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Sex and the City 2 dominated the entertainment news today but by this hour even that teat has been sucked drier than … the teats on display in the movie.
Teats! (Disclaimer: I almost called someone to ask if there were any boobs in SATC2. But I decided to keep my dignity. It could be a story to some folks. There’s got to be some old-boob fetishists out there.)

The Internet hasn’t given me a lot of material to write about, so I have to pluck some from that terrible Meatspace they call Real Life.

I heard through a source of mine that the third Harold and Kumar, A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas is going to be filming in Detroit soon and will need a bunch of extras. So, for once, I’m going to hear about shooting in Detroit and drive towards it!
These bad jokes are for you people, you made me do it! Dancing for your amusement!

I think Pajiba has given this next story a tiny bit of press, but Hugh Jackman is going to be making a movie in Detroit called Real Steel. It hasn’t been mentioned that the film will have Evangeline Lilly AND Kevin Durand (a.k.a Keamy). You Losties might like that, eh? Keamy gets a weird amount of love around here.

You won’t like that Shawn Levy (Night at the Museum) is directing. But it’s actually shooting a floor below my Mom’s office so I might kidnap Huge Ackman, if only to get a story to write about.

Lastly, ComingSoon announced that Pacificor LLC has retained the rights to the Terminator franchise. I guess that means McG will be getting his paws back on it. That name makes him so easy to hate. And this Terminator ownership news would only be a story if they had let Joss Whedon buy it like he wanted.

It’s so dry around here that I can’t even leave you with a conversation topic. How about this, in keeping with the Michigan theme.

Lake Michigan. Great Lake? Or The Greatest Lake?









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Comments

Lake Michigan. Great Lake? Or The Greatest Lake?

It doesn't top Lake Titicaca.

Posted by: Fredo at May 27, 2010 6:04 PM

If you don't make the most of your mother's office placement to give Evangeline Lily a straight jab to the ovaries for playing Kate on Lost and stealing Dom Monaghan from me, then I will have lost all respect for you.

Posted by: popejenn at May 27, 2010 6:46 PM

Ah, loveable Hugh Ackman.

Made his film debute in the 80's blacksploitation homage' Action Ackson. It was a difficult transition from his Australian theatre show, Ack and the Beanstalk (in which he played the loveable scamp, Ack), but he pulled it off nicely.

His next role? Ginger Acks 6: Coagulation. He plays a werewolf policman (sorry; police OFFICER) who hunts the two girls down so that he can breed with them. Or something. It's being filmed in Canada so I probably won't see it.

Posted by: superasente at May 27, 2010 8:11 PM

Keamy is just one terrifyin' dude. He just has this murderous vibe.

But he's also weirdly pretty and has a rockin' body.

It's really disturbing.

Posted by: figgy at May 28, 2010 12:01 AM

popejenn--I thought they had broken up? Not sure, because it's not something I keep track of, but I thought that they had been engaged and then called it off.

Pierce Brosnan was also spotted around Ann Arbor recently while filming a movie here. My teenage, Remington Steele-loving self was giddy with joy; my adult self was too damn tired to make an effort to stalk him.

I find Keamy repugnant. Not that bad boys can't be sexy, but he has this "thug" vibe going for him that completely turns me off.

All of our lakes are awesome--except Lake Erie. Lake Erie can go fuck itself.

Posted by: DeadBessie at May 28, 2010 9:43 AM

You haven't lived until you've been mud surfin on Lake Tohopekaliga in Kissimmee, Florida. All you need is truck with big tires and low tide.

Posted by: BWeaves at May 28, 2010 9:50 AM

By the way, Tohopekaliga is pronounced something like, "to hope that you like her."

Posted by: BWeaves at May 28, 2010 9:52 AM

Fuck you, Rhyme. Superior is the Greatest Lake. It says so RIGHT IN THE NAME.

Posted by: Snath at May 28, 2010 10:57 AM

DeadBessie, I'm pretty sure they called off the engagement, broke up and then got back together...To the gossip blogs for more details!
I shall report back with my findings. All of these investigative skills could be used for national security. Instead, my not inconsiderable talent is used in a more profitable way.

Posted by: popejenn at May 28, 2010 11:09 PM

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/07/13/dominic-monaghan-evangeline-lilly-still-together/

Paydirt!
...granted that's from 2009...but there's been no news since and it's stated that they're often seen together in Vancouver where Lily has a home. DAMMIT! She's friggin CANADIAN?!?!
Ugh. On behalf of my country...yet another thing to apologize for. *sob*

Posted by: popejenn at May 28, 2010 11:19 PM