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Eddie Murphy Set to Pop a Fluffy

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (7)



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Hey, y’all! Eddie Murphy! Remember him — famous comedian with a thing for transvestite prostitutes and a fat-suit fetish? Yeah. You probably didn’t know this, because you’re not a anal-stage toddler, but the man still makes movies. I know! I’m as surprised as you are.

Well, guess what? He’s making another one. And it’s rated R, which means it’s probably geared toward 35-year-old toddlers. How do I know? Well, the title of the movie is The Misadventures of Fluffy, and it’s a buddy comedy. It’s being described as a road trip through New York that involves … talking animals? Now wait a second. I thought this wasn’t meant to be a kid’s movie?

Apparently the man just can’t stay away from the talking animals — probably some sort of Freudian thing. From my understanding, the movie will also involve a great deal of social comedy reminiscent of Murphy’s Trading Places. Because when I think Trading Places, I naturally think “social comedy.” And then I remember that Jamie Lee Curtis took off her top. I think. I still think Dan Akryoyd would make an excellent Mortimer in a remake.

Anyway, Murphy is producing the project, though he’s not officially attached as blah blah blah Meet Dave blah Imagine That blah … who are we talking about?

(Source: THR)









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Comments

He should bring Hugh Grant on board.

Posted by: Cindy at November 19, 2009 10:45 AM

What just happened? I feel like someone ran past me screaming and I only caught the middle of his story. I am left empty and compelled to chase him, but this coffee isn't getting any warmer. Mmm, peppermint mocha creamer.

Posted by: Kballs at November 19, 2009 10:51 AM

Hey, Eddie. Richard Pryor is rightly remembered as a brilliant and scathing comedian and social critic. You, despite your incredible early work, will be rightly remembered as a hack who lost his nerve and devolved into making shitty family comedies. Look at his career, then look at yours. Now look at his. Now look at yours. Now, I'm not saying you should set yourself on fire while freebasing cocaine. I am saying that it's an option.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at November 19, 2009 11:25 AM

TB I’m going to have to disagree about Murphy using cocaine as a career aid , maybe Murphy needs a better agent to steer him towards more quality roles. Sometimes actors think that quantity trumps quality.

Posted by: Guess Who! at November 19, 2009 3:15 PM

Only four people came to this post about Eddie Murphy before me. Or maybe only four people cared enough to comment (like tootsie pops, the world may never know).

One thing we DO know is this: People saw Eddie Murphy's face and became bored. God knows the only reason I'm here is because I've still got 5 more minutes of my lunch break left and nothing else to look at on this site.

Unless...

Yeah, I wanna see that picture of Admin again.

Posted by: superasente at November 19, 2009 4:25 PM

*suppressing disgusted shiver*

I totally regret that.

Posted by: superasente at November 19, 2009 4:27 PM

Now imagine that a talking rabbit with the voice of Eddie Murphy popped out from between his legs.

Posted by: Daniel Hall at November 19, 2009 9:54 PM


















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