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By Seth Freilich | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (16)



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So NBC’s “The Tonight Show” clusterfuck has finally come to an end and, as expected, this Friday will be Conan O’Brien’s last night hosting the show. According to The Live Feed, “details about a settlement are still fuzzy, but sources estimated that the payoff to O’Brien could reach $40 million.” (You know, for forty mil, I think I’d be OK with my boss publicly humiliating me and ruining my dream job). In addition to a nice hunka-chunka change, NBC is expected to kill any non-competition or exclusivity requirements in Conan’s contract (nevermind the fact that post employment non-compete clauses aren’t enforceable under California law), freeing Conan up to host a show on Fox or some other network, although I wouldn’t expect to see Conan return for at least six months, at the earliest.

A lot of the stories are focusing on the fact that, while Conan gets to go, his bits don’t. The Masturbating Bear, “In the Year 3000,” Pimpbot, etc. are all NBC’s intellectual property and stick with “The Tonight Show.” (I have no desire to watch “The Tonight Show” when Jay’s back in charge, but I would tune in and pay $40 million to see him mauled to death by the Masturbating Bear). This is not a surprise, both because this is simply the way things are done, and because Letterman dealt with the same thing when he fled the Peacock after it pea-cocked him. The one question mark here appears to be Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, created, puppeted, and voiced by Robert Smigel. The Live Feed says that Smigel’s reps wouldn’t comment on who owns the rights. On the one hand, it would seem that NBC may not own the exclusive rights, because we’ve consistently seen Smigel use Triumph on other networks and in other venues and NBC has presumably never complained. On the other hand, it seems unlikely that Smigel got some sort of exemption when creating Triumph. So who knows. (My unfounded prognostication is that, if NBC owns Triumph, Conan will give up a little cash in the deal to buy the right to take Triumph with him).

The loss of Triumph from Conan’s repertoire would be a bummer. However, I think the loss of all the rest could turn out to be a boon. Earlier this week, Dustin wrote about Jimmy Fallon trying to bring a fresh take on the late night TV show. Now I enjoy Conan and still think he’s funny. But I don’t quite have the same love for him, or feel the same joy in watching his show, as I did his first few years. On a new network, in a new venue, without any of his old crutches, maybe Conan will slide a little more towards those early years, since he’ll essentially be starting over and forced to reinvent his show.

And if that doesn’t work out for him, Kurt Sutter has issued an open invitation to the exiled host. Sutter, as you may know, is the creator of and showrunner behind “Sons of Anarchy.” Thursday, he posted a letter to Conan on his blog:

I have no doubt you’ll land on your feet, wavy red hair intact. I know appearing in a dramatic role on cable television is probably the last thing you’d ever want to do, but I want you to know that you have an open invitation on my show, Sons of Anarchy. We have an IRA story line that will continue to play out this coming season and I could use a bad-ass O’Brien on my team. Guns, blood, fist fights — you could really work some shit out. Think about it.

See, now here’s where the idea of NBC keeping Conan’s schticks sucks. Because Conan on “Sons” would be good. But Conan with the Pimpbot as his enforcer? That would be fucking great. …Stupid NBC.









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Comments

Triumph the insult dog is one of the funniest things on T.V......GIVE THE DOG THE LATE NIGHT SHOW ..it would destroy.!!

Posted by: pasadenamike at January 17, 2010 2:15 PM

My god, what a ridiculous mess NBC has made. At least it's made for some interesting gossip.

Posted by: Marcela at January 17, 2010 3:09 PM

I read that part of the deal involves NBC offsetting their payout for any amount Conan gets on any new contract.

If I were him I would FUCK NBC UP ITS ASS and just take the money and not work for any amount of time it takes for NBC to pay me out.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at January 17, 2010 3:15 PM

You know, often a house has to burn down before anyone knows there's a meth lab in it.

Posted by: laredo at January 17, 2010 3:25 PM

Conan had a good shot in the AP story about this: He said NBC has been calling him names all week and this, "In fact, they think I'm such an idiot now that they want me to run the network."

Man, never pick a fight with a good comic.

Posted by: , at January 17, 2010 3:28 PM

Triumph the Insult Dog VS. Ed the Sock. Now THAT's a grudge match.

Come to think of it, how's about Conan go up to Toronto to do do his usual show, and have it syndicated to any individual US station (Fox, CW, Ind, etc.) who wants him. Since most of those networks have their local news at 10PM he can go on the air at 11PM, a full half hour before Leno. As a bonus maybe some of the NBC affiliates would try to put Conan on in place of Leno as a thank-you for lousing up their late night ratings.

Posted by: bleujayone at January 17, 2010 3:35 PM

Walker Texas Ranger Lever

Posted by: arrrghzi at January 17, 2010 3:42 PM

I know people think this is like the biggest deal ever, but I don't much care. I haven't watched late night tv in years. If I need to know who Tiger Woods fucked this week, or want to watch pedofiles scream at Taylor Lautner, I have the internet. Honestly why should I care about the scheduling problems men who routinely refuse to hire women and make more in a day then I do in a year?

Posted by: Jadashay at January 17, 2010 3:55 PM

I would LOVE to see Conan on Sons! Henry Rollins was amazing last year. Imagine a menacing Conan. OOOHHH! I just got goosebumps! I'll be in my bunk!

Posted by: trixie at January 17, 2010 6:41 PM

Ah, Kurt Sutter- you never fail to amaze me. Here I was reading this little post about Conan and BAM, there is Sutter extending a hand. SOA is my fave show and I would love to see if Conan could do dramatic. If nothing else, it would just be good fun to see him there.

Posted by: beautifulgirl at January 17, 2010 7:15 PM

Yeah, I'd personally send in a dollar to see Conan be a bad-ass IRA dude on Sons of Anarchy. And I've never even watched Sons of Anarchy.

While I agree that the whole thing is a tempest in a teacup, and who cares, and a bunch of white dudes are getting rich regardless, it does warm my heart a little to see Conan, who seems mostly like an affable, harmless doofus (and general nice guy), stand up for himself and say, "Hey, man [or "The Man"], this ain't right, and I ain't gonna take it." And I think he would have done it even if it meant he took no golden parachute. He was pissed about getting treated like shit, and he wasn't going to take it, and he wanted everyone to know it. Good on him.

Posted by: MM at January 17, 2010 7:18 PM

NBC wanted the best of both worlds and forgot the late night demographic. Most people watch these shows after the late news. They don't want to invest a lot of time for something they will probably fall asleep on. I fall asleep on leno, and haven't watched conan in years. Six am comes damn early the older I get. If they had left the last primetime hour alone followed by news and then conan. Then if he had failed it would all be on him. I do prefer leno to conan, but I think that NBC thought the idea would pay off. They get the money from advertisers, and they get a cheaply produced 9:00/10:00 show. By their own statements leno produced as they expected. Everybody is ripping on leno but what I have always heard is that both he and conan are good guys.

Posted by: clancys_daddy at January 17, 2010 8:25 PM

Are people actually going to watch Leno after this. I mean, they watched after Johnny Carson because he left on such a high note. And at the time there was hardly any competition (does anyone know if Letterman had his own spot by then?) People are comfortable and complacent. They are creatures of habit.

This time around, the show is landing back in Leno's lap after it bombed for almost a year, after a huge scandal, after he's been made to look like the villain (which I believe he is), and after viewers have had the time to abandon ship. I mean honestly, does anyone still give a fuck about the institution of the Tonight Show?

You know what Leno reminds me of. Have you ever seen the movie "The Flying Guillotine?" It's this awesome little Kung-fu movie. The opening scene shows somebody burning down his home before he sets out on a path for revenge. Leno is kinda like that. He thinks of the Tonight Show as his, and if he can't have, he'd rather burn the fucker down than see someone else take it.

God, what a cum-rag.

Posted by: superasente at January 17, 2010 10:04 PM

"does anyone know if Letterman had his own spot by then?

Um, yes.

David Letterman followed Carson on NBC for many years. He was expected to take the Tonight Show when Leno got it. That's why he left and went to CBS.

Posted by: grendel at January 17, 2010 10:35 PM

I don't believe in anything anymore. Anyone up for a little law school? I live across the street from one.

Posted by: Jo 'Mama' Besser at January 18, 2010 12:27 PM

"does anyone know if Letterman had his own spot by then?

Um, yes.

David Letterman followed Carson on NBC for many years. He was expected to take the Tonight Show when Leno got it. That's why he left and went to CBS.

I think what he meant was, on the day that Leno took over The Tonight Show, was Dave's program already up and running on CBS?".

Posted by: EricD at January 18, 2010 8:09 PM