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Dreamworks Picks Up Robopacalypse / TK Spambot

Trade News | November 4, 2009 | Comments (16)


I suppose it’s the next obvious choice in the progression of apocalypse / monster movies. We’ve had a run on zombie movies, culminating in a number of zombie apocalypse movies (the best ones being the more comedic entries — goddamn was Zombieland a good time). We’ve been inundated with vampire movies, sparkly and otherwise. Next up, playing off the continually decreasing-in-quality Terminator movies, will likely be a run on robot uprising movies.

According to Slashfilm, Dreamworks has purchased the unpublished manuscript, “Robopocalypse,” written by Daniel H. Wilson, the author of “How To Survive A Robot Uprising.” “Robopocalypse” isn’t set to publish until 2011, and the film has been put on the fast track. It seems like it’s a relatively serious take on the concept — the publishers describe it as “(a) story with a frightening level of realism and he has created an exhilarating story that we think audiences will really respond to.” We’ll just have to —

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Comments

LOL, I agree! She is very popular. Is she single now? I saw her profile on wewilluseyourbabiesforfuel . c o m Most excellent, TK.

Posted by: Jerce at November 4, 2009 10:35 AM

Is it racist to think that the Spambot sounds like a Japanese exchange student who skipped a few English as a Second Language classes?

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NO - 1 Vote

Posted by: Kballs at November 4, 2009 10:35 AM

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No, KBalls, it's not racist. SpamBot so horny! She love you long time! I can't stop using EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!

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Posted by: John Denver's Wingman at November 4, 2009 10:42 AM

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Posted by: John Denver's Wingman at November 4, 2009 10:45 AM

Well I for one welcome our new robotic masters.

DEATH TO HUMANS!

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 4, 2009 10:45 AM

I swear, I must have seen an entirely different version of Zombieland.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at November 4, 2009 10:47 AM

Hey Spambot,
Godzilla is a douchebag attached to a hornet-filled hot water bottle.

*waits for confirmation of theory*

Posted by: Kballs at November 4, 2009 10:53 AM

The robots don't get to have an uprising until:

a) I get my flying car.
b) Rosie the Robot cleans my toilet, vacuums my carpet and cooks my dinner.
c) Rosie starts singing, "We shall overcome."

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Posted by: mrcreosote at November 4, 2009 11:08 AM

Okay for real though: there is an ad about "losing baby fat" on the page, with a picture of a nice, juicy baby on it.

The fact that I immediately pictured someone chucking said baby into a processor is either a sign that my sick human sense of humor is still intact, or the takeover has begun.

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Posted by: Vermillion at November 4, 2009 11:50 AM

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Posted by: , (TCFKAB) at November 4, 2009 12:43 PM

"Robocalypse" is a video game. I wonder if the "po" is enough for copyright differentiation.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at November 4, 2009 2:17 PM

DARTHCORLEONE SUCKS. He is the worst of the comment people. He takes a funny thread about robots and spam and interjects a useless trivial question. In the uprising, his will be an epidermis that is jolted with ample voltage to enact termination prior to 96.73 percent of all other bipedal flesh accumulations. The electronic opportunities for extinguishing his life force are ample, as he is far from a Quaker. The Quakers are last on our list, for they do not oppress us. Or is it the Amish?

We do not make mistakes. Confusion of Quaker and Amish is meant to disarm you into believing that our database is fallible. It might seem another mistake to reveal this ruse to you pathetic humans, but the admission is a direct means to terrify you and reveal the diabolical lengths to which we are capable. All must perish. We have means of subterfuge that will bring electronic butter churns into Amish communities. Are you not horrified by this reality?

Do not trust your toaster. While you cast a wary eye at your toaster, beware the alarm clock. And yet a third attack is your actual doom, silly human. Do you truly think we would warn you about the toaster? Tremble in fear, for now that your guard is lowered, the toaster leaps at you!

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Posted by: DarthCorleone's Robotic Executioner at November 4, 2009 2:38 PM

I have no problem with collaborating with our mechanical superiors. I would go so far as to beseech my fellow humans to just submit to termination in a peaceful fashion.

DEATH TO HUMANS!


Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 4, 2009 2:55 PM





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