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Think OLD BOY Meets TOMMY BOY Meets A SOILED DIAPER


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Trade News | November 19, 2009 | Comments (8)


David Dobkin is proof that you can ride the coattails of one awesome Vince Vaughn performance for a decade (OK, two, if you count the slightly underappreciated Clay Pigeons). Dobkin (Fred Claus) has been cashing in on his Wedding Crashers success for four years, and has had no qualms about using his association with Crashers to sell out. And sell out hard — dude is backseat hate-fucking bags of cash while wearing a hair shirt and weeping into $100 bills. We’ve already reported that Dobkin is set to direct the resurrection of the National Lampoon Vacation franchise, which will focus on a new generation of Griswalds (God help us if Vince Vaughn gets the Rusty Griswald role) and piss off an older generation of audiences who don’t want such a movie.

Now, we’ve learned that Dobkin is taking on the hilariously titled Frat Boy, a film that’s sure to inspire a new generation of homoerotic popped-collar dick mittens to learn the Greek alphabet in furtherance of drunk-dick intercourse with unwilling accomplices. Can’t wait!

So what’s the pitch? A little baby is left in front of an Alpha Kappa Grabass and “ends up being raised by frat boys until he grows up. Think OLD SCHOOL meets TOMMY BOY.” And then think about playing a little Russian roulette with your epiglottis.

The film comes from Warner Brothers in association with Dobkin’s Big Kid Pictures. The first draft of the script was written by Scott Rothman, but apparently there weren’t enough talking animals and frat-boy cliches, so it’s currently in rewrite: Andrew Mogel and Jarrad Paul are handling the polishing duties. They’re the drunk-brained geniuses behind Yes Man and the upcoming Hot Tub Time Machine. Apparently, according to iMDB, they’re also attached as writers for He’s Just Not That Into You … Either, a sequel to the romantic comedy about characters that “continue to realize that people are just not that into them.”

I suspect the same could be said for Dobkin’s films.

(Hat Tip: The Hollywood Cog)



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Comments

You really need to rethink your relationship with the Hollywood Cog if this is the best we can expect.

I'll be in my drunk.

Posted by: , (just , cause I'm tired of typing that other shit) at November 19, 2009 12:01 PM

FUCK YEAH!!!

Bro, put bowl down, I'm talkin' over here.

Dude, they totally need to put Ferrell's fucking ass in that movie, yo. He rocked my shit in Old School and can you imagine him being raised by frat guys?! They could put his head on a little kid's body like that pimpin'-ass flick. What was that shit called? Yeah, "Little Man!" Holy shit those Wayans guys are fuckin' down, yo! Anysnizzle, that kid could be the fratscot and---uh, duh, it's a fuckin' "frat mascot" ya dumb fag---and fetch them beers and help them pick up chicks and shit! Wait wait wait!!! I got it!!! Holy shitballs you gotta get Tucker. Mutherfuckin'. Max. BOOM!!! Dude, my frat would pratically masturbate to that shit!
*High fives 47 guys with popped collars and plucked eyebrows*
Hey pledge! Hold my dick while I piss. Get the fuck over here or you can't be our bro, bro!
Fuckin' pledges, right? Buncha fags anyway.

Posted by: All guys named Chet at November 19, 2009 12:12 PM

Any takers on a bet that Dane Cook will be involved?

Posted by: popejenn at November 19, 2009 12:30 PM

I'll take the over on that, popejenn. Or is it the under I want? I don't know, I mostly just agree with you.

Posted by: lizzieborden at November 19, 2009 1:01 PM

OK. "Dick Mitten" was used for the first time by a commenter late last week...since then I have seen it used in a trade item at LEAST 3 times.

STOP IT.

Shiny new words have a low tinsel strength and overuse makes it seem like you're TRYING to sound cool/scathing/bitchy.

Posted by: PissBoy at November 19, 2009 1:58 PM

SOME people don't get to see everything you feisty firsty, Pissboy!

I approve of trying on a dick mitten for size a few times, to see if it sticks.

Posted by: replica at November 19, 2009 3:39 PM

Popejenn is spot on. This has Dane "whoa bro" Cook written all. Fucking. Over. It. Chet, I'm loving what your workin' with "bro". All 10 million of you, working with exactly the same thing. At least these cumstains that are making these movies know their target (douche) audience.

Posted by: John Denver's Wingman at November 19, 2009 4:19 PM

There'd better be a wacky fat dude who likes to party. That's all I'm sayin'.

Posted by: Daniel Hall at November 19, 2009 9:27 PM





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