Dear Generation X: Nothing Will Make You Feel Older Than This Photo
Uh, Happy FIFTIETH Birthday, Adam Duritz. You’re now apparently entitled to senior discounts and special AAA rates through AARP. Congratulations. You’re officially one year younger than Wilford Brimley when he starred in Cocoon.
The man is going to rock those dreads to his grave, and he’s probably going to go through a few more ridiculously hot women before he gets there.