Check It Out: Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Will Wear, Uh, Loincloths

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Check It Out: Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Will Wear, Uh, Loincloths

By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | January 23, 2014 | Comments ()


Michael Bay’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a reboot of the TMNT franchise, directed by Jonathan Liebesman and will star, among others, Megan Fox, Will Arnett, Whoopi Goldberg, and William Fichtner — who has apparently signed on for three films, so NEW FRANCHISE. Word is, these new Ninja Turtles do not come from the sewer, rather they are an alien race. We do not yet know, however, if their love of pizza survived the reboot.

What we do know, based on the prototypes for the Halloween costumes inadvertently sent out by a costume company, is that the new Ninja Turtles will wear loin cloths, and that they will look like a combination of Jim Carrey’s Mask character and Slim Goodbody.

Did I mention potential TRILOGY?

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(Source: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles via Uproxx)

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  • Chris Henson

    Pretty sure thats a sweatshirt tied around his waist and he is wearing some kind of spandex like board shorts or something. Silly, over thought costume with an obnoxious amount of useless accessories, but its not a loincloth.

  • Suhas Lotlikar

    Michael Bay MAADARCHOD! This thing looks like Shrek and The Lizard from TASM had steamy gay love and then dumped out this abomination. >_< . Heck thats PROBABLY the story! The Lizard and shrek get kidnapped by aliens, are made to do the hubb-hubba and then they are dumped on this planet COS EVEN THE ALIENS ARE DISGUSTED BY THESE!!!

  • Green Lantern

    No. Just...just NO.

  • Ozioma

    Right, time to get to the doctor's. I can feel that malaria coursing through my veins, and it's making me hallucinate Michael Bay taking yet another big, noisy, wet diarrhea dump on my childhood.

  • Melina

    I just hate this. I can't even think of a smart or snarky thing to say. My boys and I watch the new(ish) show on Nick and we love it.

  • lowercase_ryan

    that's not a loincloth...


  • laylaness

    Either way, it's ridiculous and Michael Bay needs to be stopped.

  • TK

    I don't - wait, no. This isn't... I... what is happening? Is this reality? In the real world-type reality? I can't even. No.

    Does anyone else smell burnt toast?

  • phase10

    "...heroes in disguise, and they're green."

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  • MLeeHolmes

    I could be wrong here, but I believe that is supposed to be a sweatshirt tied around his waist. Not a loin cloth. Unless you were being sarcastic. I suck at idetnifying written scarscasm.

  • NoPantsMcLane

    How is he even gonna wear those sunglasses? He doesn't have any fuckin' ears.

  • Ted Zancha

    Congratulations Bay. You have successfully killed my inner child.

  • Ted Zancha

    Ok, I get that it may be a fake or just a really bad prototype. And yes the tattoo, sweatshirt around the wait, SUNGLASSES!!!!, and stupid fucking necklace piss me off.

    But the fact that they are aliens. And they want to make a franchise off of this. I just cant. I really hope people just ignore this film and it dies.

    I mean, come on with this photo:

  • DarthBrookes

    Zooming in, I notice that one of the extra's (the one behind, ugh, Donatello's shell) is so thrilled to be part of this movie he's giving the camera the finger.

  • Ted Zancha

    Actually, I'm more concerned about the two bad guys over to the left. It looks as if one is unzipping/ playing with the pants of another bad guy. Considering the Ninja Turtles look to be in shackles, it appears Bay is going to some dark places with the villains in this film.

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    ☮☮☮☮ ☮☮☮☮☮ ☮☮️☮☮ ☮☮︀☮ ☮☮☮but I believe that is supposed to be a sweatshirt tied around his waist. Not a loin cloth.

  • Guest

    Copy + Paste

  • BlackRabbit

    Apparently he also killed Michelangelo.

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