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Now That's Christmas

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (76)



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If you follow “Doctor Who,” and I assume that you all do because I prefer to think that people are fundamentally good at heart, you’ve noticed that the news on upcoming specials has trickled out like urine past a grapefruit-sized prostate. Drip. Drip. Oh, the agonizing pressure. Well, the BBC has slipped a catheter around the swelling and finally deigned to let us upstart colonists know when we’ll get to see David Tennant’s swan song as the Doctor: December 26th, BBC America, 9 p.m.

Naturally, I do not get BBC America, because of the innate injustice of a malicious universe seeking to destroy my happiness one hour of television at a time. When this malady targets football fans, i.e. the NFL’s absurd NFL Network Thursday nights, one simply goes to the local pub and watches the game in good company with beer and fried food. Are there geek bars like there are sports bars? Places where everyone knows your name and the big screens all have Adama and Reynolds in high def instead of Brady and Manning?

In a general sense I can’t help but wonder if there’d be a market for something like that, if done well. Some of my best memories of television are getting together with a gaggle of friends and hovering around the latest episode of a show. All the bars already have the big screens and satellite television, so there’s no barrier to entry for them to take this and run with it. As long as they each pay me $19.95.

In any case, the BBC has released a clip from “Doctor Who: The End of Time,” which is viewable below and features amongst other juiciness: the Ood, the Doctor wearing sunglasses and a lei, and his eminence himself, the late, the great, John Simm himself, the Master.









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Comments

Damn it, I might cry.

There would definitely be a Pajiba market. Jay and I can DJ.

Posted by: Cindy at November 24, 2009 9:31 AM

I will be spending Christmas with my sister who has BBC America, so this should be good news, but I think we were planning on seeing Sherlock Holmes that night and sadly Tivo is not an option. As Terri Schuester would say, it's my very own Sophie's Choice.

Posted by: Claire at November 24, 2009 9:33 AM

Oh, if I were wearing pants, they'd be happy.

(Pervs. I am wearing a skirt today.)

Posted by: Nicole at November 24, 2009 9:35 AM

Yippeee! (Dances a happy jig around room.)

Posted by: Kiddo at November 24, 2009 9:38 AM

Lets have a liquorice rolly, a double brandy, and bitch about the industry... who the FUCK is John Simm?

Posted by: Jay at November 24, 2009 9:40 AM

This makes me tingle in my naughty places.

Posted by: feramones at November 24, 2009 9:47 AM

And I'm glad they're finally stepping up the rollout over here. So it'll be two, three more weeks until they talk about part 2, right? It's airing New Year's Day, maybe that'll just get the one day delay too!

Posted by: Jay at November 24, 2009 9:59 AM

I can't view the video, but the sunglasses/lei bit with the Ood was on Children in Need, which you surely must be able to find on youtube somewhere. Unless the entire thing you're watching is the Children in Need special, then ignore me.

Posted by: Carrie at November 24, 2009 10:02 AM

Oh, yeah, it's the same clip. I believe it's the first scene of the episode. They showed that instead of shooting a new interstitial scene. It is indeed on YouTube (the patron saint of region-locked BBC clips).

Posted by: Jay at November 24, 2009 10:04 AM

There's also this, the "Next Time" on the end of "Mars".

A little spoilery, but nothing that hasn't been floating around since the summer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKgPZWinx6w

Posted by: Jay at November 24, 2009 10:06 AM

Hang on, you mean they didn't do something purely for Children in Need?? How cheap is that! Think of the children!

Posted by: Carrie at November 24, 2009 10:08 AM

Oh yeah, I saw that clip at the end of Mars (which was brilliant) and got all goosebumpy. I think I'm looking forward to Who more than Christmas in general.

Posted by: Carrie at November 24, 2009 10:10 AM

Yeah, same as last year. I dunno, maybe they thought it'd be off-key to show him trying his damnedest to have fun after a disaster, like Donna and Mars.

STILL...it was awful nice to have the post-regeneration awkwardness and "Time Crash" before.

Posted by: Jay at November 24, 2009 10:11 AM

Damn, damn, damn. Dec. 26th is a Saturday and after X-mas, and people will be travelling and partying, not watching TV. Dammit. I'll be somewhere without BBCA as an option.

On the plus side, the Doctor finally got leied.

And we find out why Queen Elizabeth I was so pissed off at him at the end of the Shakespeare episode.

Posted by: BWeaves at November 24, 2009 10:11 AM

I can't even remember what they did last year (so it was the beginning of last xmas' ep too?), I didn't watch CiN, something I may go back to after watching this year's efforts. Hollyoaks people, no!!

Posted by: Carrie at November 24, 2009 10:14 AM

And we find out why Queen Elizabeth I was so pissed off at him at the end of the Shakespeare episode.

Wait, did we? I'm missing or forgetting something.

Posted by: Jay at November 24, 2009 10:14 AM

(Pervs. I am wearing a skirt today.)

All that means is easier access.

/why did I say that?

Posted by: Undead Abomination #768921 (formerly Vermillion) at November 24, 2009 10:18 AM

I am giddily glad that they are doing this when they should: the day after Christmas (St. Stephen's Day to us, Boxing Day to the Brits) is traditionally when the Doctor Who Christmas Special airs. The fact that BBCA are doing this makes me feel that they finally realize we are out here in the vast wilderness where everybody just goes back to work after Christmas, and we need a little joy while we sit in our pyjamas eating our left-over plum pudding.

Posted by: PaddyDog at November 24, 2009 10:33 AM

what do you mean the LATE, great, John Simms.

He's not dead, you know.

Posted by: Kissing Girls Makes You Sleepy at November 24, 2009 10:35 AM

He's also not called John Simms.

Posted by: Carrie at November 24, 2009 10:36 AM

People going back to work the day after Christmas...that's just wrong that is.

Posted by: Carrie at November 24, 2009 10:37 AM

This is like getting hit on hard, rubbed until my parts are screaming for release, being promised an unforgettable fuck-fest... and then being told the son of a bitch will never lay eyes on me again. How the hell am I supposed to welcome the new Doctor when this one is guaranteed to take my heart with him when he leaves?

Which is not to say I won't watch it. I will. I can't help myself.

Posted by: Reba at November 24, 2009 10:44 AM

Jay:

At the end of the Shakespeare episode with Martha and the witches, Queen Elizabeth I shows up at the Globe theatre yelling for the Doctor to be taken into custody, and he doesn't know why because he's never met her before.


This episode the Doctor says, "Got married. That was a mistake. Good Queen Bess. Let's just say her nickname is no longer . . ." So, he's gone back in time, married Queen Elizabeth I, and removed the "virgin queen" nickname, decided it was a mistake and took off for the Ood planet.

Posted by: BWeaves at November 24, 2009 10:45 AM

Ohhhh oh oh, I've never heard the phrase "Good Queen Bess" before so that went right past me. Yeah, I just watched "The Shakespeare Code" again this week and wondered if that'd ever come up again.

Posted by: Jay at November 24, 2009 10:53 AM

I caught that too, Bweaves. Cheeky!

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at November 24, 2009 10:55 AM

I now officially declare BWeaves to have Doctor Who idiot svant status. Has anyone ever been able to beat her on actual Whovian dialogue recalled to the letter?

Posted by: PaddyDog at November 24, 2009 10:58 AM

oooh, we should all have a Who-off!

Posted by: esme at November 24, 2009 11:11 AM

Well I've got most of the day free...

Posted by: Jay at November 24, 2009 11:16 AM

And I'm only at work, so basically free.

Posted by: Carrie at November 24, 2009 11:18 AM

You want a Who-off? I've seen episodes that don't exist anymore, bwa-hahahahhaha.

1. Which episode had the Doctor calling a part of the TARDIS "the fornicator?"

2. Which episode had Nicholas Courtney NOT playing the Brig, AND had Daleks without plungers (they had flamethrowers instead)?

3. Which episode shows the Doctor actually playing a descant recorder?

Posted by: BWeaves at November 24, 2009 11:19 AM

4. Which episode had the Doctor saying to Sarah Jane, "Hum, looks dangerous. Ladies first!"

5. Who was the first Romana?

6. Which episode was writting by Douglas Adams?

Posted by: BWeaves at November 24, 2009 11:21 AM

written, can't speel today

Posted by: BWeaves at November 24, 2009 11:23 AM

5. Who was the first Romana?

Ummmm....that woman. You know. Her.

6. Which episode was writting by Douglas Adams?

"City Of Death"

Posted by: Jay at November 24, 2009 11:24 AM

Oh yeah, I lose already since the last time I watched old Who I was about eight years old.

Posted by: Carrie at November 24, 2009 11:28 AM

Oh dear, a Who-off. I actually know some of these answers.

1. Don't remember the episode, but I know it was one of the first Doctor's (Hartnell). Was it "Edge of Destruction"?

2. "The Daleks' Master Plan"

3. Hm, that's the second Doctor (Troughton)...don't remember the episode...

4. That's gotta be the fourth Doctor (T. Baker)...was it "Pyramids of Mars"?

5. Mary Tamm.

6. He actually wrote two (nearly three): "City of Death," like Jay said, "The Pirate Planet," and the incomplete "Shada".

Yeesh. I always tried to stay away from sci-fi because I knew I'd become the type to become geekily obsessed. I am less of a fanatic than I was before, but not by much. So embarrassed.

Posted by: vic at November 24, 2009 11:34 AM

1) David Tenant = SCHWING!
2) Goddamn the BBCA to the fiery pits of hell for making me wait to see this stuff.
3) SCHWING! Again.
4) Y'all are too smarts for me what with the trivia and whatnot.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at November 24, 2009 12:40 PM

1. William Hartnell in "The Edge of Destruction". Vic wins. The piece of equipment was actually called something else, but with videotape being so expensive and Tivo unknown, they just shot it once and figured nobody would notice.
2. "The Daleks Master Plan." Vic wins. These were the scariest Daleks ever. They burned down the studio set.
3. Patrick Troughton plays "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" in "The Abominable Snowmen."
4. Jon Pertwee in "The Five Doctors." He was trying to be a gentleman, but at the most inapropriate time.
5. Mary Tamm. Vic wins.
6. Douglas Adams wrote 2 1/2 episodes. "City of Death," "The Pirate Planet," and the unfinished "Shada." Vic wins again.

Congratulations, you've won a sonic screwdriver. Just hop in your TARDIS and come pick it up.

Posted by: BWeaves at November 24, 2009 2:48 PM

BWeaves is the most awesome Pajiban ever.

Posted by: PaddyDog at November 24, 2009 3:08 PM

Nah, I'm just the oldest Dr. Who fanatic on the site.

Posted by: BWeaves at November 24, 2009 4:09 PM

Hoorah! Though I was surprised about Pertwee having that line, even though I saw that episode...huh.

Goody, a sonic screwdriver! I'll just set the controls for 14th century Zimbabwe, then. That is where I'll be picking it up, right?

Posted by: vic at November 24, 2009 7:17 PM

I am super jealous of anyone who has seen Who episodes that no longer exist (especially ones featuring the second Doctor, who's one of my all-time favorites). Since the quiz is over, I'll prove my Who nerd cred by showing off this year's Halloween costume, here and here...

Posted by: Jesse M. at November 25, 2009 1:14 AM

Sorry, that was me, didn't actually mean to post my email address!

Posted by: Jesse M. at November 25, 2009 1:16 AM

I adore Sherlock Holmes, all the books, the tv series ect. This film is however terrific. Completely brilliant, Robert and Jude are outstanding! Superb acting and a brilliantly righten script. I would recommend you to watch this movie 2 times to completely understand the story line. So on the whole a brilliant flick!

Posted by: Lucretia Kannas at June 16, 2010 9:34 PM

I adore Sherlock Holmes, all the books, the tv series ect. This film is however superb. Completely brilliant, Robert and Jude are outstanding! Superb acting and a brilliantly righten script. I would suggest you to watch this film 2 times to totally understand the story line. So on the whole a amazing flick!

Posted by: Children Trainers Man at June 17, 2010 8:51 AM

I thought when the Doctor mentioned "getting married" it was in reference to River Song--The adventurer in "Forest of the Dead". The reference "Good Queen Bess" I saw as a separate adventure, suggesting a tie-up of loose ends from when Elizabeth called the Doctor "her sworn enemy" at the end of "The Shakespeare Code".

Posted by: John at June 17, 2010 10:08 AM

Also repeat of 6.30 episode at 7.30 on 4+1

Posted by: john paul hollyoaks wikipedia at October 26, 2010 8:13 AM

In later they swear.The F word.

Posted by: gemma atkinson hollyoaks after hours at October 26, 2010 8:14 AM

Which bits do you mean? I like Hollyoaks. Watching on E4 now. x

Posted by: hollyoaks in the city episode 16 at October 26, 2010 8:15 AM

Yeah, he's gone, because he stole Sasha's bag for drug money and failed his exams etc, lol. I shouldn't think he'll come back, and if you look on the Hollyoaks website under cast, it says he has departed.

Posted by: hollyoaks episodes catch up at October 26, 2010 8:16 AM

She is a murderess but no one in Hollyoaks knows that yet

Posted by: emma rigby hollyoaks age at October 26, 2010 8:18 AM

Eastenders - Basically Ronnie has got back together with Joel, and Bianca has realised she is still in love with Ricky, but finds he has already left Walford to go to visit Sam Mitchell, his first wife. Jim has come back, Zainab is pregnant, and Tamwar failed his A levels.

Posted by: hollyoaks catch ups at October 26, 2010 8:18 AM

There's only one person's opinion that has any significance whatever - and that's the story writers !

Posted by: hollyoaks let loose theme tune at October 26, 2010 8:18 AM

why were you watching it, it's sh*t.

Posted by: hollyoaks spoilers october 2010 at October 26, 2010 8:19 AM

They wanted a new start somewhere else due to all the things that had happened recently such as Ravi's aneurysm. Also Mr Roy has got a new job.

Posted by: hollyoaks calendar 2011 at October 26, 2010 8:19 AM

No, it didn't show her. It was left to our imagination from Zoe and Lydia's reactions when they found her and her blood was splattered all over the corn in the field where she fell so it would have been pretty gruesome. The next episode I think just showed the aftermath of the events. Not to sound morbid but that was the best death exit ever!

Posted by: hollyoaks late 2008 at October 26, 2010 8:20 AM

leave hollyoaks alone there nothing wrong with it

Posted by: hollyoaks episodes catch up at October 26, 2010 8:22 AM

She's MY most hated character in a soap!

Posted by: darren osbourne hollyoaks wikipedia at October 26, 2010 8:23 AM

I would search on the site where the show was aired (if it was on NBC go to NBC.com and they will have re-plays of them...print out pics and take to a beauty salon and they will know EXACTLY how to do and teac hyou as well!

Posted by: old hollyoaks theme tune at October 26, 2010 8:24 AM

Hollyoaks is like big brother. Except its a drama.

Posted by: darren osbourne hollyoaks wikipedia at October 26, 2010 8:26 AM

I am not sure i think he is blind or has disabilities

Posted by: hollyoaks freshers 4od at October 26, 2010 8:26 AM

no, i dont, i think its great

Posted by: gemma atkinson hollyoaks in shower at October 26, 2010 8:27 AM

The new ones were meant to air in July but they moved them back to August so hopefully some time this month. They definitely need an update and they include the older members of the cast now I think aswell.

Posted by: hollyoaks catch up channel 4 at October 26, 2010 9:49 AM

i really wish they would kill her off, she gives me a pain where i never knew i had a place.

Posted by: hollyoaks in the city music at October 26, 2010 9:49 AM

It looks more like a wig than real hair,if it was real it would be really dry and hard to style,bleach ruins hair,i bleached mine when was younger it made it so dry and break,i would never do it again.

Posted by: hollyoaks theme tune ringtone at October 26, 2010 9:52 AM

Loads is going on at the moment. Go onto Digital Spy, you will catch up in no time. It will be as if you was never away!!!

Posted by: hollyoaks calvin gets shot part 1 at October 26, 2010 9:55 AM

and trina got killed by lucas sam's bak charley went on holiday wid brenda nd came bk wid sum Russian

Posted by: hollyoaks casting at October 26, 2010 9:56 AM

hahaha i was thinking the same thing i think it will grow on me but not keen on the music tbh, not liking the new cast yet

Posted by: emma rigby hollyoaks age at October 26, 2010 9:59 AM

I absolutely love Hollyoaks and I watch it religiously but what happened to Ste? About 2 weeks ago he got beat up by Warren and then you never found out what happened? Surely Amy will have gone home by now to find him!

Posted by: hollyoaks later episode 4 at October 26, 2010 10:01 AM

he thinks that she is cheating on her. Carmel bought sum comdoms for Newt and lauren, Lauren took one out of the pack and left the rest in Carmel's bag. Calvin came home and went into her back to get her phone and found the open pack of comdoms. Also Carmel has been spending a lot of time with Mark and Warren saw them having a drink together and told Calvin.

Posted by: hollyoaks calendar at October 26, 2010 10:01 AM

love this show!! needs a bit more recognition 4 doing serious story lines that are believe able and also totally true!! the anorexia story was played so well by all actors and portrayed the characters in a respectable way 2 those who maybe suffering wit this illness!!! it should defiantly b best soap!!!

Posted by: hollyoaks 2010 spoilers at October 26, 2010 10:01 AM

No ,they don't. He leaves to live in Ireland after she says she can't be with him.

Posted by: hollyoaks 2011 at October 26, 2010 10:01 AM

CARMEL BROUGHT NUTE AND CALVINS LIL SISTER CONDOMS ... CALVIN FOUND THEM INCARMELS BAG AND THOUGHT SHE WAS CHEATING ... CARMEL EXPLAINED THEY HAD A ROW N CARMEL WALKED OUT

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Posted by: Vinita Corvera at December 10, 2010 11:07 AM

I realise this isn't a very good comment but it made me smile!


A bad plan is better than no plan.

Posted by: Margret Rothman at December 24, 2010 9:42 AM

Yes, I agree with the above poster although I suppose you need to put the matter into context of wht is actually being asked for here

Posted by: Tyson F. Gautreaux at January 22, 2011 7:10 PM

Okay but you need to also take into account what made them do that in the first place

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