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By Dustin Rowles | Industry | September 26, 2008 |


Here’s a hint that you’re movie is gonna suck. As soon as the trailer says, “Every generation has its story,” you know to run like hell because if it’s a story for this generation, then you know it’s not something you want to see. Go away. We don’t want your story.

This movie has double the opportunity to suck because it’s a 50/50 Gen torture-porn indie. And when I say, “torture porn,” I mean that in the most literal way possible. The logline:

Deadgirl is about two high school kids who find a dead girl in an abandoned insane asylum strapped to a table. They realize that while she seemed dead at first, she is actually not dead, so they decide to use her for sex.

Answer me this, folks? Is there any goddamn redeeming reason to make a movie like this? Sex with a dead girl? Who isn’t dead? Brilliant fucking idea, douche. nozzle. Remember the more innocent times of Captivity?

Here’s the trailer. It’s got a naughty bit in it.

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Who Says Torture Porn is Dead?

We Do, Motherfuckers / Dustin Rowles

Industry | September 26, 2008 | Comments ()



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