Dear Generation X: Nothing Will Make You Feel Older Than This Photo
Uh, Happy FIFTIETH Birthday, Adam Duritz. You’re now apparently entitled to senior discounts and special AAA rates through AARP. Congratulations. You’re officially one year younger than Wilford Brimley when he starred in Cocoon.
The man is going to rock those dreads to his grave, and he’s probably going to go through a few more ridiculously hot women before he gets there.
Pajiba Love Express
Rachel McAdams and Taylor Kitsch are still a thing. (Lainey)
This isn't exactly surprising, but Sir Mix-a-Lot doesn't have a problem with Blake Lively's "Oakland booty." (Celebitchy)
Helen Mirren was a lacy, twirly dream at Cannes. (Go Fug Yourself))
Great news, everyone! Kanye is going to end bullying. With shoes. (DListed)
Johnny Depp's haircut isn't doing him any favors. (LG)
Here's exactly how to raise the stakes on The Walking Dead. (Uproxx)