Cockneys vs Zombies Looks Like the Best Thing to Happen to the Zombie Comedy Since Zombieland, Bruv

By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | August 6, 2012 | Comments ()

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Now this, folks, looks seriously fun, and after a lull in the big-screen zombie feature, leave it to the British to bring it back. This one stars Michelle Ryan (pretty), as one of group of bank robbers trying to escape a zombie invasion. There's also old coots blowing up zombies, lots of zombie-head explosions, and of course, cockney. It's what you'd expect if old-school Lock, Stock Guy Ritchie attempted a zombie film.

Now piss off, muppets. If you'll excuse me, I think I'm going to watch this again. The walker scene elicited a full-on nerd snort.

The one thing the trailer is missing? Michael Caine.

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  • idiosynchronic

    Best movie of 2012 if they get Simon Pegg in a cameo.

  • John W

    God I hope that plays in my theater!

  • Michelle Ryan. I'm in (my bunk).

  • tamatha_uhmelmahaye

    Bwahahaha! Love it!

  • Ley

    They're only supposed to blow the bloody heads off!

  • Obst N. Gemuse

    I believe that was the wonderful actor Richard Briers rockin' the walker. Yeahh!!

  • luckypete

    pure zombie awesome sauce.

  • Zombies are movie bacon. They make everything better, even old people.

  • BiblioGlow

    I believe you will find that it is old people who make zombies better.

  • lowercase_see

    Omg. I have to. Because yes.

  • JenVegas

    The British seem to have way, way more fun with their zombie invasions than we do here.

  • DeistBrawler

    Where the fuck did they get those guns?

  • Bandit

    They're Eastenders, they can get hold of anything for you.

    This movie is now topping my must-see list.

  • It's everything I never knew I wanted in a zombie movie. Old people! Cockney accents! Double decker fatalities!

  • Snath

    First thing through my head when I saw the picture: "IS THAT BRICK TOP WITH A SHOTGUN VERSUS ZOMBIES?!"


  • kingsize

    I'm sorry, but this looks AWESOME!

  • Jujube

    It's ok, kingsize. We all forgive you.

  • I... I... I... RIGHT! Which movie executive fuckstain was it that hacked into my brain and ripped out my ideal movie idea?!

  • TheOriginalMRod

    Oh yeah!

  • dorquemada

    Brick Top! I'm sold.

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