Circumcision Was So Worth It: Boy Becomes a Man Spectacularly Choreographed Bar Mitzvah Entrance
Above is the opening number for Sam Horowitz’s burlesque-themed Bar Mitzvah entrance (apparently, there were more routines), and it is absolutely (ת’) נפלא, נהדר; בל יאומן; אגדי, דמיוני; מהאגדות. Filmed last November, and unearthed by a Jewish mommyblog, it’s the kind of performance typically reserved for ביתי זוני סוג גבוהים, and I mean that in the nicest possible way. That kid’s got (ש”ע) נשמה, נפש, רוח; איש, נפש חיה; רגש, לב; התגלמות; .
I hear they followed up the above with a stage production “Rock the Torah” in leather pants and feather boas, and Horowitz even הדבק את דיק בתפוחי אדמה מרוסקים! Hard core, y’all.
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Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)