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Could the New ‘Cinderella’ Teaser Offer Any Less Information? They’d Have to Try Pretty Hard

By Vivian Kane | Trade News | May 15, 2014 | Comments ()

By Vivian Kane | Trade News | May 15, 2014 |


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The first official teaser trailer for Kenneth Branagh’s Cinderella has been released, and it’s… well, here, just watch it.

I’m really sorry that I just asked you to waste a minute and seventeen seconds of your life looking at a shoe. For more wasted time, let’s read the official synopsis of the movie. It’s basically a Wikipedia entry for every other version of the story ever.

The story of “Cinderella” follows the fortunes of young Ella (Lily James) whose merchant father remarries following the death of her mother. Eager to support her loving father, Ella welcomes her new stepmother (Cate Blanchett) and her daughters Anastasia (Holliday Grainger) and Drisella (Sophie McShera) into the family home. But, when Ella’s father unexpectedly passes away, she finds herself at the mercy of a jealous and cruel new family. Finally relegated to nothing more than a servant girl covered in ashes, and spitefully renamed Cinderella, Ella could easily begin to lose hope. Yet, despite the cruelty inflicted upon her, Ella is determined to honor her mother’s dying words and to “have courage and be kind.” She will not give in to despair nor despise those who mistreat her. And then there is the dashing stranger she meets in the woods. Unaware that he is really a prince, not merely an apprentice at the Palace, Ella finally feels she has met a kindred soul. It appears her fortunes may be about to change when the Palace sends out an open invitation for all maidens to attend a ball, raising Ella’s hopes of once again encountering the charming Kit (Richard Madden). Alas, her stepmother forbids her to attend and callously rips apart her dress. But, as in all good fairy tales, help is at hand, and a kindly beggar woman (Helena Bonham-Carter) steps forward and - armed with a pumpkin and a few mice - changes Cinderella’s life forever.

A live-action feature inspired by the classic fairy tale, “Cinderella” brings to life the timeless images from Disney’s 1950 animated masterpiece as fully-realized characters in a visually dazzling spectacle for a whole new generation.

So this definitely isn’t going to be the type of “reimagining” we’ve come to see in recent years. I was excited for this movie, but after the shoe teaser and that summary, color me bored. Still, with Branagh and that cast, I’m willing to reserve at least some of my judgements. For now.


Via The Mary Sue.


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