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I Could Kiss James Cameron Right Now

By Steven Lloyd Wilson | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (27)



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Back in September, we reported that Guillermo del Toro had gotten tangled up in the mess of trying to finance The Hobbit and so his plans to adapt Lovecraft’s At the Mountains of Madness had been bumped into Ron Howard’s lap. Teeth were gnashed, garments were quite rended.

Bummed that del Toro left the Hobbit? Annoyed that Avatar has made James Cameron’s bidet the sixteenth largest economy in the world? Here’s the silver lining. Cutting loose of The Hobbit allowed del Toro back in the game and James Cameron said he’d be producer if del Toro was director. There may have been a horse’s head involved.

The downside (if you’re deeply cynical, and let’s be honest, you’re reading this website) is that it’s going to be in 3D. I hardly see the point, that still leaves them at least four dimensions short of being able to render the Old Ones accurately anyway. It’s not the sort of story that would much benefit from 3D. The least interesting things in it are the things that you see, and the most terrifying are the ones left completely unseen or described, the very sight of which drive men to madness.

It’s also an odd tale to see transitioned to a film because as I recall, so much of the story is the explorers reading the story of the Old Ones from pictograms on the walls of the ruins. It works in a novella, but in the context of a film it would need to be adapted. It just doesn’t work to have the characters reading off of a wall, and neither would it work to just zoom in on the pictographs. But the only other alternative while remaining faithful seems like it would require a flashback montage of the history of the Old Ones, which sounds like a terrible idea.

In any case, an Antarctic plateau containing an ancient city of a race that predates man? I can’t think of anyone better than the guy who did Pan’s Labyrinth to give it a try. As long as he’s not mixing this with Haunted Mansion, or I will build an atomic weapon in my garage.

(source: Blastr)









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Comments

Dude!

Have you actually looked at Ol' Jim.
Kissing that beard?

Gross.

And isn't Cthulu the size of a planet?

Posted by: magiel at July 29, 2010 10:13 AM

Fine. But if this pulls Del T away from the Drood project, faces will be murdered in the face.

Posted by: Ranylt at July 29, 2010 10:16 AM

As much as I love del Toro, I just don't think the story will transition to screen well. It's all about description and my creepy imagination - I don't know how they'll convey the terror of the story. And 3D won't help.

Posted by: fenchurch at July 29, 2010 10:23 AM

I fucking HATE 3D and Lovecrafts work is unadaptable(?). He was also a bit of a hack.
Most of his stuff was unreadable.

Posted by: supafly at July 29, 2010 10:36 AM

In any case, an Antarctic plateau containing an ancient city of a race that predates man?

Man, they're stealing the plot of AvP? Where's the creativity these days...

Posted by: Chugga at July 29, 2010 10:37 AM

I love The Bull and have nothin but high hopes for this project. The idea of Elder Things coming at you in 3D will be awesome.

That said, GDT is one of those directors whom I'm more interested when it's his original project (Cronos, Devil's Backbone, Pan's Labyrinth) versus adapting someone else's project.

Posted by: Fredo at July 29, 2010 10:40 AM

Y'know, now that I think back I'm pretty sure I ended up here after doing internet searches for Cthulu. Godtopus -- Cthulu -- there are similarities.

At the Mountains of Madness is a great story; the tense build-up -- death of the first party -- the dogs -- the temple. It's all really cool, and Del Toro has a perfect creative mind to adapt this.

Posted by: superasente at July 29, 2010 10:52 AM

Good news. There is a lack of quality movies based on Lovecraft. I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that his work is a bit odd and isn't terribly cinematic. Still, there is definitely enough good stuff in there to make a movie based on some of his stories or ideas. Some of the most interesting "Lovecraft" stories I've read have been by other authors using his mythology.

Carpenter's In The Mouth Of Madness is a pretty decent Lovecraft-influenced film. One of the better ones out there.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at July 29, 2010 11:06 AM

Let's be honest, does ANYTHING benefit from 3-D? Except maybe animated movies,like Avatar? (face it, that's all that damn movie was). Just make it stop already.

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Posted by: kaly at July 29, 2010 11:26 AM

There is a very short Lovecraft story that I consider one of the scariest stories I've ever read. I can't remember the name but it's about the guards on the wall of a city by a swamp being lulled into dream so that the city can be quietly invaded. The story keeps jumping between what is happening and what the dreaming guards think is happening. There is just something about that story that haunted me for days.

I am ECSTATIC that Del Toro is finally doing Mountains of Madness. I know he has had plans for years for this and his original works always blow away anything he is hired to do. On a side note, anyone played "Call of Cthulu: Dark Corners of the Earth" for the original XBox? I picked it up a couple weeks ago at a used store. So far, it's damn creepy even with the dated graphics.

Posted by: TylerDFC at July 29, 2010 11:37 AM

I just made sweet love to this --

it’s going to be in 3D. I hardly see the point, that still leaves them at least four dimensions short of being able to render the Old Ones accurately anyway.

Posted by: Drake at July 29, 2010 11:45 AM

I'm a huge Lovecraft fan so I'm excited but I don't see this movie doing a whole lot at the box office which could kill further big budget Lovecraft adaptations. I've got my finger crossed.

Posted by: John W at July 29, 2010 11:50 AM

!!!

Posted by: Steph at July 29, 2010 11:51 AM

if this pulls Del T away from the Drood project, faces will be murdered in the face.

Umm yeah, what Ranylt said. So eloquent.

Posted by: annoyingmouse at July 29, 2010 12:40 PM

YES!

Posted by: FabMax at July 29, 2010 12:58 PM

@Chugga

That was my thought too. Um, Alien vs. Predator, anyone? But really, Paul W.S. Anderson

Ah, who am I kidding? There is no hope.

Posted by: MM at July 29, 2010 2:23 PM

Hmmm. Comment got fargled. I was trying to say that Paul W.S. Anderson is [less than sign] del Toro by a factor of at least 1000, if not a million. So there's hope oh wait there is no hope.

Posted by: MM at July 29, 2010 2:25 PM

I think it could be well done. The H.P. Lovecraft Historical Society did a great job turning it into a radio broadcast special a few years ago. Some parts may be drawn out, but he's never been afraid of chopping up discoveries and spreading the realization across the film.

Posted by: Nicolae at July 29, 2010 2:50 PM

I just sad slack-jawed at my desk for about a minute after reading this. Seriously. I have been waiting so long for him to get to this project that I don't even know how to react now that it's happening. My mind just exploded.

Posted by: LowSlash at July 29, 2010 2:51 PM

I obviously meant "sat" rather than "sad". There is no sad here. Only awesomeness.

Posted by: LowSlash at July 29, 2010 2:56 PM

They totally made this movie already; it was called Aliens vs. Predators.

And frankly, both Aliens and Predators make for better popcorn action than a shoggoth.

Posted by: RhymesWithSilver at July 29, 2010 2:57 PM

"I can't remember the name but it's about the guards on the wall of a city by a swamp being lulled into dream so that the city can be quietly invaded. The story keeps jumping between what is happening and what the dreaming guards think is happening."

Perhaps "Polaris", which just has one guard lulled to sleep by the star Polaris, allowing ancestors of Eskimos to overrun the city of Olathoe in the far northern land of Lomar. The narrator is in a 1920 house by a swamp seemingly dreaming of a past life, but believes this modern setting is a dream he is having while sleeping on duty in ancient Lomar.

Posted by: Pat C at July 29, 2010 3:51 PM

I thought M. Night Shamalamadingdong made Avatar.

Posted by: Lucas at July 30, 2010 4:56 AM

There aren't many good Lovecraft Adaptations true, but is At the Mountains of Madness a good place to start? I mean, half the story is Lovecraft droning on about how terrible the city looks to the point of driving the narrator crazy. Of course, that's a rule for just about every Lovecraft story, but it seems excessive in this one. I swear he uses the word cyclopean 50 times.

It's not a very good Lovecraft story; it feels more like a prologue to his other stories about the Elder gods. Why not do The Whisperer in the Darkness? It's more of a solid stand alone story that still has the whole comsmic space alien horror thing going on.

Posted by: j at August 1, 2010 12:32 PM

Oh, and when your fiction is full of sights which are supposed to be so other worldy and unlike anything which humanity has laid eyes on that it drives you crazy, it's going to take something better than 3D. I totally agree that 3D is the wrong way to go with this one.

Posted by: J at August 1, 2010 12:38 PM

Ron Howard? seriously?

"Oh hey, Picasso is unavailable to paint your portrait right now, but we got Thomas Kincaid instead, is that cool?"

(same exact thing)

Posted by: Kaila at August 14, 2010 3:32 PM


















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