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Everything's Coming Up Quaid!

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (19)



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The man hasn’t made a really good movie in a decade, but suddenly, Dennis Quaid is all over the trade news.

Let’s start with G.I. Joe, where Quaid will be back for the sequel as General Hawk. The news here is that, just a day after signing on to pen the Deadpool movie, Zombieland scripters, Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick, have also signed on to write the screenplay for the G.I. Joe sequel. Great for G.I. Joe, not so much for Reese and Wernick. The first movie was a disaster (even if it did occasionally appeal to my inner 12-year-old), and it’s not a franchise that looks to have a long future, so there’s no reason to sully their good names by getting involved. More than that, if director Stephen Sommers returns, it won’t matter how good the script is — Sommers is bound to fuck it up. More than that, the characters — as set up in the original — just aren’t that compelling, and there’s just not a lot to do with them besides have them blow up more shit. You don’t need screenwriters of their caliber to pen explosions — just ask the five people who had a hand in the original’s script.

Elsewhere in Quaid news, The Playlist is reporting that Dennis is among four actors who have joined the cast of Steven Soderbergh’s upcoming action-spy flick, Knockout, joining Michael Douglas, Ewan McGregor, and Michael Fassbender. Those four join martial arts star, Gina Carano, in the female ass-kicking revenge flick. “Double crossed by someone on her own team, Mallory Kane (Carano)— a black ops super soldier — seeks to uncover who has set her up to take the fall for a job that goes bad and involves a murder.” The script comes from Lem Dobbs, who wrote Soderbergh’s phenomenal, The Limey (as well as Kafka), and the film is expected to be in the vein of The Bourne Identity and La Femme Nikita.

Finally, the first image for HBO’s movie, The Special Relationship was released yesterday. The movie, from screenwriter Peter Morgan, is the third in the Tony Blair trilogy (Michael Sheen played Blair in all three, including The Deal and The Queen). The Special Relationship focuses on the relationship between Tony Blair and President Clinton, played convincingly, it appears, by Dennis Quaid. Hope Davis recently replaced Julliane Moore in the role of Hilary Clinton. Richard Loncraine (My One and Only) directs. The movie is expected out later this year.

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Comments

Didn't we have a discussion about Gina Carano one time in the past? I think she's supposed to be ridiculously gorgeous. I seem to recall someone linking to a clip of her biting her lip that was all kinds of sexy.

I am kind of sad that I've never seen any of Sheen's Blair movies (yes, I know, I've never seen The Queen). I love Michael Sheen, too; he's incredibly versatile and occasionally (mostly when not playing Tony Blair) he's easy on the eyes.

Posted by: Snath at January 8, 2010 10:03 AM

"The man hasn’t made a really good movie in a decade..." I'd say In Good Company qualifies as a good movie.

Posted by: Arn at January 8, 2010 10:10 AM

Since Tony Blair is doing so very well with that whole Middle East Special Envoy thing, maybe he could just stay home and let Michael Sheen have a go. You never know, he may just charm them into kissing and making up.

Posted by: PaddyDog at January 8, 2010 10:13 AM

Quaid as Clinton. It kinda works. Who knew?

I wonder if he'll be channeling any of his leftover Jerry Lee Lewis in this role.

Posted by: Your Mom at January 8, 2010 10:16 AM

Couldn't anyone see Dennis Quaid going completely overboard with the Clinton accent? Trainwreck Senses... Tingling!

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at January 8, 2010 10:17 AM

Now that I think of it, Quaid and Clinton both display the same kind of charm (smarmy?). Great casting.

Posted by: Cindy at January 8, 2010 10:18 AM

She'll get revenge on Douglas by hiding his bifocals and making him late for the Early Bird Special at Denny's.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at January 8, 2010 10:20 AM

You are correct, Snath. She is damn fine and can kick your ass.

As for Mr. Quaid, say no to the Joe!

Posted by: admin at January 8, 2010 10:21 AM

Meh, I don't care about G.I. Joe being a bad movie. At least it was better than Transformers: RotF.

Posted by: Snath at January 8, 2010 10:39 AM

Did anyone else have to struggle not to read Gina Carano's name as "Carla Gugino." I'm still having trouble, I won't lie to you. My brain doesn't like her name.

Posted by: superasente at January 8, 2010 10:57 AM

“Double crossed by someone on her own team, Mallory Kane (Carano)— a black ops super soldier — seeks to uncover who has set her up to take the fall for a job that goes bad and involves a murder.”

So, Mission Impossible with a more rugged lead. Cool.

Posted by: mrcreosote at January 8, 2010 11:17 AM

The name "Mallory Kane" immediately made me think of Family Ties, and that just kind of ruined the whole thing for me.

Posted by: MM at January 8, 2010 11:39 AM

What's with the disrespect for The Quaid? Aside from the fact that I find him inexplicably attractive (mmmm, rugged - yum), I think his resume of the last decade deserves a bit more credit - not all of these are Oscar-worthy but all are decent and many are quite good, thankyouverymuch:
Frequency (2000)
Traffic (2000)
The Rookie
(shut up it, was good) (2002)
Far From Heaven(2002)
In Good Company (2004)
Vantage Point (2008)

Quaid as Clinton is surprisingly apt casting - one so rarely expects that sort of thing out of Hollywood....

Posted by: Tammy at January 8, 2010 11:40 AM

I could see Hope Davis knocking it out of the park as Hilary.

Apparently Gina Carano got paid five times as much as her opponent for a recent fight, even though she lost. The reason, obviously, is that the other woman isn't hot. Carano very much is, but every time I think of her now I remember that and get irritated.

Posted by: Todd at January 8, 2010 11:49 AM

Let’s start with G.I. Joe, where Quaid will be back for the sequel

The what?

It's like you're saying words but they don't make any sense.

Posted by: twig at January 8, 2010 11:50 AM

At least it was better than Transformers: RotF.

That's setting the bar so low it's floating somewhere in the earth's mantle, Snath

Posted by: twig at January 8, 2010 11:53 AM

superasente: that's exactly what I thought when I read it.

Posted by: Jelinas at January 8, 2010 3:07 PM

I vow today to go to my aerobics class with my sister (shut up) and when it's over and we're all tired, I'm going to energetically say 'That was great! Man, everything is coming up Quaid!' Just to see what people say. My sister will probably not even bat an eye.

Posted by: TWoP Fan at January 8, 2010 4:54 PM

Sorry, I'm just excited about seeing Ewan McGregor work with Soderbergh.

Posted by: Mimi at January 8, 2010 11:17 PM