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Trade News | March 15, 2007 | Comments (25)


I saw The Pursuit of Happyness under the only condition that would allow me to view the film without hating myself: I snuck in. I haven’t theater-hopped in years, since 1) I’m nowhere near financially secure, but I can afford a movie ticket, and 2) what’s thrilling when you’re 14 and a fun diversion when you’re 20 becomes a whole lot less enjoyable when you’re just grinding out the rent money everyday like a million other cubicle farmers. And really, unless you’re with a group of slightly inebriated college classmates, where’s the fun? But The Pursuit of Happyness looked to be manipulative and predictable, which it was, and on top of that it was also singularly blind to the fact that main character Chris Gardner, played with Very Special Episode of “Fresh Prince” gravitas by Will Smith, had no real dream or goal or ambition in his life other than being rich. Nothing like a movie that enforces the improbability of attaining the American dream. I was glad that I saw the movie for free, having paid to see The Queen and then wandered to the next theater once Stephen Frears’ film ended. The Pursuit of Happyness was cute, but phony. Which means one thing: sequel (kinda.) Yes, it was announced this week that Columbia Pictures is reteaming with Smith for Cooked: From the Streets to the Stove, From Cocaine to Foie Gras, based on the memoir of pusher-turned-chef Jeff Henderson. Chef Jeff got busted for dealing rocks, and while in prison learned how to be a gourmet chef, eventually winding up at the CafĂ© Bellagio in Las Vegas. Now, Sin City’s hiring practices aside, the film looks tailor-made to offer Smith another chance to play a black man beaten by the system who winds up conquering it, and it will likely land Smith another Oscar nomination. But if he wants the Academy hardware that badly, he needs to do a biopic like Forest Whitaker. Everybody knows the real money’s in genocide.

Speaking of torture-porn (OK, I’m bad at segues): Rider Strong, best known as the sensitive “bad boy” from the generation-defining “Boy Meets World” will be appearing in Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever, and no, that’s not a fake title. The original Cabin Fever, you may recall, was the misogynistic Eli Roth’s film debut, a low-budget gorefest so inspiring that none other than hamfisted hackmeister Peter Jackson lent his name to a blurb for the film’s ads. I could’ve sworn Strong died in the first one, but apparently the sequel will find him alive and well, which is probably when things will start to come really unglued. Roth isn’t helming the sequel; that honor falls to Ti West, whose filmography reflects a saddening but not all that surprising lack of any real track record or talent when it comes to filmmaking. Here’s hoping he spices things up by having Topanga cameo.

I’ll leave you with the teaser for Danny Boyle’s new film, the high-concept sci-fi flick Sunshine. Not to be confused with the multigenerational European familial drama from Istvan Szabo (though that’s also worth your time), Boyle’s film deals with a group of scientists who set out to reignite our dying sun and encounter what appear to be the same kind of reality-altering space entities that have been screwing with interstellar explorers since Dave Bowman flew right into the monolith. Regardless of how the story turns out, the execution is mighty stylish:

Daniel Carlson is the managing editor of Pajiba and a low-level employee at a Hollywood industry magazine. You can visit his blog, Slowly Going Bald.


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Comments

Rumor is that Will Smith's son is in talks to play the ever-so-savvy inmate that teaches Will "the ropes," before (spoiler) getting sold for a pack of cigarettes to a white-power body-builder.

Posted by: Kevin Longrie at March 15, 2007 5:05 AM

Yeah it's all about doing biopics to get Oscars innit. It's becomming a bit of a bore really. The Oscars have to be a bit open minded. Why is it the most prestigious awards ceremony again???

Posted by: Jean at March 15, 2007 5:25 AM

All I see is a blank space where the Sunshine trailer should be.

Posted by: Sarah at March 15, 2007 7:12 AM

And Smith will "act" like he does every other role, as the Fresh Prince, same mannerisms, same little catch phrases. I'm also pretty sure he'll find a way to stick his annoying kid in there too.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at March 15, 2007 8:27 AM

I am all over Sunshine...wow.

Posted by: ranylt at March 15, 2007 8:50 AM

Mmm, Cillian Murphy. I just can't help, I adore him. He did great work with Boyle in 28 Days Later, and I'm looking forward to them working together again for Sunshine.

Posted by: Anne at March 15, 2007 10:14 AM

Sunshine. Killer.

But seriously, can we USE that piece of music one more time??

PS: note the Seinfeld-ian emphasis
PPS: it's hard to be clever on so little sleep
PPPS: take the keyboard away from me now

Posted by: nexus 6 at March 15, 2007 10:32 AM

I agree with Jean, I am so sick of people getting nominated for all of these awards merely because they do a good impression of someone else. Arguably, that is what acting is, doing an impersonation of someone you are not, but I am tired of people winning awards because they can talk like Ray Charles, Katherine Hepburn, or Queen Elizabeth II. It takes a lot more talent to come up with an original character with original mannerisms and an original voice.

Posted by: Blake! at March 15, 2007 10:35 AM

So who wants to help me hope that the lead in Cabin Fever 2 is going to use a gun, only to find it unfunctional. Incomes Springy who laughs at him and yells "NOOOOO SPRINGS!"

Posted by: Jaap at March 15, 2007 11:13 AM

I met Rider Strong at a wedding once. Two things: 1) he's about 5'5". 2) he's an absolute dipshit.

Will smith is starting to wear on me. I almost wish he'd go back to making overblown, poorly written sci-fi movies.

And Cabin Fever was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I wanted to like it - Eli Roth is something of a local boy, but... ugh.

Posted by: TK at March 15, 2007 11:47 AM

Actually Nexus, that sounded more Chandler Bing-ian than Seinfeld-ian.

Posted by: Salt&Pooper at March 15, 2007 11:53 AM

salt&pooper (i just loved typing that just then)

you are totally right.

Posted by: nexus 6 at March 15, 2007 11:57 AM

Sienfeldian maybe would have been more along the lines of:

WHAT is the deal with that music? who were the ad wizards that came up with that little gem?

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at March 15, 2007 12:34 PM

Besides being utterly implausible in about every single way, and also using that lame cliche music in the trailer, Sunshine looks like it might be pretty sweet.

Posted by: slick at March 15, 2007 1:03 PM

Where is that music from originally?

Posted by: ormond at March 15, 2007 1:17 PM

Whenever I hear about Rider Strong, I think it's a porn actor. Isn't that about the best male porn name ever?

Posted by: wsapnin at March 15, 2007 1:39 PM

It's the great theme music from "Requiem For A Dream."

The trailer people do that all the time though...I've heard the music for "Edward Scissorhands" DOZENS of times in trailers. I guess they want you to feel connected with the movie or something, I don't know. It is stupid, though.

Posted by: alec at March 15, 2007 1:46 PM

I think the score from "Dave" has been used in nearly every 'aw, shucks', fish out of water movie trailer ever made. Damn, if it isn't a pretty piece of music.

Count me in with the folks who think Sunshine looks like it might possibly not suck. Yay!

Posted by: Kolby at March 15, 2007 3:36 PM

Reignite the sun? Normally when a star dies, it expands first, then goes nova. Our sun will expand out past the rocky planets, comsuming them all...

Posted by: Bill at March 15, 2007 6:04 PM

Sunshine? Meh, didn't look all that interesting. I have a girlcrush on Michelle Yeoh, though, so I hope she gets to live.

Will smith is starting to wear on me. I almost wish he'd go back to making overblown, poorly written sci-fi movies.

Heh. Is it wrong of me to admit that I thought he did a better job in I,Robot? Oh, right, that's because he was nekkid. Just kidding! Sort of.

I was quite excited to see TPOH, especially given the Pajiba review. But it was a boring, trite movie and I kept looking at my watch as it dragged on. My best friend LOVED it, though, and I sometimes wonder how it is we are friends.

Posted by: Daphne at March 15, 2007 6:49 PM

Thanks, Pajiba. Now I have that damn Fresh Prince song stuck in my head. Although I will admit to, um, kind of liking the show. Also, I found Cabin Fever mildly entertaining in a WTF?! way. Two things that stood out in that movie: chickie shaving off strips of her legs (oh god oh god) and chickie losing most of her face but still being alive. But then, I'm the biggest wimp ever.

Posted by: Cuno at March 15, 2007 10:25 PM

Is it just me, or did anyone else think, upon reading the description of the Will Smith flick up there, about the episode of Futurama where Bender becomes a successful chef because he laced the food he made with LSD? I am sorry, but hearing about an ex-drug dealer turned gourmet chef is always going to make me think that.

Posted by: Vermillion at March 15, 2007 11:26 PM

The score from 28 Days Later was beautiful and haunting. I dont know why Boyle used such recycled crap. Theres nothing left in that score for people to hold onto.

Posted by: Mathew at March 16, 2007 5:38 PM

I hope Sunshine is as good as the trailer makes it out to be. After 28 Days Later, I will watch Cillian Murphy in anything. I just hope I'm not punished for that by being subjected to crappy sci-fi. Nothing pains me more than poorly-done sci-fi.

Posted by: stardust savant at March 17, 2007 10:55 AM

So I'll have to bring my sunglasses to the theatre now?

Can anyone tell me what that music in the trailer is called? It's REALLY familliar. And I can't help but wonder if it's by the Kronos Quartet, the guys from Trainspotting? It's even the same director.

Posted by: Graceful Dave at March 19, 2007 2:36 AM





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