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By Dustin Rowles | Industry | January 2, 2009 |

The stars have aligned, folks: We start 2009 with the trailer for Crank 2: High Voltage. It is 17 kinds of NSFW. It’s got foul language. It’s got boobies. And it’s got Statham turning this motherfucking new year out. If you were having trouble getting motivated today, just spend a couple of minutes with Statham. It’s like an injection of Red Bull. In your eyes.

Get up off your fat asses and feast on this, freaks:

(via Slashfilm)

This Is How Every New Year Should Start -- With a Big Slab of Statham

Happy MotherF**king New Year, Pajiba! / Dustin Rowles

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