Pajiba

Now you listen here:

You DON'T put up a picture of Summer Glau (and a stunning one, at that) alongside THAT headline.

You DON'T.

You tryna give me a fucking heart attack?

Also, why won't the site remember my personal info any more, no matter how many times I check the box that says "Remember personal info"? Get somebody on that.

I imagine Glau's keyboard is pretty glaued up right about now.

"Kristen Bell, a Summer Glau, and a Felicia Day? In string bikinis? Participating in roller derby"

This is a show I would watch.

/returns to grave

Blech.

You know who they'll cast?

Ashlee Simpson, that one chick from 90210 and what's her face, Shannon from Lost. Keep dreaming, Rowles.

You're forgetting Audrina from The Hills. She'll deliver her lines flatter than an 8-year old girl, yet make for great "mute-button tv" by the pool.

Ashley Simpson as the redhead!
Audrina as the brunette!
And who gives a crap as the token blonde!

Premiering Spring 2010 -- Charlie's Angels!

"Kristen Bell isn't that attractive and she's got freaky eyes!" Jay

Errr.....are you new here?

D-Day, good idea. Audrina! She'd be perfect for such a shit show. I still say Shannon from Lost as the generic blond.

Who said "Charlie's Angels" was good?

And who said longevity makes a good show? I'm just reminding a show like this usually is not good and not a good idea, and if it's on a network...well, they are axe-happy.

Hmm. My previous response got eaten. But the D-Day question doesn't even make sense, unless there's Pajiba brainwashing powers that I'm somehow immune too.

Girl is unremarkable and has freaky eyes.

Oh so VIP and She Spies were SMASHING successes, were they? Maybe we are not as advanced and highly evolved organisms as you to see them as such.

"Just let's not pretend Aaron Spelling ever made "good" television."

Aaaah niiiiice,

This the new trend folks, crapping on history, things need to be remade because the originals SUCKED. Hey, buddy, if they SUCKED so much, they wouldn't be remaking them.

I loved She Spies. Mock if you will.

This the new trend folks, crapping on history, things need to be remade because the originals SUCKED. Hey, buddy, if they SUCKED so much, they wouldn't be remaking them.

I thought that was PRECISELY why they are remaking them. They sucked, but made money. And since the networks obviously don't want to risk putting quality television on when troglodytes (no offense) are more than willing to shlump themselves down in front of the TV for it. Then once it hits syndication, people can go on and on about how good the television was back then.

Face it, 90% of TV sucked then, and it still sucks now. It is just people like you who insist on polishing that decades-old turd to justify your own hipster-like dedication to it.

“particularly high on this project.”

Seems that these network execs would have to be “particularly high" to think that all these remakes are a good idea.

I'm waiting for a MASH remake set in Iraq, however unlike the first time around, MASH Iraq will probably be the one that ends first.

"It is just people like you who insist on polishing that decades-old turd to justify your own hipster-like dedication to it..."

I only see one hipster here and that's YOU. I don't want ANY of this shit remade, leave them as they were and move the fuck on. I just want them to come up something original.

Can I admit to watching She Spies without feeling like I'm admitting to turning my brain off and watching pretty bounce around in front of my uncaring eyes?

That's a no, isn't it?

I agree...TV has always sucked. You have the occasional gems (and they are completely subjective...one person's Firefly is another person's Modern Family), but for the most part, they're an excuse to do the above...turn your brain off and just let the funny/exciting/sexy get forcefed to you from an animal-shaped sparkly spoon. Which isn't always a bad thing. You just have to remember what you're fighting about when you complain about stuff like that. They're not taking the Hope Diamond and photocopying three million glass copies. It's a television series, people!

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"Can I admit to watching She Spies without feeling like I'm admitting to turning my brain off and watching pretty bounce around in front of my uncaring eyes?.."

Are you kidding me? I loved that series! The only problem was, they never aired it at a consistent timeslot. They would, like show it on a Sunday at 3 PM, then next episode would appear on a Tuesday at 4 AM, oh and that's not including the times when they would air it UNANNOUNCED after some College basketball game and shit.

Hey, I think that Jambocast Flash-crash thing has stopped! Excellent!!

And yeah, what Vermillion said, turn on the auto-complete and you'll only have to fill in the fields once, won't even need to check the box.

Oh and I'm not gonna take Slim's opinion on what's a good show. He didn't even like the Star Trek movie!

Now what are you gonna do, internet tough guy?

Ohhh, stand off!

Are you kidding me? I loved that series!

So a remake is okay, but only if they don't use the same name? And don't even pretend that show wasn't a full-on ripoff of Angels.

I suppsoe Stand Alone Complex falls into that nice little ribbon of denial as well, huh?

I'm not pretending and I don't need to deal with anything. And I must have hit pretty close to home since now you are clearly going personal.

Oh, you thought that was personal, huh? You think you hit a nerve?

Yeah, you sure did. I have tried my damndest to act like I had a little bit of empathy. Anytime I felt like calling you out for the selfishn hypocritical punk bitch you are, I stifled it down and went on my way. I have actually tried to treat you and morons like you with an ounce of respect.

But fuck that. You don't deserve any respect.

So you want to lose your shit over a fucking TV show? Well do it. Start with the waterworks, you tired, overindulged, self-sabotaging chickenshit. Just eke out one little ass tear for your stupid ass show. Come on, you can do it.

Oh wait, let me put that in a way your brain can translate: "You mad. You like titty show. Bad people want bring back show. They no ask you. You cry in pillow."

Hahahahaha first of all, I could care less about any respect or lack thereof that you might have towards me, don't want it, don't need it, don't care. Second , you are the one who's ranting and acting like a bitch. Thirdly, you don't like what I have to say? Tough cojones don't read my posts, otherwise do it and aggravate the hell out of yourself, like you are now, 'cause I ain't changing, honey. I consider this matter, closed.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at November 13, 2009 1:57 PM

Hey, hey now. It's okay. I didn't mean to make you actually cry. No, I accept your apology. It is fine. Don't beat yourself up. You do have more brain cells than a plankton. No, you really do.

I love the juxtaposition of Fappy's "fap" comments in between Vermillion and BSlim's knock-down drag-out fight. It's like some sort of Dadaist street performance.

Fappy, Vermillion and BSlim. A Charlie's Angel's for our time. They've got snappy repartee, romantic tension, and DAMNIT someone has got to clean up after Fappy!

6 seasons on FX. The show jumps the shark when the Vman and BSlim finally hook up.

Woof I almost forgot about Drew Barrymore. She's built like a lead horse.

And am I the only one who thinks Felicia Day is way too close to the mousy girl in The Fisher King?

I would need a steel reinforced bunk with those three ladies.

It's really funny that they call you guys eloquent.