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Character Designs From The Crow Starring The Emu Are A Hoot

By Rob Payne | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (8)



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Including the header image up there, Shock Till You Drop released some exclusive images for the Bradley Cooper Emu-abandoned reborquel of The Crow, specifically character designs of Bradley Cooper’s the Emu’s version of the titular Crow. Again including the header image up there, all the designs are hilariously horrible in a total non-twist ending.

I would classify the three below as the “best” of the bunch, but they’re all worth checking out. And I feel compelled to point out that it isn’t the art itself that’s (ironic “air quotes”) “fantastic,” it’s the fact that the mere thought of Bradley Cooper the Emu as the Crow in a new adaptation of comic creator James O’Barr’s only idea ever is a delightful bit of schadenfreude. See for yourself:

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I’m guessing Bradley Cooper’s the Emu’s the Crow was in Guns N Roses?

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That haircut would have been amaahzing.

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And, of course, the money shot.

The previously planned, Juan Carlos Fresnadilla left the project, too, which means artist Diego Latorre’s concepts are probably going away, too. Should this surely eventual box office success ever take flight, a new director working with a new lead actor will likely bring in a new artist for their own interpretation of the character. So, cherish it while you can, my fellow Pajibans. Cherish it!

Rob Payne also writes the indie comic The Unstoppable Force and tweets on the Twitter @RobOfWar. He hopes that RyRey gets cast next, and then maybe Fassbender, because that wouldn’t be horrible, but would be obnoxious.









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Comments

Does The Crow involve fighting or marital arts? Bradley Cooper would have been a good choice for that because, as we all know, emus have one hell of a kick.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at November 15, 2011 11:40 AM

guuuuhhhckh

Posted by: Jordan at November 15, 2011 11:43 AM

Marital arts?

Mrs. J, your comment makes me oddly, nay, uncomfortably curious about the goings on at Chez Julien.

Posted by: Groundloop at November 15, 2011 1:40 PM

I like the one with the Mystery the Pickup Artist hat. He's totally peacocking there.

Posted by: Robert at November 15, 2011 1:53 PM

What a butthole.

Posted by: jzhz at November 15, 2011 5:17 PM

I can't spend ALL my time ironing the anti-macassars.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at November 15, 2011 5:58 PM

So, he's pulling his year long dead wife out of the ground? And what's with the terrible Slash Foghat? Nice to see they braid hair in the afterlife.

I'm confused. Wasn't the abject failure of the 6 or 7 Crow sequels enough to convince them that...eh, never mind.

Posted by: Protoguy at November 15, 2011 10:17 PM

That Guns n Roses bit. Priceless. I got to see Axl Rose and the Guns in Dallas the other Saturday thanks to The Sword's guest list. That was a very interesting experience. One guitarist was dressed as a Hot Topic version of Slash. You could copy and paste that image eight times, add some instruments, and there you have it. The whole gang. In front of fireworks.

Posted by: SsarahSarah at November 16, 2011 2:08 AM