By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (19)
(Source: FilmDrunk)
Each Time You Like, Share, Tweet or Stumble a Pajiba Post, An Angel Does the Paul Rudd Dance
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Posted by: superasente at June 28, 2011 3:19 PM
A gay cousin?
Posted by: TOC at June 28, 2011 3:28 PM
Man, you all are just bumming me out this week, man.
Posted by: Jay at June 28, 2011 3:31 PM
A pair of prison shower shoes?
Posted by: Paultera at June 28, 2011 3:38 PM
A Paul Rudd/Jesus real-doll?
superasente, have you been peeking in my bedroom window again? Get down out of that tree!
Seriously, Paul Rudd will always be number one on my freebies list, even if he's in the Hall of Fame. Ridiculous hair and Jesus-beard are not even close to grounds for disqualification. (That's how much I love him.)
Posted by: MM at June 28, 2011 3:41 PM
A pair of Crocs they refuse to stop wearing?
Posted by: Mrs. Julien at June 28, 2011 3:42 PM
There's a Paul Rudd doll? Where can I get it? Is it lifesized? Where can I get it??
Posted by: MelBivDevoe at June 28, 2011 3:43 PM
"I want you to give me a haircut and then bang me like a screen door"
That's what I heard in my head when I saw that photo.
Posted by: Drake at June 28, 2011 3:49 PM
Well, that is blatant false advertising. I do not have my own Paul Rudd. I demand this be rectified! Just cut that hair, shave him up, and send him to my home post haste, ready to dance for me.
Posted by: thenemophilist at June 28, 2011 3:53 PM
A pair of ORANGE crocs. I once was in a business meeting with a guy who was wearing orange crocs. I still am stymied that anyone took anything he said seriously.
Posted by: PaddyDog at June 28, 2011 3:53 PM
Everyone has a weird hippie friend/relative they don't like talking about?
Posted by: Aislinn at June 28, 2011 4:10 PM
Everyone does NOT have a water buffalo!
Posted by: keeleon at June 28, 2011 4:34 PM
So if "going ugly" wins chicks Academy Awards...do you think that's what they were going for?
Posted by: MRod at June 28, 2011 4:51 PM
My own private Jeff Daniels?
Posted by: Rest In Peace at June 28, 2011 8:13 PM
Another ELO soundtrack?
Posted by: Amy at June 28, 2011 9:09 PM
You mean that guy you said "hi" to at the Starbucks because you just happened to glance up at the same time while waiting in line and he asked you to sit down because his order was "the same as yours!" when really you got an espresso and he got a venti half-caff Mochaccino with soy but he was kinda cute with those emo bangs, and so you sat down because you were feeling all bad-hair day and your grandpa died last week and you needed some positive vibes and you thought you had a connection with the guy because he had heard of your favorite band and had parents and feet but then he said that thing that made you realize that he's fucking bug-nuts and he followed you to your car and didn't get the hint that the convo was over and kept talking as you shut the car door and drove away and now you can't go back in that Starbucks because psycho hangs out all day long waiting for you to come back in so now you have to go to the other Starbucks that is not on your way to work and they don't know your order and you have to get up 30 minutes earlier all because you said "hi?"
Nope, don't have one.
Posted by: Who? at June 29, 2011 12:12 AM
You remember me!
Posted by: Emo Guy at June 29, 2011 12:44 AM
I have not only one...but two. That is why I am the Golden Child!
Posted by: wsapnin at June 29, 2011 2:33 AM
Retirement?
As in, this is the poster for Jesus after he retired.
Posted by: googergieger at June 30, 2011 5:10 AM
"Everyone has one."
A Paul Rudd/Jesus real-doll?