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Now That's More Like It

By TK | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (28)



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Now we’re talkin’.

OK, I know I post a lot of shit about comic movies. What can I say, it’s sort of my ouevre. Well, that and fucking Lifetime movies, apparently (burn in hell, Rowles). And I know that the images so far of the next two entries in the pre-Avengers franchises — Thor and Captain America: The First Avenger (title’s still dumb) — haven’t exactly inspired people, although I still kinda dig them. But the first official posters for them, released for Comic-Con?

Pretty fucking sweet.

Now, I know these are heavily stylized and are more artist rendering than actual shots of the movie, but still — they feel right. In the absence of footage, I’ll take ‘em. Here they are (click to enlarge):

First, Cap in all his WWII glory:

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And here’s Thor:

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Not bad, eh? The Thor one is a little nutty, what with the battling Loki on… a volcano? The sun? But I dig ‘em both.

Not that I give a crap, but whaddaya think?

(source: Yahoo Movies)









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Comments

I'm digging em. I originally thought I would hate the Captain America outfit but the more I look at it the more "practical" it becomes. Its really not feasible to run around WWII Europe in bright ass spandex.

As for the Thor...I really hope they keep Loki's helmet.

Posted by: DeistBrawler at July 21, 2010 10:35 AM

Why does Thor even bother to stand up? Can't he just sit on a recliner and just wave Mjolnir around and dump a tornado or hail on his enemies nonstop? I don't know if he even needs legs. Am I right? Am I right?

Posted by: sars at July 21, 2010 10:36 AM

Not many superhero costumes are feasible. That's why we read/watch these things...because they're not reality.

Personally, I'm still pissed he doesn't have the little wings on his head. It's like Batman without his pointy bat ears.

Posted by: Case at July 21, 2010 10:40 AM

So cool. But they need sound effects. Someone needs to be standing in my computer going "POW POW POW" or "CLANG FWISHHHHH" for it to be perfect.

Posted by: esme at July 21, 2010 10:43 AM

I really like both of them. I remain cautiously optimistic for these films.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at July 21, 2010 10:45 AM

Pretty badass.

Posted by: superasente at July 21, 2010 10:47 AM

Loki's not really a brawler, though. His entire point is getting other people to do the fighting for him while he sneaks around in the background appreciating his own ingenuity.

Posted by: twig at July 21, 2010 10:47 AM

The Captain America one is very cool, although the position in the Thor one is... a little like a sexy limbo. Which is weird. But regardless, I will definitely go see Thor. The pictures of that dudes arms are ridiculous. it's like they put tree trunks into t-shirts. And no, I am not above seeing a movie just to see a guy with jacked-up arms swing his hammer around.

Posted by: Kayanne at July 21, 2010 10:54 AM

Isn't this more like just public concept art than actual movie posters?

When you said there were official posters out, I kind of figured you meant the ones where you have the stylized title, all the production credits, and rape-ass plastered over the movie theatres.

My confusion aside, these are some very nice images. I don't understand why some people harp on the look of the armor that the Asgardians are wearing. I mean, no, it doesn't look like the traditional armor you'd expect from period tales, but then you have to take into account the fact that this is armor that GODS wear. It's magical. It's beautiful. It's meant to be exotic and alien and the kind of thing that would shock and awe hut-dwelling berserkers.

And YES, I also hope they keep Loki's helmet. His helmet is magnificently pretentious.

Posted by: gordo at July 21, 2010 11:06 AM

Just so you know, Kayanne, Thor's hammer is not his penis. But, oddly enough, he does call his penis "Li'l Mjolnir."

Posted by: RobP at July 21, 2010 11:10 AM

TK when you are not the harbinger of doom you make my day with stuff like this!

Posted by: peanut at July 21, 2010 11:11 AM

gordo, it's also important to keep in mind that these Asgardians were originally rendered by Jack Kirby. The costumes we've seen so far are very, very Kirby-esque. And that's a dang good thing, in my not-so-humble opinion.

Posted by: RobP at July 21, 2010 11:12 AM

Not used to seeing Cap with a gun. But hey, it's the 90s, everything is extreme now.

Posted by: Lucas at July 21, 2010 11:23 AM

I hate Cap's head gear. It looks stupid.

Posted by: John W at July 21, 2010 11:31 AM

lovely paintings
should make Marvel a buck or two and some ebayers a further buck or two

There's no way Branagh + Money is going to turn out anything other than the pretty once we get the final moving images on Thor, I'm thinking of Hamlet

Posted by: PyD at July 21, 2010 11:38 AM

These both look extremely cool, but let's be real. Is Thor really that interesting? Do you think Captain America can really work with the bland Chris Evans? Let's just fast forward to The Avengers.

Posted by: Corey at July 21, 2010 12:04 PM

I really like them both, except Captain America's penis head. That thing won't look good on anyone but a cartoon.

Posted by: figgy at July 21, 2010 12:18 PM

@Corey, I thought Evans was pretty fantastic in The Losers.

Posted by: Vi at July 21, 2010 12:25 PM

Loki's not really a brawler, though. His entire point is getting other people to do the fighting for him while he sneaks around in the background appreciating his own ingenuity.

That's what I was thinking. I've read a lot of Thor comics and I'm struggling to think of a single time he and Loki ever stood toe-to-toe and hit each other with everything they had. That's just not how Loki rolls.

Personally I'm glad to see Captain America with a gun. So many superheroes have their no-killing rules, but Cap is a fucking soldier. He's not dumb enough to think he could fight his way through the Nazi war machine without capping a few guys.

Posted by: Todd at July 21, 2010 12:27 PM

So, Loki has a spear and a magic helmet......

Posted by: Drake at July 21, 2010 12:36 PM

I think Cap's a wanker, just like I've always thought.

Oh, you mean what do I think of the posters. They look pretty cool, and they do capture what I suspect is going to be the style of both films. So they have that going for them.

Posted by: sistercoyote at July 21, 2010 12:37 PM

Cap with a gun? Otherwise, Hells YEAH!

Posted by: OlorinGrayhame at July 21, 2010 12:46 PM

Magic Helmet?

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at July 21, 2010 1:38 PM

@Vi - You know what, you're right. He was great in The Losers (which was a terrible film). He looks like he might be fantastic in Scott Pilgrim. And he had an Oscar caliber performance in Not Another Teen Movie. Maybe I just can't get past him in Fantastic Four - a pair of movies that make my skin crawl.

Posted by: Corey at July 21, 2010 2:20 PM

He has penis head, people!

Posted by: figgy at July 21, 2010 2:29 PM

America...
America...
America, F%CK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother f*cking day yeah,
America, F%CK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah.

Posted by: Corey at July 21, 2010 4:09 PM

I really like them both, except Captain America's penis head.

This makes me laugh like an idiot, figgy, because when I was a teenager (in the Dark Ages), my hippy friends and I were forever being hassled by two rednecks who we nicknamed "Phallic Freddie" and (you guessed it) "Penis Head". Freddie had a really dirty Afro and (according to me) crabs, while the other guy looked like... well, like Captain America up there. And not in a good way. Thanks for the nostalgic yuks.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at July 21, 2010 10:37 PM

WOW! I want!

"Ouevre" is like your new word isn't it?

Posted by: SarahReznor at July 22, 2010 9:02 AM