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Cameron Diaz Sternum Kicks Tom Cruise for Laughs

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Trade News | Comments (15)

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It’s a three video night tonight, and honestly, I’m only throwing this first one up so I can somehow feel like I related this post back to pop culture, and thus what I’m supposed to be posting about. So, here’s a breezy video, totally casual, totally candid, totally fun and loose Tom Cruise being goofy and one of the guys and hanging out with Cameron Diaz on the set of Knight and Day (it’s completely predictable, but almost charming, if only it were two other actors).


Here’s a commercial for a mobile home seller. Because I said so. Now shut the fuck up.

For the third video, I thought I was going to share the big viral sensation of the day — the Worst Wedding DJ ever — but I just watched it. I found it more pathetic than funny. Watch it if you’d like, but it reminded me of growing up. I didn’t like growing up.

Instead, I think I’d prefer to subject you to the latest clip from Twilight: Eclipse. This one is heavy on Dakota Fanning, but not even she can save it. Get excited.










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Comments

Fuck Tom Cruise.

Posted by: BarbadoSlim at May 13, 2010 8:15 PM

I'm now afraid NOT to buy a mobile home from that guy. Well done, sir!

Posted by: sansho1 at May 13, 2010 8:19 PM

I squee'd watching Cruise going arse over tip. I will send flowers to Cameron Diaz.

Posted by: The Wanderer at May 13, 2010 8:39 PM

Man, do NOT FUCK with that guy's wife's boyfriend. He sounds like a Baaaaad MoFo.

And I don't care what anyone says, I think Cameron Diaz has a delightful smile.

Posted by: Lindsey with an 'e' at May 13, 2010 9:54 PM

I don't care what anyone says either: Cameron Diaz is a hag.

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A hag with a nice smile.

Posted by: , at May 13, 2010 10:01 PM

'So come on down to Cullman Liquidation and get yourself a home. Or don't. I don't care.'

His nonchalant attitude really sells it. I'm seriously considering buying a mobile home just because it seems like he doesn't need my business.

He's obviously taken a page out of the Cartman 'you-can't-come' strategy.

Posted by: David at May 13, 2010 10:10 PM

Judging from that clip, I'd assume the Twilight series actually had some passing resemblance to horror. Dakota Fanning might give me nightmares with that line reading at the end in the best way possible: by actually scaring me. But they ain't fooling me. Oh no. I know the truth: the films and books are pure crap. If I could blend them together and sack them up, I could start a roadside fertilizer stand.

Posted by: Robert at May 13, 2010 10:12 PM

Is that Andy Sandberg in the Twilight trailer? I kid, but really, look at the guy

Posted by: Alarmjaguar at May 13, 2010 10:16 PM

Wow, Lindsay Lohan has fallen far if she's selling mobile homes in Alabama now. Not a big surprise, though.

Posted by: Lindsay at May 13, 2010 11:07 PM

Mobile home guy is surrounded by suck, above and below, and he doesn't care.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at May 13, 2010 11:09 PM

I'm with you Robert Miss Fanning was scary as hell in that clip! But, sigh...no sex in the champagne room.....

Posted by: Mokey at May 13, 2010 11:29 PM

Oh, man, that Cameron Bright kid sure is pretty. And young. So, so pretty. Crap. I'm grossing myself out again.

Posted by: Anna von Beaversmack at May 14, 2010 8:44 AM

Dakota! You're breaking my heart!

Posted by: Sofía at May 14, 2010 11:58 AM

looks like its time for the all mighty tom cruise to beam down another body from his space ship. the old one has taken a beating thanks to cameron. way to go girl, next time go a bit lower

Posted by: reeree at May 16, 2010 6:32 PM

Maybe it's just because that dude looks like Andy Samberg, but I can't shake the feeling that the Twilight clip was part of an SNL Digital Short. Of course, it could also be the hilarious costumes and line readings.

Posted by: Franzibald at May 17, 2010 6:01 AM