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Does This Hoodie Make Me Look Short? The New Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol Poster, Plus Cruise Talks One Shot

By TK | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (15)



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So, here’s the poster for the upcoming Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol, which features Cruise front and center — in a fuckin’ badass hoodie, yo — as well as co-stars Jeremy Renner, Paula Patton, and a surprisingly tough-looking Simon Pegg. There’s not much to say about it, other than I love Cruise being in the foreground so you can’t tell that he’s a goddamn runt. Don’t get me wrong — he’s a runt who makes a mean action movie, and since I thoroughly enjoyed the first and third Mission Impossible movies, I’m pretty excited. Throw in the fact that Brad Bird (The Incredibles) is directing and the possibility of catching a preview of The Dark Knight Rises if you catch the IMAX version (only the 70mm kind, though), and I’m there.

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In other Tom Cruise news, I think I speak for many Jack Reacher fans when I say that Cruise being cast in One Shot is one of the most aggravating casting decisions of all time. For a character whose physicality is such a critical component, it just seems wrong on so many levels (in the books, Reacher is a 6’5”, 250 pound force of nature who also happens to be a brilliant investigator and an aimless ex-MP drifter). But it’s happening, and there ain’t nothin’ we can do about it (except, of course, bitch on the internet).

Regardless, author Lee Child has apparently wholeheartedly endorsed the casting decision. In an interview with Empire, Cruise had the following to say:

“This is Lee’s book and Lee’s character. Him giving me his blessing is what made me do it. If he hadn’t then I wouldn’t have done it… Lee told me that the reason he wrote him that size (6′ 5″) is because that was just one element to his character, and that opened the door to me playing him… Reacher is such a great character,”
(via FSR)

Here’s what Childs’ website had to say:

Lee has spent equal time on either side of the page/screen divide and understands better than most that changes are necessary and inevitable. And like Reacher he doesn’t favor half-measures…if we’re going to have a movie, then let’s have a movie star in it! There is only a small handful of genuine global male stars. All are great actors — you don’t get to be a star if you don’t have the chops—but Cruise might well be the best of his generation… Plus, from an author’s point of view, it’s more exciting to see a new and fresh vision. Lee doesn’t want to see a literal translation.

OK, so whoever writes that website is jerking Cruise’s junk a little too much there. I mean, sure, if you want a movie to do well, then you cast a big star. But couldn’t they have found a big star who was actually, you know, big?









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Comments

What are the chances that Lee Child is a Scientologist? OT VII fist bump, y'all.

Posted by: Greedy at October 26, 2011 10:54 AM

I think The Statham could have been kind of awesome.

Posted by: ang at October 26, 2011 10:56 AM

but Cruise might well be the best of his generation

Um...false. So very, very false.

Posted by: KatSings at October 26, 2011 11:40 AM

"...whoever writes that website is jerking Cruise’s junk a little too much there."

Yeah, that's a regular Reacher-around, amirite?

*Starts tap dancing off stage - falls into orchestra pit*

Posted by: Groundloop at October 26, 2011 12:04 PM

Groundloop, you made me laugh outloud for the first time today. Thank you. Also is it wrong to be excited about this movie because of Pegg and Renner? Cause those are the only 2 reasons I'm even remotely entertaining the idea of checking this out.

Posted by: JenVegas at October 26, 2011 12:29 PM

...and a surprisingly tough-looking Simon Pegg.

He's more likely the comic relief. To me, looks like he's just tripped and is about to take a header.

Posted by: phase10 at October 26, 2011 12:30 PM

phase10, I thought he'd stepped in poo & was doing the scrape-off dance.

Posted by: Salieri2 at October 26, 2011 12:38 PM

My sister-in-law has urged me for several years to read the Reacher series but the Cruise casting has put me off something awful. I hate myself for procrastinating.

Posted by: DenG at October 26, 2011 12:38 PM

Even Statham couldn't have pulled off Jack Reacher. Despite his size and ability Reacher isn't very gruff. All Statham does is squint and look like he's about to kill someone.

They would have had to find a relatively new actor, like Cavill for Superman.

With Cruise they are basically going to have to turn him into a badass martial artist or something, because Reacher wins most of his fights with his fists.

It would have been interesting to see Dwayne Johnson try it, but the movie would have had a different tone.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at October 26, 2011 1:37 PM

he doesn’t favor half-measures

Isn't that just what Cruise is?

(...because, y'know, he's short.)

Posted by: Bates at October 26, 2011 2:08 PM

Dammit, now I've got "Don't want no short people round here" stuck in my head. Bloody earworm,

Posted by: cinekat at October 26, 2011 2:29 PM

A Mission: Impossible movie with the tag line "No plan."

That's like making Piranha 3DD with the tag line "No Boobs."

Posted by: The Mutt at October 26, 2011 2:33 PM

"No plan"? So in addition to betraying the team spirit of the IMF concept, we're now turning the operation into spontaneous action and chaos with none of the intricate, clever scheming that defined the show?

And Tom Cruise: Tom Noonan called. He wants his hoodie look as "The Ripper" from Last Action Hero back.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at October 26, 2011 2:59 PM

If only there were some way to merge Christian Bale and Tom Hardy at their buffest. That's your Reacher right there.

Posted by: Dill The Devil at October 26, 2011 5:28 PM

I would rather hear that Lee Child is as disappointed in the Cruise casting as some of us are. You know, "It's out of my hands," or something.

Chris Hemsworth is a little young but he's got the size and the blond good looks and gravitas. I think he could pull it off.

Posted by: BitterKitten at October 26, 2011 8:09 PM