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All that I want to know, who is going to write it?

That picture is HAWT!

Dustin, I will kick your ass if it ever came down between you and me and our undying luv for RyRey. Plus I'm pretty sure he's into girls and I've at least got that advantage. But for serious, I would kick your ass.

Tammy, it's the backlighting. genious. and delicious.

A cross-eyed mutant? Maybe that's why the original character wears a mask.

So the next entry in this can't-stop-beating-the-dead-and-now-rotting-horse franchise is going to be like "Blade: Trinity"? Oh, good. At least they have stopped setting their sights on emulating decent comic book movies.

Has Reynolds done one good movie that wasn't a comedy? "Smoking Aces" SUCKED. "Amityville Horror" SUCKED. "Blade:Trinity" SUCKED OUT LOUD. "Deadpool" WILL SUCK.

Move along.

Want to know another reason why it's a great Wednesday?

Tom McCarthy has signed on to direct HBO's adaptation of Game of Thrones, and Peter Dinklage is confirmed as Tyrion!

Holy fucking shit I am so god damned happy!

SWEET.

No, Tammy, it isn't. They *do* look tasty. And I'm not into RR (even with such pretty biceps, he doesn't really do anything for me).

I *want* to be excited about this. I like X-Men movies. even the third one justifies its existence, as far as I'm concerned, because Hugh Jackman's chest is full of magic. I also have a high tolerance for bad movies, especially if they involve hot guys. But, Deadpool was one of many things in Wolverine that left me meh. Wade's scenese were fine, and I could see him being awesome (never read the comic), but he was just sort of ok in the movie. Not having a preexisting interest in the character or the actor...

Oh, who am I kidding - I'll probably still go to see it. If the trailer looks cool and they throw some other hot guys in there, it'll be just the sort of brain-rot I like during the summer months.

*sigh*

I hate being part of the problem.

They should have just made it a fucking TV series. And be done with it.

...Have they made a TV series with super heroes yet?

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*stands well back*

Have they made a TV series with super heroes yet?

A good number, actually, both live action and animated.

Actually there's been superhero TV shows for over fifty years.

I hate to say this, but I have the capability to be shallow enough to go see this movie just because of Ryan Reynolds. So sue me :)

Will this perpetual spin-off machine use the Deadpool movie to give us a Bob, Agent of Hydra movie as well?

So...how do they re-attach his head? Do we assume that his amazing healing powers allowed it to re-attach when it was close enough to his body? Or are they just going to retcon that and focus on what happens to him prior to getting his head shaved and mouth stitched up?

I have a very simple system for hating cheeseball action/superhero/summer blockbusters. Here it is:

# of Explosions (These must be good ones.)
# or % of abs (man abs)
Subtract points for appearances by any of the following: Dane Cook, Nicholas Cage, or any former Disney Channel Star.
Extra points for production by Michael Bay because he makes things AWESOME.
Plot development - This can go one of two ways. If I am entertained enough to not care about a plot hole the size of Texas, Bonus points. If I am bored and the plot is ludicrous, subtract points.
Subtract points for unnecessary remakes.
Points for car chases that are generally unnecessary but still excellent entertainment.
Subtract points if George Lucas has been meddling in the plot.
Subtract points if Brett Ratner is involved. (I will never forget X3.)

Add all these up to get the score of any summer blockbuster. This scoring list only applies to summer movies because you only want to be entertained while enjoying air conditioning during the summer. Save that heavy, intelligent drama for fall.

Based on this scale, Deadpool may be alright.

Actually, Annie_Reckson, Deadpool has a long history in the comics about having parts of him cut off and reattached. It's like a running joke. He's got a healing factor that's pretty incredible, better than Wolverine or Sabertooth. He's been sliced into all sorts of different bits, and has even survived decapitation.

I sincerely hope that they never, ever stop making X-Men movies. Hot men with superpowers? Keep 'em coming.

I don't know of any other website about any given subject that I feel nearly as naturally a part of based solely on how gay we all are (or straight) for this man Ryan Reynolds.

I'm kind of hyperventilating a little bit. I loved Blade: Trinity solely because of Mr. Reynolds. Same with Waiting. I'm also a huge X-Men nerd so this is double the pleasure, double the fun for me.

Woohoo! I'm excited for this. Just like I was excited for the third X-Men movie. And the Wolverine movie. Because I NEVER LEARN.

I'd go see this movie even if they just shot B-roll of his abs for two hours.

I would spoon with that footage.