Leo; he still does look and sound like a young man and it's weird to see him play a husband or father or anyone older than abouuttt 12?

But I think with JGL he's smoothly made the transition to manhood. It's the eyes. Those steely, steely eyes...I wonder if JGL would make out with Alex if I asked all nice or threatenedhimwithagun?

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