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Captain Trips' Wild Ride: Stephen King's The Stand To Be Adapted Into A Film (Possible Trilogy; Not By Ron Howard)

By Rob Payne | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (28)



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I would never call myself one of the “Eloquents,” but before I began writing here, I was a fairly regular Pajiba commenter, and I’m positive that in some trade news post about the (inevitably failed) The Dark Tower adaptation I mentioned how I thought, instead of that they ought to do a trilogy of The Stand. Okay, not “they” as in Tower adapters Ron Howard, Brian Grazer, and Akiva Goldsman, but “they” as in Hollywood’s best and brightest creative geniuses. I’m not going to say they took my advice, again not “they” as in Ron Howard, et al, but I am going to say that I always thought it was a good idea. Especially when, according to Drew McWeeny at HitFix, the “creative geniuses” in question happen to be David Yates and Steve Kloves, the director and writer team of the last four Harry Potter adaptations (and all of them but the fifth for Kloves).

As McWeeny notes, “How many other film franchises genuinely got better as they went?” While my favorite HP movie (and book, as it happens) is The Prisoner of Azkaban, it’s impossible to ignore that the last three movies are much better than most of those that came before. The Half-Blood Prince and The Deathly Hallows parts I & II also happen to be good showcases for how a proper adaptation of Stephen King’s book might be brought to cinematic life, at least stylistically. I do enjoy the 90s ABC miniseries, especially its version of Tom Cullen…



…but it could definitely be improved upon, and definitely from a cinematographic perspective. A film, and especially a trilogy, would be able to capitalize on the bigger budgets compared to television, the new level of special effects available, and be able to accumulate a (ahem) better cast. No offense to Molly Ringwald or Corin Nemac, or anyone else from the miniseries, but if Nolan’s Warner Bros. comic book franchises can lure in those top-line performers — I was going to list all the amazing actors, and decided against it as we would be here all day — then surely this Warner Bros. project also deserves an equally compelling cast. And, hey, some fantastic actors have already worked with both Yates and Kloves on huge adaptations, so why not keep that gravy train rollin’ on them biscuit wheels?

Of course, it could fall through just like The Dark Tower , which collapsed for a few reasons, including budgetary reasons and attempting such a stellar cast. The Economy is still in shambles, after all. But Yates and Kloves have proven they can make these kinds of movies on time, on budget, and not half bad. Doesn’t that seem much more plausible than Ron Howard’s ridiculously convoluted film-TV-film-TV-film plan? Naturally, I’m going to try to keep my potential excitement subdued until I at least see a trailer for a finished, or in-production, film. But, honestly, for fans of King’s work, may Randall Flagg strike me down if I’m wrong, we could be much worse off.

I did mention Akiva Goldsman, right?

Rob Payne also writes the indie comic The Unstoppable Force (updates Monday/Thursday), co-hosts the internet radio show We’re Not Fanboys (every 2nd/4th Sunday), and enjoys spelling various things “m-o-o-n” on the Twitter @RobOfWar. He really meant no offense to Corin Nemac, as he (still) loves “Parker Lewis Can’t Lose.”









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Comments

I dunno. I never thought the mini-series was bad. Sure it could be made better, most things could but at the end of the day it's still a re-make of a Steven King book and the movies from those books have largely been the suck.

Cant feel the excitement.

Posted by: logan at August 12, 2011 10:37 AM

A film adaptation of "The Stand" is an interesting idea, but no screenwriter, not even Yates or Kloves, could save its ridiculous ending.

M-o-o-n, that spells deus ex machina!

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at August 12, 2011 10:44 AM

I kind of liked the mini-series. Not perfect by any means and a few mis-castings, but overall I was pretty pleased with it. Then again, I saw it when it originally aired and have never gone back to watch it.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at August 12, 2011 10:47 AM

I keep waiting for a great, expensive adaptation to happen, and it never happens. I'm not even gonna get my hopes up for this

Posted by: figgy at August 12, 2011 10:50 AM

I hated the mini-series for one reason: Molly Ringwald is no Fran. Period. A lot of the rest of the casting was excellent (Gary Sinise? Perfect), but that Molly Ringwald casting just ruined it for me.

If they could do this right, I would be peeing my pants with excitement, but I am not holding my breath (or carrying extra pants around with me).

Posted by: Laura at August 12, 2011 10:57 AM

Just because the protagonists did not drive the ending of the story does not mean that it was deus ex machina.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at August 12, 2011 10:59 AM

I was a little disappointed in the mini-series only because it didn't give me that same feeling of hopelessness that the book gave me. The part where the gang of guys started executing members of the military on live TV made me put the book down for a few days.

Posted by: kickfight at August 12, 2011 11:12 AM

*Spoilers for anyone who hasn't read/seen The Stand*

From the definition of deus ex machina - "a plot device whereby a seemingly inextricable problem is suddenly and abruptly solved with the contrived and unexpected intervention of some new event, character, ability, or object." You really think the Hand of God coming out of the heavens to set off the bomb doesn't fit that definition perfectly? It's a literal Deus!

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at August 12, 2011 11:16 AM

HEY!

God helps those who help themselves.


It's in the Bible dude.

Posted by: logan at August 12, 2011 11:22 AM

Stephen King is the worst writer of American literature in the last century. He writes for drooling retards. No wonder he's so popular.

Posted by: Case at August 12, 2011 11:25 AM

Ohmygod you're so right I'm gonna burn all his books and repent because you HAVE MADE ME SEE THE LIGHT with your smartness!

Posted by: figgy at August 12, 2011 11:44 AM

Really? The "worst writer of American literature in the last century?" That's giving James Patterson, Dan Brown, Stephanie Myers, Candace Bushnell, and loads of others far too much credit.

Posted by: RobP at August 12, 2011 11:47 AM

I was gonna say that only a retard would talk about Steven King and American literature in the same sentence, King surely wouldn't, but I thought that was unfair to retards.

Posted by: logan at August 12, 2011 11:52 AM

logan, "God helps those who help themselves." is nowhere in the Bible. It's Poor Richard's Almanac...then again, you probably already know that. I guess in that case, I am an idiot and you may proceed with the ridicule.

In my defense, I have been scarificing sleep this week in order to rid the world of all the Jameson's so I guess I'm just excited that I still know stuff and can type words that string together to make sentences...so just let me have that.

And Case...whoa there, guy! I mean, I'm not some sort of King fanatic or anything but there are quite a few of his works in my collection that I still enjoy reading after the umpteenth time (The Shining still scares the ever-loving shit out of me.) If you're going to go ahead and call me a drooling retard (which I have already self-proclaimed so I don't even know why I'm taking offense) you might want to back that up with a more articulate opinion as to why you feel that way. Otherwise it's just really mean.

Posted by: E the B at August 12, 2011 12:08 PM

Actually E the B I did not know that phrase was not in the bible being the unwashed heathen I am.

However per Wikipedia the phrase is older than Ben Frankin's Poor Richards Almanac.

So you correct me. I correct you. Let's call it even? :)

Posted by: logan at August 12, 2011 12:17 PM

Even Stevens logan :) I always appreciate learning new things but let's just hope I'm capable of retention today.

Posted by: E the B at August 12, 2011 12:35 PM

"Possible trilogy"
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So I'll show up with 15 minutes to go in the third movie, when something interesting FINALLY happens.

The book was a slog. It had to be said.

Posted by: , at August 12, 2011 12:36 PM

...or spelling the word "sacrificing". Maybe I should just stick with four-letter words today.

Posted by: E the B at August 12, 2011 12:39 PM

Doesn’t that seem much more plausible than Ron Howard’s ridiculously convoluted film-TV-film-TV-film plan?

i hope this is not the main reason behind the failure. i like to see one in action first.

Stephen King is the worst writer of American literature in the last century. He writes for drooling retards. No wonder he's so popular.

I was gonna say that only a retard would talk about Steven King and American literature in the same sentence, King surely wouldn't, but I thought that was unfair to retards.

http://youtu.be/T549VoLca_Q

Posted by: haplo at August 12, 2011 1:02 PM

HE STARTED IT!

Posted by: logan at August 12, 2011 1:08 PM

still...

Posted by: haplo at August 12, 2011 1:35 PM

Well I said it was unfair to them so that's like a left-handed defense right?

Great now the leftys will be mad at me...

Posted by: logan at August 12, 2011 1:40 PM

Really? The "worst writer of American literature in the last century?" That's giving James Patterson, Dan Brown, Stephanie Myers, Candace Bushnell, and loads of others far too much credit.

Amen, RobP.

Posted by: MM at August 12, 2011 2:04 PM

So white chicks can't write in the voices of black maids, but we're all good with copious deployment of "retard"? Just want to be sure of when to activate my righteous indignation protocol.

Probably shouldn't have crossed the streams...

Posted by: VeryKerry at August 12, 2011 3:26 PM

So white chicks can't write in the voices of black maids, but we're all good with copious deployment of "retard"?

Thank you!

Posted by: haplo at August 12, 2011 6:08 PM

Molly Ringwald suuuuuucked. Franny is the lynchpin of the story, and when she is someone as banal as Ringwald, the whole thing just falls apart. Not even Sinise could save it, though he tried mightily.

Put in a great Franny and even the deus ex machina is forgiven.

Except... Mr. King... please... stay out of the cameo thing. It's a killer, too.

Posted by: Maryscott O'Connor at August 13, 2011 3:24 AM

I have a great love for the miniseries and the book, but jesus oh pete, some of that dialogue was corny.

I loved loved loved Gary Sinese in it, though.

Posted by: linny at August 13, 2011 8:45 PM

"I was gonna say that only a retard would talk about Steven King and American literature in the same sentence, King surely wouldn't, but I thought that was unfair to retards."

Interesting, because the dude has won the O. Henry Prize and has had his short stories published in the New Yorker and the Atlantic (among other publications). He wrote the stories upon which The Shawshank Redemption, Stand by Me, Misery and other lauded movies were based.

Say what you like about his novels, but his short stories/novellas are often brilliant.

Posted by: samantha t at August 15, 2011 5:19 PM