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The Adventures of Elizabeth Banks’ O-Face

It’s Not Sex. It’s Something Else / Dustin Rowles

Trade News | October 15, 2008 | Comments (18)

I don’t really know what’s going on in this video, but it does feature Zack and Miri Make a Porno’s Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks. And Banks makes a lot of O-Faces, which might make you feel funny in the pants until you realize that she’s not having sex. She also makes some sonic orgasm noises, which would probably give her sex partner a hell of an ego. I got some second-hand ego just watching.

Tony Kaye, who directed American History X before making several movies no one has seen or heard of, directed this video. Did I mention the sex sounds?

The point is: Go see Zack and Miri Make a Porno.


Seth Rogen & Elizabeth Banks In “This Is Not Sex” Directed By Tony Kaye from Mean Magazine on Vimeo.


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Comments

Sorry. I lerve Elizabeth Banks and can't wait to see Zack & Miri, but after yesterday's mega-awesome "PG Porn" this vid falls a little flat. James Gunn FTW.

Posted by: Jerce at October 15, 2008 4:50 PM

Okay... I know it may be sacrilegious to even think this but what if Zack & Miri isn't as great as we all think it's going to be? So far as I know, Pajiba has never given so much press to a movie before its release. There was the RDJ mania this summer but even so that was after Iron Man came out.

I know the chances of Zack & Miri being even remotely bad are slim... I'm just saying it would have to be pretty embarrassing for Dustin if it turns out to suck.

Posted by: Allingsworth at October 15, 2008 5:14 PM

I'll just wait for the free Pajiba version of this

Sofia & Optimus Rhyme Make a Sex Tape-Cumming to a podcast near you X-Mas 2008.

Posted by: dylanj at October 15, 2008 5:17 PM

It might not be as good as the hype, but it'll still be less painful than having someone take a red-hot fire poker to the underside of your scrote... I'd imagine.

Posted by: Skitz at October 15, 2008 5:19 PM

It might not be as good as the hype,

Optimus and Sofia? of course it will be as good as the hype, Skitz!!

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at October 15, 2008 5:30 PM

the only question is whether Optimus will let the rest of the autobots (his roommates) join in

Posted by: dylanj at October 15, 2008 5:40 PM

Oh, of course that one will be good - say, any chance of an official video game tie-in? Like you can choose either Sophia or Optimus as a character and you gotta fight your way through a bunch of snark-ninjas and the only weapon in your arsenal would be that Oscardildorattle and you'd have to fight giant web-boss battles and the end of each level (i.e. Harry Knowles, Perez Hilton) and the only way the customized breathalyzer-controller would work is if you blew (and maintained) a 0.10 booze level? OMIGAWD, THAT'D BE AWESOME! And at the end of the game? Flat-out hardcore smut while the credits roll...

MAKE THIS HAPPEN!

Posted by: Skitz at October 15, 2008 5:40 PM

I'm pretty sure that Tracy Jordan is the only person to master a porn video game. Last I heard it was being beta tested.

Posted by: dylanj at October 15, 2008 5:42 PM

Are Optimus and I officially the site's couple? I feel like Angelina, only I can't blame the love handles on giving birth to the Messiah twins.

Optimus, my love, come and take artsy pictures of me!

Posted by: Sofía at October 15, 2008 5:55 PM

Oh c'mon, it's not like we're the only couple on here. What about AVB and bucdaddy or PaddyDog and The Boozehound?
Will I say we are the most awesome? Yes.
Will I compare myself to Brad Pitt? Yes
Am I willing to sell my copyrighted likeness to Skitt for use in an erotic video game? Hell Yes. And I expect our cartoon likeness to be floating around Pajiba in a few weeks.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at October 15, 2008 7:34 PM

"I got some second-hand ego just watching."

That cause the first hand was busy?

Posted by: bucdaddy at October 16, 2008 12:42 AM

You know, Optimus, you could actually contribute instead of just waiting for it. Not that I have anything about it, but you're sooooo not in charge of the heavylifting here.

And by the way, I love Elizabeth Banks. But she's still playing Laura Bush. So, her turn-on factor is forever OFF.

Posted by: JC at October 16, 2008 12:48 AM

"Oh you're a devil."

Oh, oh, oh, oh

whew.

Elizabeth Banks is making me very confused about Laura Bush.

Posted by: stipe42 at October 16, 2008 1:12 AM

Hooray for Elizabeth Banks!

I need to comment on this site more often so I can become half of a Pajiba couple.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at October 16, 2008 3:00 AM

I second that, Darth Corleone. Too much reading, not enough commenting from me too.

Posted by: missh at October 16, 2008 5:47 AM

Hey, I comment reasonably often and I'm not part of a Pajiba-couple. It's some kind of combination of personality, intelligence, and mutual horniness that seems to result in these unions. Mostly the last one, I'd wager.

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at October 16, 2008 8:21 AM

Show me the man that gets to see Elizabeth Banks' O-face on a regular basis, and I'll show you how I'm getting sent to jail for manslaughter/identity theft. I will be revered as a king in prison...A KING!

Posted by: Mike R. at October 16, 2008 11:21 AM

I really think Zack and Miri has high potential for being complete crap. I've seen all the trailers, and I still feel like it's about 50/50. And I really like Kevin Smith.

Posted by: Phaeolus at October 16, 2008 1:12 PM





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