Pajiba

There IS such a thing as too much of a good thing.

There IS such a thing as too much of a good thing.

This though isn't that kind of thing.

The difference is these actually look real. CH's chesticles have a tendency to look like giant implants.

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psst Gemma, your areola's are nearly showing. Never a good look, honey.

They are quite a pair all right! Look, I'm sorry but it was the first thing that came to mind.

Wait....Gemma Arterton is playing the MOTHER role?

these boobs aren't even that big.

"Remember when Pajiba was about something other than who has the biggest tits?"
- Posted by: DarthBrookes

I drink to forget.

There appears to be a lot of push up pads under these boobs. The boobs are very nice, and I certainly would take them if I could get them (given I only have 1 1/2 boobs at the moment).

Although, I find it interesting that her cleavage still has a gap in it. Call me oldschool, but I like cleavage to actually be cleavage, a slit if you will, between lucious mounds of gently rounded flesh. Still, hers is better than those fake boobies with cleavage you can drive a truck through.

Wait....Gemma Arterton is playing the MOTHER role?

Yeah but since they're vampires, her and Saoirse Ronan's characters pretend to be siblings (from what I've heard).

Oy. She's either really put on the pounds for this role, or that's just some seriously unflattering photography. An empire-style gown should look really elegant on her.

I quite like her, she seems more intelligent and sincere than most of her peers. Ludicrously, there have been snide comments about her weight in the British redtops, even though she's only a 5'7 size 8-10 (US 4-6). But she doesn't lie down and take it, she constantly bites back in an admirably conscientious manner. E.G.:

“It is ridiculous. I went to a designer the other day — who will remain nameless — and he said to me: “I’m amazed that you’re fitting into these sample sizes. I said, “I’m a size eight to ten! I should be amazed that the largest you’re making these is a size six. . . The only way that I could ever be a size six is if I didn’t eat. I’m not naturally meant to be that size, and I just feel like there’s a responsibility to people who aren’t that size to make that known. All I can do, I think, is try to look good. I have things made for me so they fit.”

No. Not even close. If someone's gonna throw down the gauntlet, they'd do well to make sure they're not a saggy old man challenging a gorilla to an arm wrestling match.