Check It Out: Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Will Wear, Uh, Loincloths

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Check It Out: Michael Bay's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Will Wear, Uh, Loincloths

By Dustin Rowles | Trade News | January 23, 2014 | Comments ()


Michael Bay’s Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a reboot of the TMNT franchise, directed by Jonathan Liebesman and will star, among others, Megan Fox, Will Arnett, Whoopi Goldberg, and William Fichtner — who has apparently signed on for three films, so NEW FRANCHISE. Word is, these new Ninja Turtles do not come from the sewer, rather they are an alien race. We do not yet know, however, if their love of pizza survived the reboot.

What we do know, based on the prototypes for the Halloween costumes inadvertently sent out by a costume company, is that the new Ninja Turtles will wear loin cloths, and that they will look like a combination of Jim Carrey’s Mask character and Slim Goodbody.

Did I mention potential TRILOGY?

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(Source: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles via Uproxx)

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