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Trade News | March 30, 2009 | Comments (23)


Emma Stone — who is still not quite drinking age — is kind of everywhere these days. She seems to be the one female (besides Apatow’s wife) that has come out of the Apatow factory with a solidly burgeoning career. In addition to Superbad, she was in the awful House Bunny and the atrocious, The Rocker, and will next appear in the hilarible McConaughey rom-com Ghosts of Girlfriends Past. But after paying her dues, her roles pick up decidedly over the next couple of years, as she’s starring in a Ryan Reynolds indie, The Paper Man, a zombie flick Zombieland, and Zack Snyder’s next project, Sucker Punch.

Well, add Easy A to her resume. She just signed on to play the lead in a modern retelling of The Scarlett Letter set in high school. It worked for Heath Ledger and Julie Stiles in 10 Things I Hate About You (one of the better teen comedies of the last decade), although there’s a slight variation on this concept. In the script, Stone’s character begins to notice that her life is running parallel to Hester Prynne’s after she pretends to be the school slut, in an effort to parlay that into high-school popularity.

One potential drawback: Will Gluck will be directing. He directed Fired Up, a hyper-fueled male cheerleader comedy, which actually … it wasn’t that bad, although you’d be hard pressed to square that with my review. Gluck, however, is also responsible writing/producing “Andy Richter Controls the Universe,” so he gets another shot.

Plus, Emma Stone as a slut, although it’s her voice I’m a little in love with (it’s got that Kathleen Turner sultriness).


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although you’d be hard pressed to square that with my review.

Yeah, no shit.

Posted by: ed newman at March 30, 2009 10:38 AM

Easy A, sounds like this movie will suck like a slut.

SWAH!

Posted by: RonnyK at March 30, 2009 10:46 AM

Plus, Emma Stone as a slut, although it’s her voice I’m a little in love with (it’s got that Kathleen Turner sultriness).

I had to take my younger brother to go see Superbad because he was too young at the time to go see it. Awk-waaaard. But we did laugh in unison when Jules opened her mouth and the voice of a forty-something chainsmoker came out.

Posted by: Sarah at March 30, 2009 10:48 AM

"I really don't think we're supposed to be talking about this"


No, it's the hair and eyes.

Posted by: Jay at March 30, 2009 10:50 AM

i`ve got something for her scratchy throat....o ya dog!

Posted by: pasadenamike at March 30, 2009 10:54 AM

She's a super pretty girl and was totally charming in Superbad. She kind of looks like the OC's Julie Cooper in that picture.

YES, I watched the OC.

Posted by: Julie at March 30, 2009 10:58 AM

Oh sure, a guy runs around high school slanging dick like he's at an all you can eat seafood buffet, and he's a stud. A girl gets her clam shucked by thirty or forty fisherman, and she's a slut.

Damn you and your double standards!

Posted by: admin at March 30, 2009 10:59 AM

Huh...she is kinda like Melinda Clarke's kid.

Posted by: Jay at March 30, 2009 11:01 AM

"A girl gets her clam shucked by thirty or forty fisherman, and she's a slut."
---
Best T-shirt I ever saw said:

Shuck me.
Suck me.
Eat me raw.
-- Louisiana oysters

Posted by: bucdaddy at March 30, 2009 11:25 AM

Because when you think quality film making, you think Ryan Reynolds.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at March 30, 2009 11:34 AM

How do you PRETEND to be the school slut. You either are, or you're not. If you pretend to be and then don't put out, then that's going to blow you're whole lack of reputation out the hoo-hah. Besides, didn't Hester have a baby before she had to wear the letter A?

Posted by: BWeaves at March 30, 2009 11:37 AM

Then again, the smoker's voice sort of says, "My vocal cords are rubbed raw."

Posted by: BWeaves at March 30, 2009 11:38 AM

In her defense, she was one of the best parts of the House Bunny and The Rocker. Plus she was on Drive, so Nathan Fillion awesomeness must have rubbed a little off on her.

I'll see whatever crap she's in, I just won't always see it in theaters.

And yes, I love her voice. Has that deep, sexy huskiness to it.

Posted by: Jim at March 30, 2009 12:19 PM

That'll work. Altos rock.

Posted by: Lucas at March 30, 2009 12:41 PM

So at what point was the phrase "starring in a Ryan Reynolds indie" considered a step up in one's career?

Posted by: dave at March 30, 2009 1:21 PM

So at what point was the phrase "starring in a Ryan Reynolds indie" considered a step up in one's career?

Only now, in the waning days of the half-noble race known as man. Mourn its passing; fear what comes after it. You have been warned.

Posted by: SugarFree at March 30, 2009 2:14 PM

How do you PRETEND to be the school slut.

When in doubt regarding the sexual categories assigned by high schoolers, refer back to the Breakfast Club: If you say you haven't, you're a prude. If you say you have you're a slut. And if you're using sex as a weapon, you're a tease.

She's a tease in this one. Spreading her mouth instead of her legs, hopefully with sexy results. Meow.

Posted by: Leigh Hacksaw at March 30, 2009 3:26 PM

bucdaddy,
The crawfish equivalent is "pinchin' tails and suckin' head."

Cannot wait until my annual trip home.

Posted by: Sharon at March 30, 2009 5:27 PM

It's not even the innuendo, it's the bug and slime eating! Stop grossing me out!

Posted by: Jay at March 30, 2009 5:38 PM

I also thought she was one of the better parts of Nathan Fillion's failed series "Drive". God i miss that show.

Posted by: returnofthesmith at March 30, 2009 7:02 PM

When I was waitressing, we had a Mardi Gras themed dinner every year, and during prep one day, I was convinced by one of the cook to try a crawfish. I love seafood, but this motherfucker looked like a cockroach that crawled out of a nuclear reactor, so I agreed only if I didn't have to snap off the head myself. The cook obliged, I took a bite, and spit it out immediately, then gagged a little bit when I took another look at what had just been in my mouth (good preparation for later in life...). As I leaned against the counter, washing the taste out with a soda, another of the cooks came over and put his arm around my shoulders to console me. I reached up to brush away a piece of hair tickling my cheek and saw the antenna of a river-roach being gently brushed along my face. I screamed and flew across the kitchen like Zac Efron in the presence of a vagina. Good times.

Posted by: Geetch at March 30, 2009 9:00 PM

Y'all are crazy. Crawfish is the best damn eatin' you'll find anywhere. I have not yet had my crawfish this year, something that pisses me off greatly.

They're also good stewed, fried, or made into etouffee. Mmmm... crawfish etouffee. Basically use them like shrimp, but they're much sweeter and more tender. Delicious!

Posted by: Silmelas at March 31, 2009 12:22 AM

Damn right, Silmelas.
You people are all crazy, crawfish is the best thing in the world.
Although, I once made my cousin from Ohio faint when I was peeling crawfish and sucked the head. Whatever, up there she eats chili on spaghetti. Talk about fucked up.

Posted by: Sharon at March 31, 2009 10:06 PM





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