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RIP David Carradine 1936 - 2009 / Dustin Rowles

Trade News | June 4, 2009 | Comments (59)


Sad news to report this morning: David Carradine, best known for his 1970s television show “Kung Fu” and, more recently, his role in Quentin Tarantino’s Kill Bill movies, was found dead this morning in a hotel in Bangkok, Thailand, of an apparent suicide. He allegedly hanged himself with a cord used for curtains. Carradine was in Bangkok filming a movie.

Carradine’s career spanned 45 years, starting in 1964 in a movie called Taggert. Career highlights also include roles in Death Race 2000, North and South (for which he was nominated for a Golden Globe), Deathsport and Crank: High Voltage. He even appeared in a Jonas Brothers’ music video recently, as a kung-fu master. He also currently has six movies in post-production, due for release this year.

Carradine was 72 years old.


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Comments

Wow. That is too too sad.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at June 4, 2009 10:43 AM

RIP Mr. Carradine. You will be missed.

Posted by: androstarr at June 4, 2009 10:46 AM

Okay, today sucks. Hard.

Posted by: Jeremy Feist at June 4, 2009 10:54 AM

The legend continues. RIP, Mr. Carradine.

Posted by: TK at June 4, 2009 10:54 AM

Goddamnit, that really blows. May he rest in peace.

Posted by: Doctor Controversy at June 4, 2009 10:56 AM

Career highlight: appearing on Lizzie Mcguire.

You will be missed.

Posted by: returnofthesmith at June 4, 2009 10:58 AM

You never expect to hear this kind of news. RIP Carradine.

Posted by: Four Eyes at June 4, 2009 11:00 AM

R.I.P Kwai Chang Caine.

Posted by: Guess Who! at June 4, 2009 11:00 AM

Wait a minute, he committed suicide??? That just seems WRONG for that dude. I can see some people doing it, but David Carradine should have been able to at least get in a round house kick on the reaper before he was taken down. That is just sad.

Rest in peace, grasshopper.

Posted by: TylerDFC at June 4, 2009 11:02 AM

Rest in peace, Grasshopper. You will be missed.

Posted by: Jadine at June 4, 2009 11:03 AM

the Bride wins....

Posted by: dammitjanet at June 4, 2009 11:05 AM

Wow. That is really fucking sad. I expected to read this obit and see that he died of old age or something related to that. Not suicide. What a crying shame. I really do feel like crying.

Posted by: stardust savant at June 4, 2009 11:07 AM

I honestly think the only thing I've ever seen him in is Kill Bill, but he'll be missed anyway. His influence can be felt a lot of places.

Posted by: Snath at June 4, 2009 11:07 AM

Now who is going to teach me my Kung-fu moves?

RIP Grasshopper.

Posted by: admin at June 4, 2009 11:09 AM

A sad, sad day.

Young Caine: Master, what is the best way to meet the loss of one we love?
Master Kan: By knowing that when we truly love, it is never lost... It is only after death that the depth of the bond is truly felt, and our loved one becomes more a part of us than was possible in life.
Young Caine: Are we only able to feel this toward those whom we have known and loved a long time?
Master Kan: Sometimes a stranger, known to us for moments, can spark our souls to kinship for eternity.
Young Caine: How can strangers take on such importance to our souls?
Master Kan: Because our soul does not keep time. It merely records growth.

Posted by: branded at June 4, 2009 11:12 AM

Local media in Thailand initially reported Carradine had committed suicide by hanging himself in his hotel suite, but the star's agent has told a U.S. TV channel he believes the actor died of natural causes.

This is according to the WENN news feed on IMDb. I hope it was natural causes and not suicide. That would make me extra sad.

Posted by: Anna von Beaverplatz at June 4, 2009 11:13 AM

Well that's awful.

Goodbye, Mr.Carradine.

Posted by: Genny (also Rusty) at June 4, 2009 11:16 AM

BBC previously reported but then revoked that the cord was around his nuts as well. Looks like to me that it was accidental death of autoerotic asphyxiation. He was probably high and with a hooker, after all it is him.

Posted by: FantasySage at June 4, 2009 11:16 AM

I think there is more to the cause of death then is being reported. My sources say it was an "accident" and he was found with a rope around his neck and genitals.

I'll let you guys connect the dots...

A Kick-ass dude however he went out, and to go out engaging in weird sex stuff in Thailand at his age is kind of awesome in a way.

Posted by: Yossarian at June 4, 2009 11:20 AM

FantasySage: I do hope that is the cause. I envisoned either opium fueled orgy or squad of ninjas as the cause of death when I first saw the headline.

Posted by: TylerDFC at June 4, 2009 11:24 AM

That's a weird mix-up, but what else would you expect from a news source in Thailand? That's where crazy people visit to get nuts.
A unique voice has left the stage.

Posted by: Kballs at June 4, 2009 11:24 AM

Crap. The dude was 72, why check out himself now? My 79 year old father in law recently did the same thing after he was diagnosed with cancer and decided fuckit, he would go on his own terms. Noble in one sense, but the mess he left for his wife and daughter to find is another matter altogether.

Sick as it sounds, part of me kinda hopes it was something similar. I'd hate to think Carradine didn't value the life he had or the life he had left to lead, for any reason other than unavoidable future suffering (and even then I have my questions). How else could someone lose hope so close to their natural end?

RIP Bill.

Posted by: RandyPanTheGoatboy at June 4, 2009 11:25 AM

He was in a Jonas Brothers video? So he's officially the best thing to appear in any of their videos, ever.

R.I.P. Snake Charmer

Posted by: Melissa at June 4, 2009 11:32 AM

Tyler, an opium fueled orgy and a squad of ninjas are not mutually exclusive. It is sad news-although the Jonas Brothers? I didn't need to know that.

Posted by: Mrcreosote at June 4, 2009 11:39 AM

He has 6 movies due out postmortem? If that's not the most, then that's got to be at least close to the record for most movies released after death.

Posted by: alphawhiskey at June 4, 2009 11:58 AM

72 is not that old at all, the guy still had the energy to make movies, no one knows why he took his own life. I know one thing, when it’s time for me to go the only decision I’m going to have to make is if I want to die with my dick in a woman’s mouth or in her ass, thank you.

Posted by: Guess Who! at June 4, 2009 12:07 PM

I had the honourof working with Mr Carracine years ago on an episode of The Ray Bradbury Chronicles. Really nice guy. Rather mischievous.

It is sad that he's passed. I inititally read it was natural causes, It's doubly sad if it was a suicide. (I agree with you RandyPanTheGoatboy. It seems easy, but only for the doer. My sympathies for your family.)


Posted by: Odnon at June 4, 2009 12:09 PM

I guess if an external object wrapped around the neck has a "natural cause" of blocking the flow of oxygen to the lungs and blood to the brain. so, yeah, I can see that argument...

Posted by: gunnertec at June 4, 2009 12:09 PM

Carradine not Carracine
Damn tears in my eyes making me misspell things.

Posted by: Odnon at June 4, 2009 12:11 PM

That really sucks. RIP Mr. Carradine.

I still maintain that anyone born into the Carradine family is issued an extra dose of awesome at birth.

Posted by: lizzieborden at June 4, 2009 12:14 PM

BILL KILLED BILL!?!?!? wtf. RIP Mr. Carradine.

Posted by: ueberbill at June 4, 2009 12:23 PM

Lizzie I would agree with you that Carradines are awesome and cool, but Martha Plimpton blew that rule.

I suppose I don't care how he died, just that his voice is still around on film. I love the Kill Bill Vol 2 campfire scenes. I'd like to think he carried a flute everywhere.

Posted by: amanda47 at June 4, 2009 12:23 PM

So sad. I do hope it was an interesting death (as opposed to a lack-of-joy-death), at the very least. He deserved no less than a storied exit after such an interesting life and legacy.

RIP sir.

Posted by: replica at June 4, 2009 12:50 PM

The true story of his death:

Actor and martial arts master David Carradine, 72, was found dead today in his hotel room in Bangkok, Thailand. According to sources the hotel room was “littered with the bodies of black clad warriors, suggesting Mr. Carradine had been the victim of a ninja attack”. Ninja attacks are not an uncommon problem in Thailand, but the sheer number of dead ninja were said to be “staggering”. Chief Inspector Phuk Pan had this to say, “It was as if the ninja were taken to a great height, and dropped. Limbs were broken and bodies were twisted with great violence. It made me vomit to see the mess.”

Mr. Carradine was found at the foot of a canopy bed sitting in the lotus position favored by Buddhist Shaolin monks when police were finally able to break down the door being blocked by piles of dead ninja. An unearthly glow was said to bathe his body in warm light, illuminating his faint and knowing smile. Upon closer inspection he was found not to be breathing and a small shard of metal was found inbedded in the palm of his right hand. While cause of death will not be known for several days it is believed that the metal shard was actually the broken tip of a poison tipped spear, likely coated in tetrateratoxin, a paralyzing agent and favorite of local crime syndicates, specifically that of The Black Foot.

In his left hand he clutched the famed Amulet of Ravahasu, an ancient artifact said to grant the possessor the power to raise, and command, an army of the dead. Among his personal items was the contact information for Dr. Stephen Wallace, a British nationalist living in Bangkok, and reputed expert on the Amulet of Ravahasu. It is surmised that the victim was ambushed before he was able to make contact with Dr. Wallace.

Investigation is on going.

Posted by: TylerDFC at June 4, 2009 12:51 PM

TylerDFC>> Wow. That's outstanding.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at June 4, 2009 12:56 PM

In all seriousness - whatever the circumstances - I'm very sad to see him go.

Over the last several years it seems there have been lots of people going that were born in 1936. It always frightens me, as that's my dad's birth year.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at June 4, 2009 12:58 PM

TylerDFC, I’m somewhat suspicious of your post, but I can’t quite figure out why.

Posted by: Guess Who! at June 4, 2009 1:02 PM

Wow, that is so unexpected and so sad.

Posted by: citizen_cris at June 4, 2009 1:39 PM

What a gigantic bummer. I grew up watching Kung Fu. This really saddens me.

Posted by: Chris R at June 4, 2009 1:59 PM

Wow. I am very surprised by this. I didn't want him to go, but I guess he didn't want to be here anymore.

I hope his family is ok.

Posted by: C Ronk at June 4, 2009 2:00 PM

TylerDFC...that's the most fitting obituary I can think of.

RIP Bill.

Posted by: figgy at June 4, 2009 2:15 PM

TylerDFC, that is precisely the way that I will choose to remember the passing of Carradine. An excellent way to honor his memory, sir.

Posted by: Leigh at June 4, 2009 2:20 PM

I blame that fucking Jonas Brothers video.

RIP old chap. Sleep tight.

Posted by: barf at June 4, 2009 2:35 PM

Love Live Frankenstein!

Posted by: chenry at June 4, 2009 2:39 PM

I was reading where he had mentioned suicide in an interview before. I wonder if he was on antidepressants? It seems that a side effect of antidepressants is suicide, generally by hanging.

Too weird.

Posted by: MRod at June 4, 2009 2:56 PM

Posted by: MRod at June 4, 2009 2:57 PM

TylerDFC, I don't care what really happened, yours is the only version I will accept as truth.

Posted by: Eyvi at June 4, 2009 3:07 PM

Carradine is the family curse?!
I think that watching this movie, you will be able to understand why it happened.
See the last interview:Carradine-film


Posted by: aberton at June 4, 2009 3:25 PM

Posted by: Ginger at June 4, 2009 4:11 PM

I read they found him hanging nude in his closet...I'm saying it wasn't suicide, he was into autoerotic asphyxia.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at June 4, 2009 6:00 PM

I just don’t get it, the motherfucka was fucking Uma Thurman, Vivica Fox, Hannah and that Korean broad and he was out there looking for more pussy. I just hope he didn’t commit suicide, I hope he died trying to get up on a bitch, that will be the only thing that can save his legacy.

Posted by: Guess Who! at June 4, 2009 6:26 PM

Thanks Odnon, it's doesn't take much to pick the scab off that particular memory.

The more I read, the more it sounds like autoerotic asphyxia, same as Michael Hutchence- hotel room, door, cord, all they need to find is the poppers and the picture is complete. Somehow I would prefer it was that (unless Tyler's account is somehow possible), death by accident of horniness at least trumps death by misery in the "way to go" stakes. Pity it doesn't change the end result though.

Posted by: RandyPanTheGoatboy at June 4, 2009 7:07 PM

So long, Bill.

Posted by: bonnie at June 4, 2009 8:41 PM

I prefer TylerDFC's version of the story. That's the one I'm sticking with.

Posted by: stardust savant at June 4, 2009 10:31 PM

It seems that a side effect of antidepressants is suicide

Posted by: MRod at June 4, 2009 2:56 PM

You do realise how utterly fucking ridiculous and obtuse that statement is, don't you?

Posted by: Whiny Dancer at June 5, 2009 9:40 AM

Wait... Michael Hutchence didn't die by suicide? He went autoerotic too?


That's, no kidding, great news. I hope it's true of both of them. Seriously.

Posted by: karstark at June 5, 2009 10:01 AM

Regardless of how he went, Carradine was an amazing actor and we should mourn his passing with a quote from the end of Kill Bill II:

Bill: (wipes the blood off his lip) How do I look?

The Bride: (struggles to hold back tears) You look ready.

Posted by: scorzi at June 5, 2009 9:24 PM

Although I’m sadden about his passing, I must admit I have a greater respect for him knowing that he went out trying to get his rocks off.

Posted by: Guess Who! at June 5, 2009 10:28 PM

the Kung Fu master will always be a source of wisdom for his students...

Posted by: grasshopper at June 9, 2009 5:09 AM





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