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"Hollywood didn't kill Marilyn Monroe, it's the Marilyn Monroes who are killing Hollywood."

By Seth Freilich | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (34)



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Not that I’ve been on top of the TV news reporting as much as I would like to be in the best of circumstances, but I’ve been completely on the QT thanks the drunken debauchery that was South by Southwest. So let’s play some catch-up.

Looks like Henry Rollins is set to do a six episode stint on the second season of “Sons of Anarchy.” Seems like a pretty good fit, although we don’t know anything about Rollins’ role at this point aside from the fact that he’ll be a new antagonist to the SAMCRO biker gang. While the first season of “Sons” started off a little slow, it managed to develop into a bit of must-watch TV for me, so I can’t wait for the second season, which should air sometime this fall. And if the show’s looking for any additional cast members in addition to Mr. Rollins, I know some newly-tatt’ed Pajibans who could flash some ink for ya.

Meanwhile, it looks like crazy-ass crazy man and former funny guy Chevy Chase (god damnit, when am I going to write-up the Underappreciated Gems review of Spies Like Us?) is hoping to get back on TV courtesy of a new NBC sitcom. “Community” stars the very funny Joel McHale (host of “The Soup”) as a lawyer who has to go back to school when he finds out his degree isn’t entirely legit. Chase, apparently, will play a fellow student, and while the role isn’t permanent yet, it sounds like the network is leaning that way. Can Chevy Chase bring the funny anymore? I say yes. I believe Chevy Chase can bring the funny and he will come roaring back to his “SNL” and early-80’s popularity. Of course, I’m only saying that because crazy scares me, and I’m a-feared that Chase might actually show up on my doorstep to berate me if I said what I really thought (hint: it rhymes with “Bevy Base is a bunny as a two-doller brack bore who can’t afford her BAIDS bedication”).

Anyone still watching “Dollhouse?” It still sucks ass, right? Yup. Well this week is the sixth episode and, for those paying close attention, this and the next episode are, according to Joss Whedon, the ones where things really start to click. He recently told TV Guide that they “represent a much stronger vision of what I consider the show to be” and that they’re “pretty intense.” Ok, Joss. I’ll give you two more hours to prove yourself. But if the magic doesn’t happen in these next two episodes, consider me done.

You know what else is on this Friday? Mother fucking series finale of “Battlestar Galactica.” Bring it. I suspect that that by 8 p.m., I’ll be a very sad little boy. “Seth,” you’re asking, “doesn’t the show end at 11 p.m.” Correct, but I’m in LA and will be watching SciFi’s East Coast feed, so I get the show early, my time.

See how that sentence made sense. What if, instead, it read: …watching SyFy’s East Coast Feed…. You’d think I was still drunk or hungover form Austin, right? Well, you’d be correct. But as of mid-July, that’s going to be the network’s new moniker because SciFi has decided to challenge the title to the dumbest network name change (when Court TV became TruTV). The network’s press release claims that changing to this phonetically identical name “broadens perceptions and embraces a wider and more diverse range of imagination-based entertainment including fantasy, paranormal, reality, mystery, action and adventure, as well as science fiction.” Um, no it doesn’t. It just looks stupid. Although it is worth more on the Scrabble board, so you’ve got that going for you.

Finally, the best TV news of the last week is that David Chase (creator of “The Sopranos”) is returning to HBO to develop “A Ribbon of Dreams,” a miniseries “about the invention of cinema and subsequent grown of the Hollywood film industry.” Chase is going to write and exec-produce the miniseries, which will be set, at least initially, in 1913:

The miniseries will follow the two main characters as they begin as employees of D.W. Griffith, and then cross career paths with John Ford, John Wayne, Raoul Walsh, Bette Davis, Billy Wilder and others who gave shape to Hollywood as it grew from the age of rough-hewn silent Westerns, to the golden era of talkies and the studio system, to the auteur movement, to television, and finally to the present day. A RIBBON OF DREAMS takes its name from Orson Welles’ description, “A film is a ribbon of dreams.”

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Comments

god damnit, when am I going to write-up the Underappreciated Gems review of Spies Like Us?

Yeah, when are you? Not to mention "underappreciated theme songs" plus my introdution to "Soul Finger".

Posted by: Jay at March 18, 2009 9:48 AM

The press release was even better than that:

"“The name Sci Fi has been associated with geeks and dysfunctional, antisocial boys in their basements with video games and stuff like that, as opposed to the general public and the female audience in particular,”

All this when they're posting their best year in history. *thumbs up*

Also the quote about good sci-fi movies not really being sci-fi anymore, because now they're 'good movies' that normal people watch, or something.

I'm definitely ripping into this guy more than he deserves, and taking his comments at their absolute worst... but I just don't care.

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Posted by: sugar at March 18, 2009 10:02 AM

more than he deserves

Noooo, I don't think so. That's some lame, self-loathing bullshit right there.

Posted by: Jay at March 18, 2009 10:04 AM

But then anyone worth their salt isn't watching Doctor Who on Sci-Fi, and I've lost touch with BSG, so they can call them themselves Syberwyd if they want, I'm still not gonna watch.

Posted by: Jay at March 18, 2009 10:15 AM

The name Sci Fi has been associated with geeks and dysfunctional, antisocial boys in their basements with video games and stuff like that...

Are their press releases written by twelve-year old girls?

Posted by: Jeremy Feist at March 18, 2009 10:16 AM

Aside from the crazy explanation for the name change for the Sci Fi channel, is the hilarious fact that folks are still going to think Sci Fi when they hear Sy Fy. So, it's not really achieving their goal. Unless their goal is to be mercilessly ridiculed and to have their lunch money stolen.

Besides, Sy Fy makes no fucking sense! It's much worst than TruTV. Much, much worse.

Aren't these geeks supposed to be smart or something?

Posted by: tamatha at March 18, 2009 10:19 AM

That's like Bill Gates changing the name of Microsoft to "Xtreemsoft!", then he can come out and say something like "Well, Microsoft has long been associated with the very people that made me the richest man in the world, but we all hate it and hate ourselves, so let's get XTREEEEEEM."

Posted by: Snath at March 18, 2009 10:20 AM

Aren't these geeks supposed to be smart or something?

Unfortunately we're probably dealing with dorks here.

Posted by: Jay at March 18, 2009 10:23 AM

I had a legit comment to write, but I forgot it all after seeing that ad for whitening your demon fangs. SCARY TEETH GET AWAY FROM ME!

Posted by: Lindsay at March 18, 2009 10:23 AM

They're getting the highest ratings from a Wrestling Show.
For some reason, a name that sounds like an affectionate term for a genital disease seems apt.

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at March 18, 2009 10:26 AM

What the hell! Does anyone else see that teeth add? They're HUGE. "See How A Mom (The Mother Alien from Aliens) cured her yellow teeth! And the Yellow Teeth of the Tiny Mouth Inside Her Mouth!"

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at March 18, 2009 10:28 AM

For some reason, a name that sounds like an affectionate term for a genital disease seems apt.

No no, you're thinking about VDTV. Think of it as VH2.

Posted by: branded at March 18, 2009 10:30 AM

Unfortunately we're probably dealing with dorks here.

Actually, I was thinking that the poor geeks probably got bamboozled by some marketing people.

Never trust anyone from marketing. With their shiny hair, too-white teeth, smarmy grins, and pressed clothes, you know that they are up to no good. No good at all.

Posted by: tamatha at March 18, 2009 10:33 AM

No, no, you're not hallucinating Lindsay and Mr. Rhyme, I too see the inspiring story of a woman who learned how to combine toothpaste and flouride rinse whilst forgetting how to maintain aspect ratios.

AMAZING! TELL ME MORE, BRENDA!!!

Posted by: Jay at March 18, 2009 10:34 AM

The reason for the Sci-Fi name change is much shallower than synergy or rebranding. NBC can't trademark the name because it describes a vague genre (or so they say).

I actually wish that more networks were so aptly descriptive, just because then we'd have "Food Shows Set to Music from the Porn Industry," "We're Counting On You Being Drunk Enough to Buy Shit Shopping Network," and "You're Just Really Waiting for Anderson Cooper 360, Aren't You News Network."

Posted by: branded at March 18, 2009 10:39 AM

I kind of wish I could see these teeth ads. I need a good wake-up jolt today. Brain fried, mushy mushy.

Posted by: Snath at March 18, 2009 10:56 AM

Those are some big ass teeth. Maybe if Brenda wasn't eating up all the oats, yellow teeth would be the least of her problems.

Posted by: jM at March 18, 2009 11:01 AM

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Posted by: Jay at March 18, 2009 11:02 AM

I gotta chime in a "me too" on those teeth. My first thought was "Damn Brenda, the color is by far not the most disturbing thing about those teeth"

Posted by: Drake at March 18, 2009 11:19 AM

I love the SciFi channel, and will therefore forgive the name change. There is no greater glory than spending a late Saturday morning watching Frankenfish or Bitten (starring Jason Mewes and a vampire threesome) with your roommate and openly cheering for the monsters to win.

Posted by: Julie at March 18, 2009 11:29 AM

Chevy Chase cannot and will not bring the funny. He only ever brought the funny in the same way waiters bring the food. It had nothing to do with him, he was just the transporter.

LOLI'MLUCASANDYOU'RENOTLOL

Posted by: Lucas at March 18, 2009 11:32 AM

Although it is worth more on the Scrabble board, so you’ve got that going for you.

False. Both names are worth zero on the Scrabble board, since neither are acceptable Scrabble words. Boom, Scrabbled!

Posted by: SaBrina at March 18, 2009 11:33 AM

For some reason, a name that sounds like an affectionate term for a genital disease seems apt.

Hee, Optimus, I'm so going to call it the Syphy channel now.

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Posted by: Adam at March 18, 2009 11:38 AM

I don't use an ad blocker, as far as I knOH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE???

Posted by: Snath at March 18, 2009 11:59 AM

Y'all do know that this week's Dollhouse features none other than PATTON OSWALT as a guest star...

...Oh, you didn't? Well, now you do.

Posted by: Jerce at March 18, 2009 1:40 PM

There is a very fine line between dork and geek.

Posted by: Cindy at March 18, 2009 3:00 PM

I am living proof that you can have Syphy and still lead a functional, normal sex life! Thank you, Syphygone! You changed my life.

*Warning: Syphygone might induce bouts of nausea, seasickness, hot dog fingers, despair at stupid names, crying jags, and should not be taken by women who smoke, are pregnant, or have more than half a brain.

Posted by: figgy at March 18, 2009 3:01 PM

Mr. Freilich, you just leave Chevy Chase to me. If I could kill his late night show as a kid, I can sink his career once and for all as an adult. I just need the right tools, and the right people backing me up.

Posted by: Mike R. at March 18, 2009 3:25 PM

There is a very fine line between dork and geek.

That is true. But there's still a line. You can feel it very strongly in comic shops that also sell roleplaying games and supplies (or even provide table space) or sell non-dubbed, or even bootlegged anime. Also whilst standing in line for an autograph at a convention. In those places, for instances, you can encounter people who simultaneously make you feel embarrassed for being present and better that you are not this person. These are dorks. Dorks exists everywhere, but I've illustrated situations where they're more likely to be really dorking out.

I've said it before though: they know how to couple up.

Posted by: Jay at March 18, 2009 4:20 PM

The dorks, the geeks or both?

I do agree there is a line, but I also think sometimes that line can be crossed.

Posted by: Cindy at March 18, 2009 8:54 PM

Except for the occasional broadcast of a decent movie not made for Sci Fi and, I guess, Battlestar Galactica (which I haven't seen, yeah, fine, feel free to berate me), Sci Fi network sucks. Sucks big, sweaty balls. That's why I, a female, don't watch it. Because most of its programming is shit.

And I still like "Dollhouse." Deal with it and stop whining. Damn.

Posted by: Slash at March 18, 2009 10:13 PM

The dorks, Cindy. Whale shirts find each other. It's kinda beautiful, really.

Posted by: Jay at March 18, 2009 10:46 PM


















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