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Posted by: lizzieborden at July 26, 2010 3:10 PM
I've long considered Alfred Molina to be the British Vincent D'Onofrio, and his joining the cast of Law & Order LA means I'll almost certainly be watching.
Posted by: jimbob at July 26, 2010 3:11 PM
Okayt, I know Jeremy Renner is sort of a party boy and such and is it JUST ME who kind of hopes that if IF IF IF IF RDJ ever does relapse, it's with Renner?
Can you IMAGINE then partying and tearing their way through LA and it's collected vagooters?
Or possibly Anui?
Posted by: Nadine at July 26, 2010 3:14 PM
Boobs McLegsly looks like she's picking up the stupid-ass clothes slack left by Lohan being incarcerated and Britney Spears only hanging out at Starbucks and Walmart.
There are five men in that Avengers photo that I would bang. I swear, sometimes I think it would just be easier to have a list of "Freebies Pinky Wouldn't Ever Do; No, Not Even with Paris Hilton's Crab-Inhabited Bajingo".
Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at July 26, 2010 3:15 PM
Boobs McLegsly indeed.
Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 26, 2010 3:16 PM
Her outfit is actually worse than that photo shows. Check out the full length view:
Posted by: BWeaves at July 26, 2010 3:18 PM
Yeah, those pants looked ridicuLOOK AT THOSE FUCKING TITS!!!!!
Posted by: Kballs at July 26, 2010 3:20 PM
At least those are nice boobies. I'm kind of in the "if you've got it, flaunt it" camp. Although Hammer/harem pants are never a good idea.
Since I have Third Rock From The Sun on the brain (thanks to lots of JGL recently), one of my favorite scenes that I remember was when Kirsten Johnson is learning about living in a female body and she pushes her boobs together and says, "Hmm, they seem to have greater power when they collide!"
Posted by: MM at July 26, 2010 3:21 PM
"Ok...public appearance...what should I wear that conveys my inner self to my adoring fans? It should represent me and the value they find in watching me. What to do, what to do...."
-Frob
Posted by: frobme at July 26, 2010 3:22 PM
I've always said that if I had the body for it, I would dress like a classy slattern. I can't blame Boobs McLegsly for embracing the fabulous. On one bbob, she should consider the Fug Girls sterling advice to either emphasize your boobs or your legs, but on the other boob, it is Comic Con and why shouldn't Ms. Legsly have a costume too?
Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 26, 2010 3:25 PM
Oh come on. You know 90% of the Comic-Con audience gets out of the basement once a year to attend Comic-Con and this is the closest they'll ever get to non-CGI boobs. She's doing a public service here.
On a related note, worst job in the world has to be the person who has to change the sheets in the Comic-Con hotels.
Posted by: PaddyDog at July 26, 2010 3:26 PM
I'm alright with her boobs being on display. I just wish she'd display her girls in something less than butt-ass-ugly.
Posted by: Pinky McLadybits at July 26, 2010 3:28 PM
Zach Braff is currently working on a script for a movie he plans to direct in the same vein as Garden State, which he hopes to do after directing Swingles.about a man and a woman who find themselves without their respective wingman and wing-woman. The two decide to join forces in order the help each other find romantic partners. Cameron Diaz is attached.
I just want to throw a hairdryer into the tub with anyone involved in making this.
Posted by: jM at July 26, 2010 3:30 PM
I'm just going to make a wild guess about that Swingles project: in the process of teaming up to help the other hook up, the two lead characters realize that they are actually in love with each other.
I can't imagine what y'all could possibly joke about with regard to Miss Lively's outfit. I approve of her attempt to make a serious commentary about cleavage and the supposed correlating decay of morals by starting her own personal Boobquake. (Isn't it time yet for another Boobquake?)
Posted by: DarthCorleone at July 26, 2010 3:30 PM
Or rather the untitled movie after Swingles.
Posted by: DarthCorleone at July 26, 2010 3:31 PM
See...all I saw was the boobs and my mind went, make fun of what? Then, thanks to BWeaves, I was able to see the whole outfit. Someone call MC Hammer.
Posted by: DeistBrawler at July 26, 2010 3:38 PM
Haven't seen two globes glow majestically like that since I destroyed warring twin planetoids in sector 1357 with golden fear-induced fire-storms.
Posted by: Sinestro at July 26, 2010 3:38 PM
Honey, you here for the AVN Awards or for Comic-con? You want to be taking seriously? Well put them away then.
Posted by: Pookie at July 26, 2010 3:50 PM
ridicuLOOK AT THOSE FUCKING TITS!!!!!
........*sigh*........Fool, you can't see the fug for the trees!
Christ.
Posted by: Jay at July 26, 2010 3:51 PM
/steps up on podium
Dear Ladies,
It is with much hope and the prayers of fellow MANkind that we do hope the strongly social-conscious and downright devilishy-good depravity of Boobquake is renewed for a second act.
Boobs. Sweater Puppies. Naughy Pillows. Tiiiiiiits.
As men, we don't wish to intrude upon your meeting of mammaries, nor due we wish to play the part of torch-bearer for your cause. This is your contribution, your "Bra-Burnings" version 2.0. Celebrate what the Holy Fathertopus has imbued upon your chest. Were they not meant for adoration and display, would he have not made them smaller, saggier, and somewhere else? No! Boobs are a goal for which we should open eleemosynary campaigns! Ecclesiastical sermons! May we carry the good book of boobs, so that our sons will learn to love with the reverence of their forefathers!
But, one suggestion, ladies, and I do pray in good faith you will not take me for an immoral man.
/puppy-dog eyes
Can we do it in the rain this year? And can we call it Boobphoon?
With Love,
Us
Posted by: D-Day at July 26, 2010 3:55 PM
p.s. I can die now, I just used eleemosynary in a sentence.
Posted by: D-Day at July 26, 2010 3:56 PM
Who is that second from the right? One one boob, it looks a lot like Joss Whedon. On the other boob, it could also be Louis CK.
Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 26, 2010 3:57 PM
At least those are nice boobies. I'm kind of in the "if you've got it, flaunt it" camp. Although Hammer/harem pants are never a good idea.
She was wearing pants?
Posted by: jon29 at July 26, 2010 3:57 PM
And once again we have Rowles forcing his anti-boob agenda on those who have no interest in hearing it. Hey buddy - if you want to continually slang your propaganda about in the hopes of converting good, honest, boob loving people - why don't you go and get your own damn website.
Posted by: admin at July 26, 2010 3:57 PM
@D-Day
You're a boobphoon.
Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 26, 2010 4:00 PM
Ya know. I actually *like* women (too) and a nice set is always lovely
to behold. That said though, please see if you can find the other 4" or
so of white fabric and fix that top. So much prettier, is what is often
glimpsed or simply guessed about. Wrong convention indeed.
@PaddyDog: Hee hee hee re the hotel sheets. Brilliant!
Posted by: Ms MoMo at July 26, 2010 4:01 PM
My only wish is that some old Hollywood tough guy like James Caan or somebody gets to defile those breasteses before one of these young pretty boys do.
Posted by: Pookie at July 26, 2010 4:02 PM
Hey, the Fug Girls don't call her Boobs McLegsley for nothing. The girl is gorgeous (I usually love her hair but it looks awful in that) and just...all legs and boobs and not afraid to show them. But good lord she looks like an Oompa Loompa with Britney Spears hair. Noooo, Boobs! Find a new stylist! I still like her , for some reason. No, it's not the boobs.
And like I responded earlier when someone posted the Avengers pic on facebook:
Well, helloooooooooooooooooooo Mr. Hemsworth. You're one giant of a man. How you doin'?
Tell me Thor gets shirtless at some point.
Posted by: figgy at July 26, 2010 4:02 PM
Looks to me like Thor's the biggest dude there, if I know who all those people are, which I almost certainly do not. So thumbs up on that.
Breaking news: Woman Shows Cleavage!
Posted by: Todd at July 26, 2010 4:04 PM
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! I'll sail with ye Cap'n Jack!
But not to far from shore or in rough weather I get motion sickness real easy.
Posted by: logan at July 26, 2010 4:07 PM
Breaking news: Woman Shows Cleavage!
And yet, somehow, it never gets old.
(I'm a girl, btw. And yet I acknowledge, accept and approve that it never gets old. Since the dawn of time, the cleavage has power. Although I wish the word décolletage got used more.)
Posted by: MM at July 26, 2010 4:10 PM
If I'd bought mine, and they turned out that good, I'd show them off too.
Posted by: Lauren at July 26, 2010 4:12 PM
It’s official, I won’t be going to see “The Avengers.” I just can’t take hearing Mark Ruffalo mumble his lines anymore. It was cute the first couple of times, but now it’s just fucking annoying. You’ll see.
Posted by: Pookie at July 26, 2010 4:14 PM
MM, you're my hero! Now ladies, you should all aspire to think like MM. She’s a visionary.
Posted by: Pookie at July 26, 2010 4:18 PM
Whenever I see Boobs Legsley, I instantly think of the Fug Girls. Really, their (self-admittedly) crass nickname of Boobs Legsly is so apt, because every time I see Ms. Legsley out and about she's always flaunting her boobs and legs. I mean, her sweater puppies are nice and all, but there comes a time to put them back IN the sweater.
Posted by: bonnie at July 26, 2010 4:20 PM
D-Day >> Bravo & hear, hear!
Mrs. Julien >> Touche & bravo.
Posted by: DarthCorleone at July 26, 2010 4:23 PM
I wonder if anyone bothered to tell Blake that she's NOT cast as Power Girl.
Posted by: Tracer Bullet at July 26, 2010 4:33 PM
Of all the things everyone has mentioned about that header pic, the thing that I immediately thought was "Holy hell, where are the girls' nipples? Did she have them removed?!?"
Thank you MM, I will be sharing my decolletage this evening, in honor of your vision.
Posted by: Patty O'Green at July 26, 2010 4:45 PM
How are we not seeing any nipple in that photo? As low cut as that top is, and as wide as the boobie window is, shouldn't there be a nip or two poking out?
Posted by: MelBivDevoe at July 26, 2010 4:52 PM
Mel, double sided tape meant for industrial applications and a prayer to the fashion gods.
Posted by: Melody at July 26, 2010 4:58 PM
Hahaha, Patty O'Green, jinx!
Seriously, Melody, that must be some wicked strong tape. Or she offered a human sacrifice to the fashion gods... maybe that explains the pants? A trade off?
Posted by: MelBivDevoe at July 26, 2010 5:04 PM
Y'all made me scrutinize the photo with your question about her missing nipples. Yeah, twist my arm to zoom in on Blake Lively's breasts...
Anyway, get a close look at the left breast. It appears to me that the cloth of her outfit is jutting slightly outward so as to indicate a nipple underneath.
Posted by: DarthCorleone at July 26, 2010 5:11 PM
Thank you MM, I will be sharing my decolletage this evening, in honor of your vision.
Sing it, sister.
Posted by: MM at July 26, 2010 5:13 PM
I have no problem with boobs but when a sharp breath might flash nipple all up in my eyes I tend to ask 'are you at least wearing your nipple shields!?'
Also, srsly those tits trampled all over my AMAZING visual of Renner and Downey snorting and humping their way around LA.
I mean come ON, you all know you'd like to see them half drunkenly make out a little.
Posted by: Nadine at July 26, 2010 6:27 PM
I mean come ON, you all know you'd like to see them half drunkenly make out a little.
Well, I hadn't thought of it until now, but HELL YEAH!
I'm gonna need a few minutes here.
Posted by: MelBivDevoe at July 26, 2010 6:33 PM
Take all the time you need.
....yeah
Posted by: Nadine at July 26, 2010 6:37 PM
Moody Boudy Time!
Posted by: Rykker at July 26, 2010 6:51 PM
Seriously, good for her. She's got amazing legs and nice boobs. I've never seen her show, but I saw her in the trailer for the new Ben Affleck movie. Between that and Green Lantern, she's developing a decent movie career, so good for her.
Posted by: Turtle at July 26, 2010 8:00 PM
There's something "down syndromish" about her face.
Posted by: C. C. Devine at July 26, 2010 8:59 PM
Man I really wanna bang Blake Lively now. She looks the fucking business. Blake if ur reading this, you are OFFICIALLY on my BANGABLE LIST.
You can thank me later.
Posted by: supafly at July 26, 2010 9:02 PM
I like that this post has something for everyone. I think the men look hot too!
haha. Although, Blake's boobs remind me of Barbie doll...I don't really care - I love seeing gorgeous boobs too. I care about timing and situation, generally, but at the Comic Con? Do those brethren dweebies a favor! Nothing will outdo those Oscars where Uma was pregnant and it was so boring they chose to aerial pan over them about a thousand times, however. Good times, they were.
Posted by: replica at July 26, 2010 9:36 PM
I have to go the Twilight Depot so I can pick up more Twilight. I have to go to bed now, or else I'll sleep through my Twi-smear tomorrow. For breakfast I will eat Twilight lox with extra sparkles which I will chase with a Twi-mosa. Or maybe I'll pick up some things from Twi Foods so I can show off my organic Twilight. After that, I will take a brunch-light walk on the Twilight and read up on some Twi-la Tharp projects. I have never understood the appeal of coffee, it has no Twilight in it. I have never tried chicory or battery acid, but if there is a way to put my Twilight in them, I'm in there. Have you heard about the push to rename a certain Son Of The Dragon as 'Twi Tepes'? I like it, it has a certain Twilight about it that goes well with my Twilight. Now everyone can visit Twi-llachia with a certain Twilight to it. I hope the change goes over as well as the change from Barthory to 'Twilight'. I like that better, it has a certain Twilight to it. I couldn't be more excited about the re-release of Twi Stoker's Twat-lula. That's the original Twilight and it gives a lot of background Twilight to the Twilight franchise. It's something to read during the commercial breaks when 'Twi You Being Served?' is on. I heard that Betty White is in a show that isn't called Twilight, but it is called Twi in Twi-land. Is it good? Does it have Twilight? Is it Twilight? Did anyone see the season premiere of Twi Men? I didn't get it, there was no Twilight in it. Everything was like, 'Twi on the rocks', but where was the Twi? Did that hooker slap Twi Draper because there wasn't any Twilight? Did she give the house-Twis in her town Twi tips? Did she eat a buttered Twilight? Was he wearing French Twis before he undressed? Are you my Twilight?
Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at July 26, 2010 10:23 PM
Who is that second from the right? One one boob, it looks a lot like Joss Whedon.
Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 26, 2010 3:57 PM
Oh, that's him, allright. That guy has a really high forehead. Like freakishly high. If a "normal" person's face is like a 2-storey building, then Joss is a skyscraper. Good boob writer and director, though.
Posted by: Uriah Creep at July 26, 2010 10:38 PM
And just like Michael Bay makes up for his tiny penis by casting hot chicks and explosions, Joss Whedon makes up for his troll-like looks by casting really hot chicks and "witty" banter.
Posted by: figgy at July 27, 2010 12:41 AM
Hey! President Obama will become the first sitting president to ever appear on a daytime talk show, as he’s scheduled to appear on “The View,” on Thursday.
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That must be an attempt to fair-and-balance-out all the far-right Sarah Paliny chicks on the show. I'm so sick of all that conservative crap "The View" foists upon viewers. Every day, it's "cut taxes!" and "reduce the size of government!" and "They'll take my gun when they pry it from my cold dead fingers!" Fucking right-wing nutjobs.
Posted by: , at July 27, 2010 1:04 AM
I'm not tiny! I'm. um, compact. But, like a Transformer, I can change at almost any provocation (and, as a bonus, I'm not even racist!). Anyway, I hope Master auditions Boobs Legsley up there soon. Then I'll show my true power.
Posted by: Michael Bay's penis at July 27, 2010 1:10 AM
Ugh.I hate the way fake tits look!
RIP Blake Lively's Beautiful Naturals.
Posted by: Lola at July 27, 2010 2:47 AM
haha, MM!
decolletage was the first word I thought of when I saw that pic.
well maybe the fourth word. definitely top ten.
Posted by: VinKong at July 27, 2010 7:31 AM
Thanks Uriah!
Posted by: Mrs. Julien at July 27, 2010 9:04 AM
At least with the top she's wearing, she should be hauling beer to long tables, three steins in each hand. Ein prosit!
Posted by: , at July 27, 2010 10:49 AM
My usual complaint - not enough dong shown on this site. Her boobs are pretty and all, but zzzzzz
Posted by: jzhz at July 27, 2010 12:55 PM
yeah, but did you see the rest of what she was wearing?
(Also, methinks RyRey agrees with you.)