'Cooties' Trailer Has More Unruly Children Than A TLC Reality Show

By Jodi Smith | Trade News | May 20, 2015 | Comments ()

By Jodi Smith | Trade News | May 20, 2015 |


Leigh Whannell (Saw, Insidious) and Ian Brennan (Glee) decided to join creative forces to birth an unholy abomination of a movie. It looks like they failed and gave us the glorious kid zombie vs. teachers flick Cooties instead. Way to fail up, guys!

Due to the ingestion of a faulty chicken nugget , a fourth grade girl contracts the cooties virus and begins slashing and eating her classmates. Elijah Wood, Rainn Wilson, Alison Pill, Jack McBrayer, Nasim Pedrad, and more are the teachers trapped in the elementary school with the blood-thirsty students. If you’ve ever wanted to clock a loud, obnoxious kid in the face with a blunt object, prepare to live vicariously through Wilson’s Wade Johnson.

Cooties premiered at Sundance last year, got a new ending, and will now be released September 18th.


Get entertainment, celebrity and politics updates via Facebook or Twitter. Buy Pajiba merch at the Pajiba Store.

5 Shows After Dark: If This Show Was a Person, It Would Have a Driver's License Now | Starting the Tears Early: Here's David Letterman's Last 'Late Show' Entrance Ever






Bigots, Trolls & MRAs Are Not Welcome in the Comments


The Pajiba Store


petr-store-pajiba.png



Privacy Policy
advertise