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Comic Con: Joss Whedon, Twilight, Avatar and Tron News / Dustin Rowles

Trade News | July 24, 2009 | Comments (24)


On day one of Comic-Con, our intrepid Steven Lloyd Wilson braved the Twi-hards and the geek stench at Comic-Con, but he stuck largely to panels and the like that weren’t being widely reported on by everyone with an iPhone the second they were happening (he’s got a couple more posts coming up with afternoon). From the comforts of my own office chair, I can hit some of the more popular highlights:

First off, there was a huge Twilight panel that hundreds of giggly teenagers stood in line for over 24 hours to see. I think they might have previewed a clip or two. Robert Pattinson (flattened hair and all) and the dude who plays the werewolf Native American was there. Sixteen-year-old girls wept, the floor was covered in a three-inch pool of tears and panty wetness, an half the audience walked out pregnant. Halfway through the panel, the original spirit of Comic-Con died.

We’ve done our damndest here not to mention Avatar very often — in fact, I’d earlier promised that we wouldn’t devote a post to it until there was a trailer, just to spite the Avatar overkill on other parts of the net (Avatar is Twilight for geeks). However, this is too newsworthy not to report: During the Avatar panel, James Cameron announced that August 21st was Avatar day (Obama, I understand, is giving him a key to the country and access to the button). On August 21st, Cameron is screening a free 15-minute preview of Avatar in every digital and IMAX theater that will have him, so convinced is he that all it will take is a few minutes of the movie to send every American into the theater to see the full-length movie come December. Twenty-five minutes of footage was previewed at Comic-Con, and the reception was almost unanimously positive, although a few of our colleagues suggested that District 9 (which was produced for under $30 million) — which was screened in full last night at the convention — was actually superior to what they saw of Avatar.

Also, the Tron sequel officially got a title: Tron Legacy. Disney also released a plot synopsis:

TRON is a 3D high-tech adventure set in a digital world that’s unlike anything ever captured on the big screen. Sam Flynn (GARRETT HEDLUND), the tech-savvy 27-year-old son of Kevin Flynn (JEFF BRIDGES), looks into his father’s disappearance and finds himself pulled into the same world of fierce programs and gladiatorial games where his father has been living for 25 years. Along with Kevin’s loyal confidant (OLIVIA WILDE), father and son embark on a life-and-death journey across a visually-stunning cyber universe that has become far more advanced and exceedingly dangerous.

Hmmm. What else. Robert Zemeckis suggested that one day he might do a Roger Rabbit sequel and Bob Hoskins might return, but if he did do it, the toons would definitely not be in 3D. Man, that is totally not news.

Finally, my favorite nugget from the convention so far: Teaser posters for Joss Whedon’s Cabin in the Woods:

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Comments

I saw TRON about 6 times when it first came out because I was a computer geek. I was under the impression that Jeff Bridges got out of the computer.

Oh, I love those posters.

Posted by: BWeaves at July 24, 2009 10:40 AM

Best posters ever.

Posted by: admin at July 24, 2009 10:43 AM

As already stated, the posters are great. Having sex and laughing at old men should be encouraged, anyway. Particularly in wooden houses in the forest.

Posted by: annoyingmouse at July 24, 2009 10:51 AM

and the dude who plays the werewolf Native American
Taylor Lautner..... and now I walk away, ashamed...

Posted by: Patty O'Green at July 24, 2009 11:02 AM

I should hope he got out of the computer, since he has a kid and all.

I'm guessing he gets sucked back in, which could easily be covered with the synopsis "Someone gives Flynn a copy of World of Warcraft."

Seriously. I'm a WoW widow myself. My best friend started playing it a few months ago; we used to talk every night, and now she won't sign on to any instant messenger programs, answer my emails (even though I know she's read them) or return my calls. It's fucked up. Maybe I should look into her disappearance too and Disney will make a movie. We can call it Alt-Tab Over To AIM Once In a Goddamn While.

Anyway, my first year of ComicCon was last year, and now that I know what I'm missing, I am sad and jealous.

Posted by: Nat at July 24, 2009 11:07 AM

"Sixteen-year-old girls wept, the floor was covered in a three-inch pool of tears and panty wetness, an half the audience walked out pregnant. Halfway through the panel, the original spirit of Comic-Con died."

Hilarious and sad at the same time.

Can you imagine the horror of a Twilight graphic novel? Fuck, even a Manga.

Posted by: badalamenti at July 24, 2009 11:11 AM

Can you imagine the horror of a Twilight graphic novel?

What do you mean "imagine"? It's being made right now.

Posted by: Jay at July 24, 2009 11:21 AM

The comment box seems to be broken on the "Answer Man" page. Don't know if it's just me.

Posted by: Jay at July 24, 2009 11:45 AM

Oh, Whedon. Must you continue with your relentless awesomeness?

Posted by: TK at July 24, 2009 11:55 AM

Have you seen today's Google logo honoring Comic-Con?
Brilliant!

Posted by: PaddyDog at July 24, 2009 12:04 PM

TK to answer your question: yes, yes he must. If only to conbat the douchenaggleness of whateverthefucktheirnameswere who were ripping on Herbert and Dune as reported in the previous comic-con post.

Posted by: JenVegas at July 24, 2009 12:38 PM

Those posters are definitely hilarious.

I wonder though; 25 minutes of Avatar footage already screened? 15 minutes to be previewed to the public for free? This is gonna be a long damn movie.

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Posted by: Shirley at July 24, 2009 2:18 PM

The 15 free minutes are probably just part of the 25 minutes at Comic Con. I think it's at least two and a half hours though.

Posted by: Mick J at July 24, 2009 2:21 PM

Having sex [with] old men should be encouraged, anyway.
Posted by: annoyingmouse at July 24, 2009 10:51 AM
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There, fixed that for you.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 24, 2009 2:30 PM

The posters are awesome, and I think some other marketing teams could learn a thing or two about what teaser posters should be from these (I'm looking at the people responsible for the Nightmare on Elm Street remake posters)...... but, um, isn't splitting up if something is chasing you sometimes advisable? You know, since the one thing doing the chasing can't go in multiple directions? If the outlook is bleak anyway, why not give part of your crew a chance.

Posted by: Christina at July 24, 2009 2:39 PM

since the one thing doing the chasing can't go in multiple directions?
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Droopy could.

Boo.

Posted by: , (the commenter formerly known as bucdaddy) at July 24, 2009 5:18 PM

Christina's got it right. The posters are an excellent tease. I'll be damned if you don't have charm, Whedon. You even got me to sit through a piss poor season of Dollhouse.

Regarding the splitting up and running like hell, according to Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (go see this film if you have not, you perpetrating horror aficionados) the only possible way to survive in a situation like that is to "run like a motherfucker and don't stop till the sun comes up." Straight from the horse's mouth.

Posted by: Leigh at July 24, 2009 5:22 PM

Dammit Joss, is it really possible for you to match or top the sheer brilliance of Dr. Horrible with merely a few black and red movie posters? Be still my heart, I can hardly wait--

Dagnabbit, that's just an expression, not to be taken literally! Ow, shit! Um, medic? Anybody got a defibrillimajig or maybe a car battery and some jumper cables? Or just a DVD of Firefly handy? So, this is what it's like to have no pulse..

Getting kinda dizzy..whoa, is that Joshua Jackson waiting for me at then end of the tunnel of light?

[dashes off to youtube for assorted Whedon goodness to tide me over until Cabin comes out]

set pulse:= true;
deepbreath = yes;
countdownclock[CITW] = ON;
errormsg 'subject officially has no life';
mockery prospects = good;
action 'sneak away and bide time until next release of vitamin Whedon';;
END OF LINE.

Posted by: lordhelmet at July 24, 2009 5:34 PM

ARGH! My Canadian Google is being totally isolationist! It won't let me switch to the com from the ca. Bugger all.

Posted by: replica at July 24, 2009 7:22 PM

Ha! Replica, I tried that too! Now I don't feel like such a geek. Well, not a lonely geek anyway.

Posted by: Eyvi at July 24, 2009 7:28 PM

Having sex [with] old men should be encouraged, anyway.

Agreed. Especially if he warns you not to go to there, which is what I thought the poster said. Old men who watch 30 Rock? I want to go there. And by there I mean their pants.

Posted by: SaBrina at July 24, 2009 9:53 PM

I do not give shit one about Avatar. Hey James, there's a Termiantor franchise awaiting your rescue. Finish your vanity project already and kick McG to the curb.

Posted by: stryker1121 at July 25, 2009 2:16 AM

Nat, I think the answer is pretty obvious: The kid was conceived via Cybersex. The real question is how the person he cybered with (a fat guy in Portland who was pretending to be a 21 year old college girl of easy virtue) actually carried the child to term.

Posted by: CptCrckpot at July 26, 2009 3:02 AM





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