September 12, 2008 | Comments ()

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | September 12, 2008 |

Mother of God! No. I mean it. MOTHER OF GOD. The preview for the Starz television show, “Crash,” based on the Paul Haggis atrocity (and produced by Haggis) is, perhaps, the worst-looking show since “Caveman.” Worse: Dennis “I’m Scared of a Black Man with a Gun” Hopper is ruining himself by appearing in it.

If you didn’t think that racist issues couldn’t be more simplified than they were in the Oscar-winning movie (hurl), then you have to see this. They have found a way, inexplicably, to dumb down the dumbest fucking movie to ever win an Academy Award.

But, at least now the actors match the script — everything (everything) about it is plain fucking awful. If any of you have Starz on your cable package, call your local cable company and ask them to remove it. Immediately. The fear of accidentally flipping past this show on an idle Friday night is simply too great.

Holy Ass, Batman. Crash the Movie, now "Crash" the TV Show
Watch the Preview! / Dustin Rowles

Industry | September 12, 2008 | Comments ()

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