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Really? Charming Potato Might Be Captain America? Really?

By TK | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (48)



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The Captain America movie casting has officially reached Stage Four: Infuriating.

The casting of Cap continues to be a steadily rotating wheel of disaster, which is really unfortunate. Several names have been tossed into the ring, including Chris Evans (Fantastic Four, Garret Heldund (Tron Legacy), Mike Vogel (Cloverfield) and Wilson Bethel (“Generation Kill”). Now you can add two more names to the mix — Ryan Phillippe (The Way of the Gun) and former stripper Charming Potato Channing Tatum (Dear John, GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra).

Ugh. Can I vote for none of the above? Captain America is possibly the toughest of the Avengers to cast, because he’s such an iconic character whose career spans two completely separate eras, different ages, different everything. He’s tough, all-American, noble… kind of the non-flying Superman of the Marvel universe. Phillippe is wrong in almost every way I can think of. I actually don’t mind him as an actor — in fact, I really liked him in the last flick I saw him in, Franklyn. But he’s not Cap. And Channing Tatum certainly has the build for it, but Jesus batmonkey-humping Cristo, is that boy wooden. Calling him wooden is an insult to wood. He’s just a terrible actor. I mean, some of his first work was as a dancer in Ricky Martin’s “She Bangs” video. This is our possible future Captain America?

So the wheel continues to go round and round.

In other Captain America news, director Joe Johnston is also looking at three actresses for the role of “Peggy” — Keira Knightley, Emily Blunt and Alice Eve. The only Peggy I can remember from the comics is Peggy Carter, Cap’s girlfriend during WWII, who was a member of the French resistance and some sort of spy, if I remember correctly. Given Johnston’s determination to cast an American as Cap, it’s odd that he’s looking at three Brits for Peggy (who is American in the comics), but what the hell do I know. Knightley can do action, as evidenced in the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, I know little about Eve other than she was in the awful Crossing Over and currently starring in She’s Out of My League. Emily Blunt is pretty much fantastic, but in the end it’s likely a smaller role, so it’s not that important. They’re all good-to-very-good actresses.

Regardless, The First Avenger: Captain America (still hate the title) is slated for July of 2011, but at this rate, they won’t even have the casting completed yet by then.

(h/t to Slashfilm)









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Comments

Just scrap the whole thing! He can't be cast! Let it go, people! He wasn't even an original Avenger! I want to see some Ant-Man up in here!

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at March 16, 2010 10:12 AM

"I guess you forgot about the time you and Bravo company left my black ass for dead."

Whatever. Cap never did nothin' for Black Dynamite.

Posted by: superasente at March 16, 2010 10:21 AM

Here it comes, the complete and total hault of any Avengers movie dream.

Captain America will be a disasater.

Posted by: Brian at March 16, 2010 10:25 AM

I feel like they're lookin too young, I know cap'n America was a youth initiallly but to me an older actor could have both the acting skill and physical stamina to pull it off. Not to mention the casting dates the film: it's gonna be an origins story which means who ever they cast will have to be able tocarry his own film then compete with RDJ, Sam Jackson and potentially Edward Norton. Maybe GArret Hedlund could pull it off and that's a very stretched mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaybe but yeah, I don't see captain America by its self be anythig worth watching knowin full well what we have to compare it to ( RDJ owning, just, everybody in sight, man)

Posted by: Nadine at March 16, 2010 10:32 AM

Channing Tatum certainly has the build for it

He does? That's him in the picture up there, right? Not exactly what I would call ripped.

Another website I was at recently suggested that black guy from the Old Spice commercials. THAT I would pay to see.

Posted by: Todd at March 16, 2010 10:34 AM

bleh. Just cast Chris Pine and get it over with.

Posted by: dene at March 16, 2010 10:37 AM

Can't really do a black guy in there, as they have a black Cap America (both past/present if you add Josiah).

Here's why:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaiah_Bradley

Posted by: D-Day at March 16, 2010 10:38 AM

*initiating rage machine*

CHANNING TATUM WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY-03vYYAjA

Posted by: D-Day at March 16, 2010 10:39 AM

Just call Capt. Tightpants in and call it a day.

Posted by: dammitjanet at March 16, 2010 10:48 AM

I think we're all missing the obvious casting choice here: Dolph Lungren.

Posted by: admin at March 16, 2010 10:50 AM

Just cast Arnold and make it a comedy.

Posted by: BWeaves at March 16, 2010 11:22 AM

This is a shout out to all the MST3K fans, because every time I see Channing Tatum:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY&feature=related

I'm in an extraneous-linky mood today.

Posted by: D-Day at March 16, 2010 11:27 AM

The only good part about captain america's storyline was when he died. Just like Superman.

Posted by: Johnny Von Awesome at March 16, 2010 11:31 AM

Watch. Watch what I'm going to do right here.

Jon Hamm.

You're welcome.

Posted by: branded at March 16, 2010 11:39 AM

Alice Eve was also in the rather wonderful Starter for Ten, playing a pretty blonde named Alice. Hmm. Maybe not so much of a stretch for a first acting job.

I'd love a young Matt Damon type in this part or a Bradley James in that Merlin show no one in the US watched.

Posted by: Annika at March 16, 2010 11:47 AM

I still kinda think John Barrowman should do it. He's technically American, mostly. And he does have that old-timey American actor look to him. 'Course he oscillates between amazing actor and amazing B-movie actor, so it could go either way acting-wise, but he'd sure look nice.

Posted by: Nat Kittyface at March 16, 2010 11:55 AM

Watch. Watch what I'm going to do right here.

Jon Hamm.

I love you. He'd never be cast (too old I guess) but damn that man is pretty. And now he's in my brain first thing in the morning, like Eric Bana was yesterday. And that makes me happy.

Thank you.

Posted by: figgy at March 16, 2010 11:59 AM

He'd never be cast (too old I guess) but damn that man is pretty.

I agree that's exactly why they wouldn't pick him, despite the fact that both Norton and RDJ are both older than Hamm.

Posted by: branded at March 16, 2010 12:07 PM

*shakes fist*

"KHANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!"

Posted by: DeistBrawler at March 16, 2010 12:09 PM

CHARMING POTATO! YEEEEEES!

Posted by: MikeyLikesIt at March 16, 2010 12:18 PM

If Channing gets the part, Captain America will be the funniest comic book movie ever made. Anyone remember the Simpsons episode when Raineer Wolfcastle is playing Radioactive Man?

Up ahn at them!
Up ahn at them!
Up ahn at them!

See what I mean? This has the potential to be a gold mine of butchered one liners.

Posted by: schrome at March 16, 2010 12:28 PM

I'ms eriously so happy that PPajiba caaled him Charming Potato. I thought I was the only one! After wards, I usually have to clarify by saying "The Dancing Janitor", and for SOME reason, people are always like, "OOOOOOOhhhhhhh..." I love him. He won't be Cap, but we can at least hope he makes his own Captain America movie in his garage. With Tom Jane as Jonah Hex.

Posted by: MikeyLikesIt at March 16, 2010 12:29 PM

I missed the MST3K reference before my last post but it is worth mentioning that I fucking love that episode. Big McLargeHuge is still a better actor than Mr. Potato Head.

Posted by: schrome at March 16, 2010 12:32 PM

While figgy is happy with Jon Hamm or Eric Bana in her brain early in the mo'nin...I thank Nat Kittyface for putting the indescribably yummy John Barrowman in my head for the rest of the afternoon.......

mmmmmmmm

Posted by: dammitjanet at March 16, 2010 12:44 PM

"Charming Potato" is one of those things that's just so right, once you hear it, it just sticks.

That said, I CANNOT understand why Charming Potato has any sort of career. Yeah, he's decently ripped, but aren't ripped, handsome guys kind of a dime a dozen in Hollywood? Plenty of 'em, so you'd think there'd be some sort of selection process wherein the ones who have a modicum of acting talent and/or a skosh of charisma would get decent roles, and former strippers who make planks of wood seem like master thespians would be waiting tables at Olive Garden. But I digress.

Channing Tatum is just to the left of Taylor Lautner on my scale of dudes who are fugly and can't act.

Posted by: MM at March 16, 2010 12:53 PM

How about they borrow Colin Ferguson from Eureka?

Posted by: The Kilted Yaksman at March 16, 2010 1:02 PM

Bolt...VanderHuge!
Slab...Bulkhead!
Punch...Rockgroin!
Thick...McRunFast!

I could watch that clip all day.

Posted by: D-Day at March 16, 2010 1:43 PM

Posted by: D-Day at March 16, 2010 1:46 PM

I still like the idea of Captain Awesome for Captain America. It just rolls off the tongue so nicely.

Posted by: Petrie at March 16, 2010 2:27 PM

branded you genius. I like the Charming Potato, but Jon Hamm can do things to my pants that spuddy just can't.
Plus he can actually act! Bonus.

Posted by: squeeziee at March 16, 2010 2:36 PM

Petrie has an EXCELLENT suggestion....

Course, Casey/Jayne would be fantastic too....

Posted by: dammitjanet at March 16, 2010 2:41 PM

I still like Krasinski, and no one agrees, I just think that it would lead the series in an interesting direction.

Posted by: Mebe at March 16, 2010 3:03 PM

Nathan Fillion would also be good.

Posted by: Mebe at March 16, 2010 3:04 PM

Chris Pine is also goo.

Posted by: Mebe at March 16, 2010 3:05 PM

arg Chris Pine is also a GOOD choice.

Posted by: Mebe at March 16, 2010 3:06 PM

Chris Pine is also goo

Top typo of the week!

Posted by: dammitjanet at March 16, 2010 3:21 PM

It can't be Fillion, he's far too Canadian. Which means he'd be perfect.

Posted by: admin at March 16, 2010 3:36 PM

Fillion is perfect for EVERYTHING!

in my pants

Posted by: dammitjanet at March 16, 2010 3:40 PM

It can't be Fillion, he's far too Canadian.

Captain America uses a shield, not a hammer.

Posted by: branded at March 16, 2010 4:28 PM

Just for shits and giggles, what if that kid from "Smallville" played Cap? What's his name -- Tom Welling.

Yes: I know he's not blonde. He's got the right boyishness for the young Steve Rogers.

Posted by: hater from siloam springs at March 16, 2010 5:00 PM

Damn Fillion for being Canadian!

Posted by: Mebe at March 16, 2010 5:34 PM

I still like Krasinski the most, I think that was a poetic choice, but damn the man and the Jim haters!

Posted by: Mebe at March 16, 2010 5:35 PM

Sawyer!

What's his name. Um. *looks up*

Josh Harroway. Him. He's blond and hot and hot.

*throwing names out there*

Posted by: figgy at March 16, 2010 11:07 PM

Josh Holloway, I mean.

I just know him as "SAWYER, GET IN MY PANTS".

Posted by: figgy at March 16, 2010 11:07 PM

Agree Phillippe and Tatum are not right.

I don't understand why they wouldn't make a real push for someone like Brad Pitt or Matt Damon. I believe Damon has said he is not interested, but Pitt would seem to be the obvious choice. He's older but can play young, he's a good actor, and he wouldn't be blown off the screen by RDJ and Sam Jackson.

If they are going to go with a younger, lesser-known actor, I would echo those on here who have suggested Jensen Ackles.

Posted by: Dignan at March 16, 2010 11:57 PM

Does he have to be American?
I vote for Henry Cavill.

Hmmmmm....... Henry Cavill

Posted by: Bizarro SofĂ­a at March 17, 2010 1:14 PM

I still like the idea of Captain Awesome for Captain America. It just rolls off the tongue so nicely. - Petrie

Bam, casting done. I can't believe I didn't see it before.

Posted by: James at March 18, 2010 4:32 AM

I don't know who's going to play Cap, but I am pretty certain that this movie is going to suuuuuuuck.

Posted by: Jelinas at March 18, 2010 5:39 AM


















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