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Damn! This Is One Filthy Hot Movie Poster

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (23)

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Here’s the movie poster for Blue Valentine, the Ryan Gosling, Michelle Williams Sundance hit currently most popular for having a sex scene that garnered the film an NC-17 rating based not on the graphic nature of the scene, but the intensity. I haven’t seen the movie yet, but the Blue Valentine trailer does look intense, the sort of film that’ll leave you drained and weepy.

Here’s the poster. Now, this is a movie I might see based on the poster alone.

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(Source: Blue Valentine)










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Comments

They have a lot of chemistry. Ryan Gosling has a tendency to sleep with co-stars so I wouldn't be surprised if these two are or were gettin' down to biznass.

I can't imagine a circumstance in which the sex between these two is so disturbing that it is no longer hot-as-chipotle so my loins are anticipating this one.

Posted by: becks at November 10, 2010 10:35 AM

oh good god I just watched the trailer. Not sure I can see this in the theater - it's one of those, alone on the couch, surrounded by pillows, your puppy and a bottle of wine type of movies. Followed by a crying jag and headache.

Posted by: Stella at November 10, 2010 10:36 AM

Yeah, I heard Gosling took full advantage of his co-star in Lars and the Real Girl.

After the shoots he'd take her back to his trailer and f**k her silly, but she'd just look back at him with those dead eyes of hers.

Posted by: aroorda at November 10, 2010 10:40 AM

I have little interest in this based on the movie poster. Two greasy slackers mashing in an alley isn't hot. Filthy maybe, but not hot.

Posted by: ed newman at November 10, 2010 10:43 AM

It's so filthy that Baby Jesus is crying.

Posted by: sars at November 10, 2010 10:45 AM

Patricia Clarkson doesn't have dead eyes.

Posted by: becks at November 10, 2010 10:46 AM

Eh, "love stories" have never really interested me. Just love stories, anyway. Love stories as part of a larger, more interesting story, sure, but movies about "love"? Nah. Not even with Ryan Gosling. I saw "The Notebook" and while the stars were nice to look at, the movie was kinda boring.

Posted by: Slash at November 10, 2010 10:53 AM

And they do look kinda greasy. Not hot.

Posted by: Slash at November 10, 2010 10:53 AM

I can't help but think that the message that the MPAA wants to send by slapping an NC-17 rating on this movie is that married couples shouldn't have active sex lives or steamy make-out sessions. Because God forbid that the rest of us that are not members of the prudish MP-Gestapo enjoy our spouses and their physical company or see our lives reflected in art.

Posted by: stardust at November 10, 2010 11:21 AM

1) You're all wrong. That is TOTALLY FILTHY HOT.

2) "Ryan Gosling has a tendency to sleep with co-stars"
I'd like to co-star in something* with Ryan Gosling, please.


*And by "something," I mean "my bed." Or "a filthy alley."

Posted by: Anna von Beav at November 10, 2010 11:25 AM

1) You're all wrong. That is TOTALLY FILTHY HOT.
2) "Ryan Gosling has a tendency to sleep with co-stars"
I'd like to co-star in something* with Ryan Gosling, please.

*And by "something," I mean "my bed." Or "a filthy alley."


x1000

Posted by: grace b at November 10, 2010 11:34 AM

You guys have got it all wrong; after the scandal they got rid of the original poster where he was slapping his bidniss on her forehead, which she obviously didn't enjoy judging by the wretched grimace on her face. This is the family friendly poster.

Posted by: superasente at November 10, 2010 12:10 PM

The trailer was the sweetest.

The poster is incredibly unimaginative yet so frigging HOT because of Mr. Gosling.

Very yummy.

Posted by: Jean at November 10, 2010 1:49 PM

Yeah, all those who don't think the poster is hot because they're "greasy" or "in an alley" - you're welcome to seek out some sanitized white sheets and some freshly showered, boring young stars for your fapping pleasure.

I, on the other hand, will be taping this poster to the ceiling of my bunk, because it is FILTHY FUCKING HOT!

Posted by: MM at November 10, 2010 2:20 PM

I'd tap that..

Posted by: Blank at November 10, 2010 3:04 PM

The sex doll becks. The sex doll.

Posted by: aroorda at November 10, 2010 3:42 PM

This movie is tempting me simply because I have seen nothing in either the trailer or the poster that gives any indication that this deserves an NC17 rating. Nothing. Damn you, curiosity.

Posted by: Porkchop Express at November 10, 2010 5:05 PM

Awww, sweetie, I know. I was just joking around back at you.

Posted by: becks at November 10, 2010 5:58 PM

Screw the makers-out, I don't want to see the movie or even watch the trailer based on how they wrote the title and cutely subtitled it "A Love Story." Also for they titled it "Blue Valentine."

Posted by: SaBrina at November 10, 2010 6:16 PM

I saw this at the Philly film festival and it was a great, dramatic movie. I am shocked they slapped it w/ a NC-17 kiss of death. The sex scenes were intense but not NC-17 graphic...And yet torture porn lives on w/ R ratings.

Posted by: Linsey at November 10, 2010 8:46 PM

Well, that poster & trailer reminded me of the one I never quite got over. Like I need that right now. I don't think I'll be seeing this movie, even with all the dirty-hot.

We really were that crazy-good together. She blew me away about, well everything & to my astonishment would say to me from time to time: "You are sooooo amazing." Yes, she was hot & probably still is. I was the closest I've ever been to studly in my nerdish walk through life. It didn't work out - complications in her life & damage in mine.

Yeah, I did the Google-stalk of her not too long ago. She's every bit as amazing now as she was then.

Fuck.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at November 11, 2010 1:14 AM

Sorry to be really pedantic give everyone a maths lesson, but (Gosling + Williams + alley) x dirt = HOT.

I am going to watch this film. Probably alone.

Posted by: Caspar at November 11, 2010 6:37 AM

Touche becks. Touche.

Posted by: aroorda at November 11, 2010 7:31 PM