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Damnit, Keanu. I've Missed You

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (17)

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We never got caught up in the Sad Keanu memes, so Pajiba has been mostly Keanu-free since last year’s The Secret Lives of Pippa Lee. It’s been sad not having that guy to kick around — he’s such an easy target, but at the same time, kind of really likable. Sure, he’s a bad actor, and yeah, 80 percent of his movies are crap. But he’s a good presence in our lives, and a needed reminder that, if you try hard enough, you too can overcome a complete lack of talent!

Anyway, news is that his movie, Henry’s Crime, has been picked up for American distribution. Like most Keanu movies, it features a lot of other stars who are much better actors than he, but not nearly as big a box-office draw, like Vera Farmiga, James Caan, Fisher Stevens and Judy Greer.

Here’s a clip from the movie. James Caan has gotten really old all of a sudden, but look Keanu! At least for today, he is back in our lives. Let’s enjoy this fleeting moment together.

(Soiurce: Deadline)









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Comments

THAT'S James Caan? Jeebus.

He might be old, but I think I'd still take him in a smackdown with Eastwood.

Posted by: , at November 18, 2010 10:49 AM

Posted by: superasente at November 18, 2010 10:55 AM

Yeah, he looks old, but he doesn't move like he's old.
You don't hear it in his speech or cadence, either.

Posted by: Rykker at November 18, 2010 10:55 AM

Yeah, he looks old, but he doesn't move like he's old.
You don't hear it in his speech or cadence, either.

Posted by: Rykker at November 18, 2010 10:56 AM

I, on the other hand, like to repeat myself because I can't remember what I just said, apparently.

Posted by: Rykker at November 18, 2010 10:58 AM

I, on the other hand, like to repeat myself because I can't remember what I just said, apparently.

Posted by: Rykker at November 18, 2010 11:02 AM

Sad Keanu gives that clip 2 1/2 Cupcakes.

Posted by: Kballs at November 18, 2010 11:10 AM

You cut that our Rykker Two-Two! Memes can't be forced!

Posted by: replica at November 18, 2010 11:10 AM

"He might be old, but I think I'd still take him in a smackdown with Eastwood."

The HELL you say! Gunny's gon' be pissed.

Posted by: logar at November 18, 2010 11:14 AM

Wha-? The 11:02am comment... that wasn't me.

And Two-Two?? C'maan!

Posted by: Rykker at November 18, 2010 11:16 AM

Wha-? The 11:02am comment... that wasn't me.

And Two-Two?? C'maan!

Posted by: superasente at November 18, 2010 11:31 AM

I thought the clip deserved at least 3 cupcakes myself.

Posted by: Michin70 at November 18, 2010 11:38 AM

"He might be old, but I think I'd still take him in a smackdown with Eastwood."

Clint Eastwood turned down the role of God in The Ten Commandments because he felt it wasn't wrathful enough for him.

Little know fact: Eastwood was the original Sonny Corleone, but had to drop out out after he insisted that 1 in 5 of the bullets used in the toll booth scene be real. They refused, so he said: "well, get some pussy boy for this, then. I quit."

Clint Eastwood owns a pillow stuffed with Chuck Norris' chest hair, taken against his will.


Posted by: logar at November 18, 2010 11:39 AM

Logar. . ..coffee out the nose humour

Posted by: idleprimate at November 18, 2010 12:08 PM

I often think that the only way Keanu can show emotion is when he's being blissfully sodomized by a pack of rabid badgers.

Posted by: admin at November 18, 2010 12:29 PM

I really love Keanu but, seriously, he can't act worth fuck!! But I love him. I can't help it. I'm a sucker for a man who needs to be hugged.

Posted by: mslewis at November 18, 2010 2:47 PM

mmmmmmm
keanu is so pretty, though i do prefer him with all the scruff

Posted by: courtney at November 21, 2010 2:25 AM