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Can Kevin Smith Host A Daily TV SMalk Show?

By Rob Payne | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (15)



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What’s a “SMalk” show? I don’t know, but I don’t know what a “SModcast” is either. Regardless, movie director and some time indie darling Kevin Smith is going to try his hand at hosting a half-hour television talk show, tentatively titled (the) Kevin Smith Project. Kevin Smith and “his people”* are prepping the pilot, searching for both their first guests and their studio audience. Based on the description Vulture provides, the show doesn’t sound like it will be all that inventive from a format perspective, but Smith’s witty, acerbic persona and his potential for controversy (and the caliber of guests he will likely be able to get) are the real draws here.

“The idea is a Regis and Kelly talk show at the opposite end of the day for the opposite kind of audience — the 12-34 demo. Kevin and his co-host will talk water-cooler topics at the top of the show, followed by a celebrity interview and a comedy segment from the field (a la The Daily Show). Each show will feature one celebrity interview.”

Admittedly, when I first read about this, I audibly groaned. My cubemate at the day job probably thinks I was responding to her not-terribly-funny joke to a co-worker, but in reality I was imagining his indulgent Stan Lee interviews and dreading that becoming a series.


The audio of this, with Smith’s grating, barely grunted responses after everything Lee says more prominent, ought to be considered torture under the Geneva Conventions. Only an evil SOB like Dick Cheney would make someone suffer through that for half an hour. But in searching for that clip, I stumbled across the episode of “Dinner for Five” that he hosted (with guests Stan Lee, Jason Lee, J.J. Abrams, and Mark Hammil; your mileage for “caliber” might vary from mine), thinking I was about to get even more ammunition with which to shoot down this horrible-sounding idea. But then I watched it and I was enthralled.


(Parts one and Three)

Kevin Smith is, or at least was, a great conversationalist, which I then remembered was also true of his DVD commentary tracks that I used to find more entertaining than some of his movies. The bit (in part two) where he gets Stan Lee to talk about the early days of funny books is especially good, and so much better than the interview above. So, now I’m convinced that, if Smith can keep it a flowing conversation rather than a standard interview, this might be one of the best things he’ll ever do. I’m not saying it will one of the best talk shows ever, but it could be pretty interesting and fun to watch. It could at even last longer than the “Chevy Chase Show”.


Rob Payne also writes the indie comic The Unstoppable Force, co-hosts the internet radio show We’re Not Fanboys, and will never link to another “Chevy Chase Show” clip on the Twitter @RobOfWar. He thinks the bit where Mark Hammil does his Harrison Ford impression is pretty great, too.









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I then remembered was also true of his DVD commentary tracks that I used to find more entertaining than some of his movies...

I tried to listen to his commmentary track to "Dogma" one night. I got about five minutes into it before I had to shut it down. I found the commentary insufferable.

Maybe it's better on his other films.

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at July 27, 2011 10:03 AM

So will he be fuckin' talking about fuckin' movies and shit with fuckin' writers and actors and shit? And fuckin' comics and shit? Fuck. I can't fuckin' wait. His fuckin' shit is fuckin' awesome and shit.

Posted by: The Mutt at July 27, 2011 10:33 AM

I'm down with Smith like A.C. was down O.J. so I'm sold.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 27, 2011 10:44 AM

I don't think Kevin Smith's demo is "12-34" I think it's more like 12-16.

Posted by: TheOtherGreg at July 27, 2011 10:46 AM

How much time will he spend yammering on and on about eating out his wife's greasy oily hairy stinking butthole and then fucking her in said butthole and then forcing her to lick her own shit off his cock?

How many times will Mewes run on set and screech SNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! and demand that all the female guests suck his cock and let him fuck them in their stinking buttholes?

This has FAIL written on it in letters 25,000 feet high. It will be canceled faster then Norm McDonald's latest absolute failure was on Comedy Central.

I guess Smith is an even bigger loser when it comes to saving his money then he was a failed film director if he has to stoop to this level. But then again, buying 50 kilos of pot at a time will put a dent in anyone's bank account.

Smith and everyone associated with this loser project and everyone who watches it are tard losers.

Posted by: Mr. Pancake at July 27, 2011 11:06 AM

I love pancakes.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at July 27, 2011 11:23 AM

People don't buy pot in kilos, Mr. Pancake. It's ounces and pounds, you tard loser.

Posted by: John G. at July 27, 2011 12:37 PM

For anyone who's never given Smodcast a listen, it truly is hilarious. Some of the episodes get a little too rambly, but that's part of the charm. And as much as I enjoy Smith's movies, I think that the Q&A's and podcasts have become a better medium for him than making films.

I'm cautiously optimistic about a show; I'd certainly watch it, but I'd worry about him being kind of shoehorned into what people expect that medium to be (this has also been an issue with some of his movies).

If you want another example of him doing an interview and doing it well: hunt down the event he did with Neil Gaiman and Amanda Palmer in November of last year. They kept me in rapt attention for over 3 hours.

Posted by: Angeleno Ewok at July 27, 2011 12:48 PM

John G., I realize you are a complete fucking morononic mongloid 'tard not just because you post regularly at Pajibabut also because you are obviously an American, strike that, an ignorant American, strike that, a WILLFULLY ignorant American and therefore have never heard of this thing called the 'metric system' which EVERY OTHER COUNTRY ON THE FUCKING PLANET USES AS THE STANDARD FOR WEIGHTS AND MEASURES. Do all of us a favor and go and comfort your gay lover who is dying of AIDS and never post here again, unless you want to get PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNed in an ever more painful manner.

Posted by: Mr. Pancake at July 27, 2011 4:59 PM

Sounds like Mr. Pancake needs about 3 oz. of weed...

Posted by: grendel at July 27, 2011 6:46 PM

I remember joking about the metric system in school and how silly we Americans are to be so stuck on it, but I never thought the debate would come to this.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at July 27, 2011 8:10 PM

And, Rob, for the record, the "SM" in Smith's branding stands for "Smith" and his longtime producer Scott "Mosier."

Posted by: DarthCorleone at July 27, 2011 8:13 PM

I think I did know that, Darth, but I couldn't decide if it was both their names or just Smith's. But thanks for the clarification, now that I know for sure, I find it kind of adorable.

Just like I find Mr. Pancake's complete and utter PWNability to be the adorablest thing I've ever seen.

Posted by: RobP at July 27, 2011 11:33 PM


So will he be fuckin' talking about fuckin' movies and shit with fuckin' writers and actors and shit? And fuckin' comics and shit? Fuck. I can't fuckin' wait. His fuckin' shit is fuckin' awesome and shit.

Posted by: The Mutt at July 27, 2011 10:33 AM

You forgot to fucking mention and whatnot, that because he's so fucking stoned and whatnot, he ends every three or four words with "and whatnot" and whatnot. He also fucking sees everything in fucking history and shit through the fucking lens of the fucking holocaust and shit, because he's fucking uneducated and shit, and he fucking learned everything he ever knew from the fucking History channel and shit and fucking Mosier and shit and whatnot.

Posted by: John G. at July 28, 2011 3:11 AM

With all the discussion of trolling that went on last week, I'm glad this Mr. Pancake fellow has shown up to show what trolling really is.

If you dislike marijuana being measured in ounces and pounds, I'd suggest you take take it up with the drug dealers who measure it that way. Though it does bring up an interesting, if completely unnecessary, question. How do non-American drug dealers measure their product?

Coke dealers measure their shit in kilos though. I guess they're just smarter.

Posted by: Socrates_Johnson at July 28, 2011 9:58 AM