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Did You Know Magneto Was The Real Culprit On The Grassy Knoll?

By Rob Payne | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (19)



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Amidst other news concerning the executive gyrations going on over at 20th Century Fox, Deadline is reporting that Matthew Vaughn (Stardust and Kick-Ass) has signed back on to direct the sequel to his 2011 summer blockbuster, X-Men: First Class. At this point, we still don’t know what the title will be — X-Men: First Class 2? X-Men: Second Class? X-Men: First Class: No Mutant Child Left Behind? — but Vaughn seems to have been thinking about the plot since last summer, at least, and it sounds like we’re in for another 1960s period piece. Specifically, the opening of the movie may just concern the assassination of President John F. Kennedy on November 22, 1963, and one awfully magical bullet.

If, for some reason, you have no clue what I’m talking about, here’s Kevin Costner in Oliver Stone’s JFK to illuminate you:

Now, being from DFW Metroplex, I grew up around a healthy dose of skepticism regarding the JFK assassination and Lee Harvey Oswald’s supposedly tenuous kill shot, but I’ve never cottoned to the whole conspiracy theory angle. I have no idea if Oswald could fire that many rounds from his rifle in that short amount of time, or if it was really an inside job orchestrated between then Vice President Johnson and Fidel Castro, but I can say that no theory put forth so far would be as elegant as the simple fact that a single bullet could indeed appear to have magic properties… If it was being controlled from a short distance away by an angry and vengeful mutant master of magnetism. As per director Matthew Vaughn:

I thought it would be fun to open with the Kennedy assassination, and we reveal that the magic bullet was controlled by Magneto. That would explain the physics of it, and we see that he’s pissed off because Kennedy took all the credit for saving the world and mutants weren’t even mentioned.

Now that it’s already out there in aether, the scene likely won’t come to fruition in the final movie — these sort of things rarely make it past the script stage — but it totally should. Before First Class arrived to kick butt and chew bubble gum, many fans of the comics and previous movies cried foul over the movie using real history to help tell their super hero origin story, and those people were all wrong.

As Captain America showed, you don’t need have to Nazis when you can have Hydra, but setting a fantasy in the recognizable world helps ground it and allows the audience to play along, to see how history was or was not altered thanks to our intrepid heroes. There are precious few comic book properties like the X-Men that would allow for some sort of historical social commentary with very little effort, so why not do what others can’t? Why wouldn’t you want to differentiate your multimillion dollar CGI genre flick from the rest that will most likely come out that summer; something that would be remembered for years? Opening the next X-Movie in Dealey Plaza would also tie it directly into the initial moments of the first X-Men sequel, X2. It’s hard to deny that some of the best parts in First Class came from being able to see the threads connecting the two disparate timelines, which also opened with a sequence similar to its predecessor.

Of course, we know Michael Fassbender, as Magneto, would knock this scene out of the park. Then again, the screenwriter for the new film is Simon Kinberg, who also wrote X-Men: The Last Stand. We like to give Brett Ratner the blame for that festering pile (and hoo boy, does he deserve it for that and countless other cinematic atrocities), but who is the bigger fool, really? The fool who directs the script handed to him, or the fool who wrote it in the first place? Answer: The fool who paid good money to see that in the theater more than once and even purchased the special edition DVD because he’s a “completist” and couldn’t abide seeing the unfinished trilogy on his shelf, no matter how much he hated the final part.

Well, at least Bryan Singer is also back to produce and the (mostly stellar) cast is locked down for another go, including Fassbender, James McAvoy, and Jennifer Lawrence. Surely, this crew has another movie in them before the franchise needs another reboot?


Rob Payne also writes the indie comic The Unstoppable Force, tweets on the Twitter @RobOfWar, and his ware can be purchased here (if you’re into that sort of thing). In case you’re wondering, yes, that last “fool” was absolutely him.









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Comments

This post is in the wrong place! Where was it earlier? Will it float to the top tomorrow AM? All good questions.

Anyway, I know that you (and I) will surely face stiff argument from the peanut gallery, but:

Before First Class arrived to kick butt and chew bubble gum, many fans of the comics and previous movies cried foul over the movie using real history to help tell their super hero origin story, and those people were all wrong.

I couldn't agree more.

Posted by: MM at January 31, 2012 2:12 AM

"X-Men: First Class 2? X-Men: Second Class? X-Men: First Class: No Mutant Child Left Behind?"

How about 'X-Men First Class: No Black Mutants Left'?
Or 'X-Men First Class: Of course she had to strip to her underwear, it's totally justified by the plot'?

Posted by: Ender at January 31, 2012 5:54 AM

How about "X-Men First Class: I Shot the President, But I Did Not Shoot LBJ" Well it should be "John Connally" but LBJ sounds better or MLK.

Posted by: MRod at January 31, 2012 9:09 AM

X_MEN THE LAST STAND IS NOT SHIT ITS BETTER THAN MOST SUPER HERO MOVIES INCLUDING THE FIRST X_MEN
GO fuck yourself

Posted by: greg at January 31, 2012 9:14 AM

In its defense, the thing about the White Queen prancing around in her underwear is lifted straight from the comics. The Hellfire Club all dressed like libertines and courtesans. It was as close as comics would come back then to admitting it was a sex club for rich people.

Of course, it then all falls apart when Emma Frost joins the X-Men and STILL dresses like a high priced call girl.

Posted by: Craig at January 31, 2012 9:14 AM

GO fuck yourself

Posted by: greg at January 31, 2012 9:14 AM

Jesus Christ, Greg, do you have some kind of alarm that sounds in your basement whenever someone on the internet insults your precious Ratnerfucking? I imagine it's a high-pitched, annoying screech. Coincidentally, I imagine you sound much the same.

Posted by: Craig at January 31, 2012 9:17 AM

Magneto: Fuck Kennedy. Seriously, that dude is a dick.
Toad: Yesss, he truely dessserves it. And what will you do about Governor Connally?
Magneto: Eh. He's not that great either, I guess.
Toad: How ssso? I mean, what ssspecifically don't you like about his politicsss?
Magneto: Y'know.
Toad: ...I don't. Pleassse expound.
Magneto: He's just...well he's obviously a fan of Kennedy and that guys a dick.
Toad: You sssaid that already.
Magneto: Did I?
Toad: You did.
Magneto: Oh. Well. Maybe I'll just clip his shoulder or something, then.
Toad: You just like killing people, admit it.
Magneto: ...do not.

Posted by: superasente at January 31, 2012 9:19 AM

I think it was Vaughn but I don't remember, who said that they were probably going to have at least one new X-man that hadn't been featured in any of the films to be Magneto's opposite on the field of battle. This was because Charles rather obviously can't go out into combat anymore.

I can't for the life of me think of any X-Man that would be an appropriate foil in this way that hasn't already been in one of the movies. I mean when you think about it... ALL of them at least have had a cameo. And I know my X-men.

I think they should just bite the magic bullet and say "Screw it, this is a reboot." so they can add Cyclops to the roster and be done with it.

Posted by: MrFroggie at January 31, 2012 9:29 AM

Let's hope they call it "X-Men: First Class: January Jones Does Not Appear in This Film."

Posted by: Fribbley at January 31, 2012 9:48 AM

There was no "magic bullet" because the coupe seat Kennedy was sitting in and the passenger seat were at two separate heights, a detail Olly Stone never mentioned. FAIL.

Posted by: Mark at January 31, 2012 10:00 AM

MrFroggie.

Magneto vs. Dazzler.

Nuff said.

Posted by: superasente at January 31, 2012 10:13 AM

We really don't need further bullshit making it look like Oliver Stone was on to something.

http://www.jfk-online.com/jfk100menu.html

Posted by: Todd at January 31, 2012 10:27 AM

Craig, maybe they figured that January Jones blends into the walls or furniture when left on her own, so they decided the only way to make people remember she's even around is by having her prance in lingerie through the whole movie?

That's my theory, anyway.

Posted by: figgy at January 31, 2012 11:07 AM

It'll never happen because it's a crossover, but clearly Magneto's natural nemesis is Ma-Ti.

HEART!

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at January 31, 2012 12:57 PM

Wow, superasente. That didn't even occur to me. That would be fantastic. They could jump ahead into the 1970's and glue sequins on Charles' head to make it into a disco ball.

Then Wolverine can make a 30 second cameo and kill off January Jones and everybody thanks him and continue on with the plot.

Posted by: MrFroggie at January 31, 2012 1:44 PM

First Class was such a mess that I don't know where to begin with.

It has the best Errr.... to WTF? moment when Magneto becomes Sebastian in a span of two seconds after everything that has happened.

And this JFK thing sounds stupid if not downright offensive.

Stop with the shoehorning and spend more time developing less characters and an original plot already.

Re-work Beast. He looks like a cat on steroids. And make him a quadruped like the cartoons already.

Also, please re-work Mystique's headpiece coz her forehead was terribly distracting.
And I can't believe I'm saying this but bring back Wolverine if you can't make an entertaining movie without him.

Posted by: haplo at January 31, 2012 2:36 PM

I always thought Connally didn't get whacked because he wasn't worth the bullet.

Posted by: The Wanderer at January 31, 2012 9:51 PM

Is lead magnetic?

Posted by: Jordan at February 1, 2012 12:55 AM