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February 10, 2009 |

By Dustin Rowles | Industry | February 10, 2009 |


What’s wrong with this movie poster, see, is that he’s got the live end of the jumper cable attached to his tongue, but in order for it to work properly, he really needs to ground that bitch by clamping the negative cable to his nipple. You really need to create a body circuit.


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I do like the tagline, although it makes me wish it were a zombie film, instead.

'Statham! Yell It When You're F**king' / Dustin Rowles

Industry | February 10, 2009 |




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