By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (30)
Cheap. Crass. Manipulative. And completely irrelevant to the movie.
Works for me.
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Posted by: Lainey at September 21, 2009 8:19 PM
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted by: DeistBrawler at September 21, 2009 8:25 PM
Yes.
Posted by: frank at September 21, 2009 8:32 PM
Um, I was going to see it anyway, so not really... sorry, D.
(It's still pretty hot, though.)(Also, I really am going to see it. I've been doing the dance for months.)(The "is it time yet? is it time yet? How about now?" dance, that is.)
Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at September 21, 2009 8:35 PM
I don't know, this not very sexypantish for me. Drew ain't all that and neither is Page....uh...eggo preggo.
Posted by: BarbadoSlim at September 21, 2009 8:42 PM
Cheap. Crass. Manipulative.
Ladies and gentlemen, Drew Barrymore!
Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at September 21, 2009 8:47 PM
Are You More Likely to See Whip It Now?
No, I'm NOT more likely to see it now.
Ellen Page, Eve, and Drew Barrymore in a movie about roller derby babes?
There was no way I couldn't see it.
I am now more likely to put a poster up on my wall - much to the chagrin of my wife.
Posted by: Meander at September 21, 2009 8:50 PM
This may have been said before, but she looks like the long-lost child of Robert Z'Dar.
Posted by: Recondite at September 21, 2009 8:52 PM
This will anger Miss Lainey, but why choose Drew Barrymore? Here's a short list of cast members that would do more for me kissing Ellen Page than Drew:
Eve
Kristen Wiig
Alia Skawkat
Marcia Gay Harden
Daniel Stern
Posted by: branded at September 21, 2009 8:58 PM
I might see it, but I wouldn't go gay for Drew or Ellen.
Posted by: Cindy at September 21, 2009 9:07 PM
Every time they remind me that Drew Barrymore is in this, they reduce the likelihood that I'll go see it.
Posted by: Tracer Bullet at September 21, 2009 9:14 PM
They just look like they're both about to start giggling.
Posted by: Daniel Hall at September 21, 2009 9:26 PM
This'll add at least 20 million dollars to the gross of Whip It.
Posted by: George at September 21, 2009 10:02 PM
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just in the beginning of my career and want to find a rich man, maybe to be my sugar daddy. so i uploaded my hot and even
naked photos on ~~~~ Sugarloves.Com ~~~~under the name Michelle2000, maybe you want to check out my photos firstly!
Posted by: aimee at September 21, 2009 10:13 PM
Snooze.
Posted by: DawnDraper at September 21, 2009 10:33 PM
Nah.
Posted by: John W at September 21, 2009 11:09 PM
It's so weird to see Drew Barrymore be sexy. It's not right.
Posted by: figgy at September 21, 2009 11:51 PM
They need to be kissing two foot south of the mouth for me to want to see this.
Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at September 21, 2009 11:56 PM
beauty!!
Posted by: mums at September 22, 2009 12:38 AM
Nope.
Posted by: Jim Doggie at September 22, 2009 2:43 AM
I got more out of the Evony banner.
SPEAKING OF WHICH: Can the internet come to an agreement by which this "game" is driven so far underground through lack of advertising that no one knows it exists? 6 feet ought to do it.
Posted by: Squirrelgripper at September 22, 2009 4:09 AM
Drew Barrymore has always made my penis sad. And Ellen Page does not attract me by any means.
Yet, why am I aroused?
Posted by: Colin at September 22, 2009 8:30 AM
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Posted by: Jessie at September 22, 2009 8:42 AM
I'd be willing to see Drew Barrymore make out with ET in an ETequel. Finally put that goddamned glowy finger to some good use.
Posted by: laredo at September 22, 2009 9:20 AM
Drew is way too old to be kissing little girls like Ellen Page.
Posted by: becks at September 22, 2009 9:32 AM
Eh, they don't do it for me. Since it's about roller derby and that sounds kind of interesting, I might Netflix it.
Posted by: stardust savant at September 22, 2009 12:09 PM
Oh, come on! They didn't need to do this. This movie is going to be fun without stupid shit like this. Sorry. I'm done now.
Posted by: Eyvi at September 22, 2009 1:43 PM
Drew Barrymore directs a coming-of-age story? No.
Ellen Page is in it? Maybe.
They make out? ...Yes.
Posted by: ChristianH at September 22, 2009 3:14 PM
she really f up man everyone asking her if she straight or lesbian i wish i was between them yall know wat im saying?
Posted by: brian at November 7, 2009 9:47 AM
in this one movie in canada has her having sex with ugly dude and the underwear was off but the shirt she was wearing was covering the vag that was a bummer to me she should show her whole bady to the world. man the first glipse i se her naked with those hot breast and sexy body well ill be happier stuck pig a but i just do those for kicks
Posted by: cool at November 7, 2009 9:53 AM
Dustin, have I ever told you you're my favorite? Because you are. You totally are!