Pajiba

Wow, that's a whole new slant! And it's even worse than debasement!

*kneels before admin, in the good only-semi-sexual way*

Figgy: You've got two contenders right here for EE this week

Pitching here:

8 tv-execs locked together in an elevator for let's say 72 hours.

Twist: half of them are avid smokers, only they have only half a pack to share and only 4 matches.

Twist 2: One of them is a mole with a chronic flatulence condition.

Where's my check?

You have made my day Bweaves...I'm still laughing 30 minutes later.

And the sad part is - I was being serious.

This week's EE is going to be impossible. You people. You people and your funnyness.

I don't know, man, even without ever going outside I HATE my neighbors. They're noisy fucks with no regard for anyone else, so I think being walled off with them would be a fucking nightmare. I'd probably kill them all with hammers.

Hahahahhahahaha. Dawn wins.

Network Executive Survivor: Pitch Me

7 contestants are fighting for the chance for their pet project to get the greenlight, prime viewing slot, and $10 million in additional promotional budget. In round 1, they are all kept in a windowless waiting room with 6 chairs. The AC is broken, 3 of them are rabid non-smokers, and at least one of them has a nervous habit of tapping his foot very loudly. When the survivors are all seated, and once the body has been properly disposed of, we move on to round 2! The survivors are put in a green room with a 1-way mirror on a wall, and told to rehearse their pitches in 10 minutes or less - unfortunately, due to overbooking, they have to rehearse simultaneously. After 5 minutes, there's a mysterious power failure, and night vision cameras watch as natural selection makes creative use of items placed in the room. Again, after the lights come on the bodies are removed, and the 3 survivors are sent to the focus group room, where they make 1-on-1 pitches to assorted critics over the next hour. The critics give their feedback in the form of antidotes for the various additives to the survivors' tampered water bottles. The 2 barely-standing survivors are then sent to the network executive for the riveting final round. Their feet are literally riveted in place and have to somehow entice the executive out of his drug-induced semi-consciousness, hold his attention long enough to make their pitch, and get him to press the button that lets them walk away (with rivets still attached) before the room spontaneously combusts. Whoever manages to leave the room in time becomes the new network executive, and gets to exploit his or her pet project at will. If nobody leaves the room in time the viewing public is declared the winner, and the people behind NES:PM are then locked on camera in a building liberally equipped with knives, for the sequel show: Survivor: Cannibal Edition!

Idea instead of that make a reality show in the same setting staring 8 video games charecters
Pacman,Mario,Sonic the hedgehog, Solid Snake, Lara Croft, Masterchief,Samus and Megaman.

My boyfriend's family is one of the eight having to participate and I've met the other neighbors and can actually say they're all really diverse and lively people. They've all got they're own hilarious tendencies and unique traits. If anything, I kind of admire him being able to handle being locked together with his family with no phone, tv, or internet. I'd probably commit suicide on camera and he knows it. Haha. While mine is crazy with its own issues, his does as well with its own extensive past so I can say they're more like everyone else than any of you previous people have stated. They're far from perfect and neither are any of the other families. Sure, the plot sounds boring but from what I've been informed of by the participants, cbs aims to promote spending time with one's family rather than the actual reality tv half of it. I myself hate reality television and refuse to watch survivor or anything of the sort so I don't blame some of you for not wanting to watch it. If anything, I'm going to watch Block Party mainly to see if it's worth the work cbs is getting the families to put into it. Not to mention I won't get to see or talk to my boyfriend for three solid weeks so I'll be bored as shit. Haha.