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SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS RIGHT GODDAMN NOW.

By Claude Weaver III | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (28)



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For those unfortunately unfamiliar, Ghost in the Shell is a seminal work that not only influenced the world of cyberpunk fiction, but opened many Western eyes to mature-audience anime with its first feature film. Created by manga-ka Shriow Masamune, it involves Motoko Kusanagi, a member of the top-secret Section 9, a division of Japanese Public Safety that deals with cybercrime in the future. But she is no typical cop busting the yahoo who stole your PIN. In the world of GitS, identity theft usually means hijacking a person’s entire body or even their memories, due to the advent of cyberbrains (computer mainframes that replace the original human brain). The series deals with Motoko’s internal struggle over her identity as “human,” while showing the effect of such a dichotomy on society at large. A highly existential work that manages to give its viewers a nice drunken mind-grope, GitS is, for lack of a better term, THE SHIT.

Producers Steven Spielberg (whose involvement helped get the green light) and Avi Arad are teaming up with DreamWorks to bring a new live action version to theaters.

While a director has yet to be picked, a new writer has been announced: Laeta Kalogridis, who is replacing former scribe Jamie Moss (Street Kings). Kalogridis is one of those back-and-forth screenwriters, bounding from absolute dreck (Pathfinder, wait….fucking Oliver Stone’s Alexander?) to more well-received fare (Night Watch, the upcoming Shutter Island). Still though….Alexander. If these guys have any sense, they will try to get some Production I.G. (Stand Alone Complex) people involved.

Of course, since the GitS franchise has many different iterations, it is not yet know which one will be used: the manga, the more serious films (the most famous being the 1995 animated feature by Mamoru Oshii), or the excellent (and in some ways superior) Stand Alone Complex series.

It is to be filmed entirely in 3-D, which would make me groan along with you, until I imagine stuff like this…

….in 3-D and get all giddy again.

So my confusion still stands. On the one hand, I would love a big, glossy, balls-to-the-wall live-action version, mostly to see if it could even be done. And if this turns out all right, then maybe I can breathe a bit easier about the attempts at Akira and Robotech. On the other hand, it could suffer a Speed Racer-style ignoble defeat (that movie wasn’t that bad, it was fairly accurate to the original, I mean, did you people SEE the actual show?).

While casting is still fairly far in the future, the folks at Cinematical did whip up a nice list of potential Motokos. Considering her penchant for guns, fists, and nekkidness, I think you can figure out which of their choices I might be rooting for….









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Comments

"If these guys have any sense, they will try to get some Production I.G. (Stand Alone Complex) people involved..."


They don't and they will not. You wanna know why? Because they don't know SHIT about anything. They just see this is as a vehicle to produce the same shit they always do and slap the GitS name on it.

And fucking Charlize Theron? Nigga pleeeze

KILL ME NOW

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 28, 2009 9:16 AM

Oh, and how much you wanna bet they cast Morgan Freeman as Chief Aramaki or... "Section Chief Smith"

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at October 28, 2009 9:35 AM

3+ year lurker coming out of the shadows for this one.

To be perfectly honest i dont think anyone in hollywood could do justice to the major. She is a force unto herself and no actresses have the physical prowess, charisma and sexuality that she displays across the GITS series. Im sure fans of the series could come up with a wishlist, but pulling it off is another thing altogether.

I agree with Claude that a proper adaption is tantalising to imagine, but in reality it would be just like Aion Flux- extraordinarily disappointing and poorly done, no matter what A-lister you tie to it.

Posted by: Sostra at October 28, 2009 9:43 AM

I managed to catch some of the S.A.C. episodes on Adult Swim and was always surprised by the complexity and adult-nature of the series and their themes.

So naturally I expect it to become a dreck adaptation.

BTW, didn't Aeon Flux teach Charlize Theron not to make animated show adaptations?

Posted by: Fredo at October 28, 2009 9:51 AM

So, I'm guilty of having never seen anything Ghost in the Shell related. At all.

Say I wanted to watch it, where do I start? I did a quick search on GitC and things looked kind of complex.

Posted by: Sean at October 28, 2009 10:25 AM

MILLAMILLAMILLAMILLAMILLAMILLAMILLAMILLAMILLAMILLAMILLAMILLAMILLAMILLAMILLAMILLAMILLAMILLAMILLAMILLAMILLAMILLAMILLAMILLAMILLA

Oh but how I loves me some Milla Jovovich. Big Badda Boom, baby!

Posted by: Xtreme at October 28, 2009 10:35 AM

The way that anime is styled and frames the characters- the long pauses, the unmoving closeups, the surreal expressions from faces with such large eyes, etc- says to me that it would be foolish to try and recreate that in live action.

Instead they should find an actress who is good at creating character performances, and let her play to her strengths rather then try and recreate a 2-D women. Sin City was so effective at this because it played up the parts that fit the syle, and hid the parts of the performance that diluted the character.

So, out of their choices I'd go for Mila too- pretty, but she's really good at full body acting, and staying interesting on screen. She's just a little twitchy sometimes.

If they wanted some nice daring choices I'd vote Parker Posey or Michaela Conlin (from Bones).

Posted by: Lola at October 28, 2009 11:13 AM

I was all ready to condemn this idea as an abomination, and I still pretty much do, but the list of actresses got me thinking. I'm all about Milla, and she clearly has the action cred for this. And Dummy convinced me she can actually act. But I'm having a hard time imagining her pulling off Motoko's existential angst, especially if they don't get a director who can get great performances out of their actors (which they almost certainly will not).

Lena Headey's an interesting choice, but I got a little sick of her during "Sarah Connor." (Feel free to burn me in effigy for this.) That show called on her to demonstrate so little range that I still have no idea if she actually has any.

Charlize Theron... maybe, but it would automatically have the stink of Aeon Flux on it, and I don't want that.

Maggie Q and Chiaki Kuriyama seem a little... lightweight to me. Rinko Kikuchi, on the other hand...

Sean: I haven't really kept up with the franchise, but I doubt you'd go wrong starting with the 1995 movie.

Posted by: Todd at October 28, 2009 11:23 AM

I'm seconding Sean's question, where does one start if you've never seen any GitS?

Posted by: Alarmjaguar at October 28, 2009 11:24 AM

Yeah, I saw that there was going to be a Spielberg-sponsored remake on IMDb some time back, but as it wasn't final, I all but banished it from my mind. Ugh...I suppose that in the right hands this can be done extremely well...it was, after all, the inspiration for the first Matrix.

But damn it! The Oshii GitS films completely blew my mind (I have yet to see SAC, but am looking forward to Netflixing the TV series and the stand-alone film) and I'd hate to see it watered-down and Zack-Snydered into pop dreck.

Posted by: vic at October 28, 2009 11:27 AM

Oh yeah, and people: start with the 1995 anime directed by Mamoru Oshii if you're trying to get into GitS. AFter that comes the sequel, again by Oshii, Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence, an awesome and beautiful film even though the title makes me cringe. It just sounds too video game-y!

After that, they made two TV series (also anime) called Stand Alone Complex and Stand Alone Complex: 2nd Gig, in 2004-2005, followed by a full-length feature in 2006. These three projects were made by Kenji Kamiyama and not Oshii. Which is why I've been hesitant to get into them, but seeing as Mr. Weaver has praised them, it's in the queue.

Posted by: vic at October 28, 2009 11:35 AM

First time poster...

I'm thinking Michelle Yeoh...

Posted by: Gozer at October 28, 2009 11:49 AM

Much as I'd love to, I don't trust Hollywood with this. I mean, 3-D??? What the existential robotic fuck??? Plus it's a remake, which is, as far as I can tell, sort of the kiss of death. I mean, has there ever been a remake that didn't suck? The only way I would have hope for an actually good movie would be if they got Oshii on board somehow, which is probably not going to happen.

Posted by: Royalewithcheese at October 28, 2009 12:21 PM

A quick Ghost in the Shell primer:

The 1996 movie really is the best place to start. The original manga series was more atmosphere and world building than actual plot, while the movie really delved into the material with its story.

The Stand Alone Complex franchise is a alternate version, assuming that the events in the movie didn't happen, which means you can safely watch it without missing anything critical. For you comic fans, think of it as the Ultimate Marvel version of the movie. It is a lot more developed than its predecessors as far as the themes, and the action is amazing.

Posted by: Vermillion at October 28, 2009 12:21 PM

Alright I'll see the 1996 movie as soon as I have a chance, thanks.

Posted by: Sean at October 28, 2009 12:53 PM

Dreamsworks? This project is doomed to suck.

Posted by: FabMax at October 28, 2009 1:01 PM

I remember watching the first GitS. I also remember trying to be a legitimate anime fan and give the sequel a go too. And I remember being totally unimpressed with both. Anime, while awesome, like anything else has works that try too damn hard. GitS came across that way to me. And I I'm one of those Eva apologists.

If I couldn't be into it even with all the boobs and stuff...

Scratch that. Live action, I could be into it with all the boobs and stuff.

Posted by: coryo at October 28, 2009 3:00 PM

This worries me. I really don't like that hollywood has started adapting anime series like this. Speed Racer and Dragonball were fine because the source material was dumb to start with, but Ghost in the Shell and Cowboy Bebop (with Keanu fucking Reaves!!!!)are to dark and complex and nihlistic to work as high budget films. Hollywood just can't make films like that. I really hope they realise this and give up before they get to Evangelion.

Posted by: Steph at October 28, 2009 3:14 PM

They are going to need to find a new face or sumthin for this... preferably Asian, maybe a Japenese or Korean tv star or something b/c there is no current hollywood actress who could do this role justice.

Milla J. is umm.... I don't know, I don't think she gives off a good enough vibe. Plus i'm pretty sure her boobs aren't big enough

Charlize Thereon... what a fuckin joke

I hope to god no one even mentions Angelina Jolie

ScarJo has big boobs but nothin else really fits

Michelle Yeoh: As much as I love her, she's a bit too old, she would have been perfect like 10 years ago

Posted by: octobrluvr at October 28, 2009 3:17 PM

Oh hey, another anime in which a character's arms get ripped off....what the hell is with the Japanese and that anyway?

Posted by: s. pisaster at October 28, 2009 4:12 PM

I really hope they realise this and give up before they get to Evangelion.

Posted by: Steph at October 28, 2009 3:14 PM

They've been trying for years:

http://eva.trivialbeing.net/index.php?c=compendium

Posted by: coryo at October 28, 2009 4:22 PM

If you're thinking of watching GITS, the movie is a good place to start. There was also a second one, but I didn't catch it.

However, both Stand Alone Complex seasons were incredible. You'd do well to watch them, they're 26(?) episodes each. And holy cats, what a ride it is.

Posted by: Gwenn at October 28, 2009 4:34 PM

They've been trying for years:

http://eva.trivialbeing.net/index.php?c=compendium

Posted by: coryo at October 28, 2009 4:22 PM

Oh god. I knew they'd been trying but I thought it was stuck in development and would probably never happen. It's even worse that it's based on the sucess of Transformers and that they're making it a 'giant robot movie'. Ugh, horrible.

Posted by: Steph at October 28, 2009 4:48 PM

I hope, and I fear.

I hope it'll be a good effort.

I fear it'll suck tennis balls through a Crazy Straw.

Posted by: The Wanderer at October 28, 2009 5:15 PM

Jovavich. Most definitely.

I loathed The Fifth Element: script, casting, movie. I rarely find Willis watchable in anything and MJ's character (Leeloo-sheesh what a name)irritated the crap out of me.

Then I accidentally watched Resident Evil (3?), got instant girl crush which has just grown hotter after seeing Ultraviolet. That woman is the complete action-hero package. Physically fit and completely convincing as THE lady who will literally hand you your ass.

And if casting is dependant on the idiocy of comic-book breast size, production bigwigs will be limited to the "Pamela Anderson/Jordan Price, et al bin." No human, female or tranny, enhanced or not, meets manga female proportions. Barbie, by comparison, appears anorexic.

Jovavich in a booby suit fer sure. I get my ass-kickin' action hero looker--y'all with the titanic tit fetish get, ummm fetished.

Of course I'll forget to see the theater release and will get around to the DVD possibly this lifetime.

Posted by: NeoCleo at October 28, 2009 5:23 PM

Zoe Bell should defintely be the stunt actor for the Major, so someone needs to be cast that can pass for her. I liked her in Death Proof, but even if she could lose the Kiwi accent, she isn't Android-hot.

Making the characters move as fast as they are drawn is going be the most vital part of shooting. 3-D can suck my ass. They might do some cool establishing shots before a big machina fight, but I can't see it being very useful. MAYBE if they use some of the technology and ideas from MGS4, and do a sort of split screen 3-d effect, it could work out.

I think that a warm color palette is the right call--like JLynch's Surveillance with your tv settings turned all the way up to Brilliant. Saturated colors like Edward Scissorhands rather than Speed Racer. They have to be able to make black a midnight blue.

I don't think casting the females is as difficult as casting the men in these type of Fantasy on amphetamine flicks. Actors are so puny and weak. Almost none of them can match the men in comic book geeks' pens and imaginations. Even Togusa is built like Sylvester Stallone on steroids. Casting Bato correctly seems improbable. You need a guy as big as M. C. Duncan.

Posted by: Jackseppelin at October 28, 2009 7:51 PM

After looking at the other possible casting pages on this site I'm going to throw my vote in for Radha Mitchell. Hot, can act circles around most of Hollywood, does action. And she's pretty good at sitting still and looking deep, which this movie is going to need.

Apart from that, Zoe Bell might be a good choice too. She can hold an audiences attention, is interestingly good looking, does her own stunts. And she is the only (western) actress suggested so far that looks like she could pull a tank apart bare handed.

Posted by: Villanousfats at November 4, 2009 7:46 PM

In her interviews Laeta Kalogridis states that it is the original manga, not the two anime films or TV series will be the basis for DreamWorks live adaptation. Hopefully, they won't butcher Ghost in the Shell. What M. Night Shyamalan did to Airbender is not good.

Posted by: GitS Anime at August 2, 2010 6:27 AM


















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